Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[Flybynite]

I'm lowkey sad that Moyer didn't come back and pitch in a game this year. Satchel Paige made a comeback at 59. Moyer is 60

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I hope it’s the alligator personally.

 

[Young Sandwich]

It's Chris Kattan isn't it? I hope Jojo is going to be alright.

 

[wankstifier]

It's Chris Kattan isn't it? I hope Jojo is going to be alright.

That'd be so f***in random

 

[JojoTheWhale]

It's Chris Kattan isn't it? I hope Jojo is going to be alright.

Spoiler

 

[Rebels57]

The guy with the alligator would be f***ing histerical.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The guy with the alligator would be f***ing histerical.

We don’t need a Billy Goat curse.

 

[Rebels57]

We don’t need a Billy Goat curse.

Oh shit, you're right.

 

[Rebels57]

Charlie Manuel, Calum Scott, or that attention fiend Taylor Swift?

 

[wankstifier]

Michael Kay is calling the Blue Jays-Twins game? Twins fans must feel conflicted

 

[Schwarbomb]

Micah Parsons will throw the first pitch at each game in every series.

 

[Halladay]

If there is a game Thursday night I may take the approach of taking a sip of alcohol before every pitch .

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Nothing like postseason baseball. Suddenly every pitch and at-bat become magnified and important, with lots of clutch moments

 

[Sombastate]

its probably gonna be Swift. But I'm rooting for the Alligator

 

[Halladay]

Should be Jason Kelce.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Should be ex-mayor John Street

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Should be ex-mayor John Street

Michael Nutter, IMO.

 

[Bigtimefeed]

Am I the only one who's actually thrilled that ESPN is covering this series? I know that sounds funny.

 

[Halladay]

Michael Nutter, IMO.

Josh Harris obviously.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Michael Nutter, IMO.

Josh Harris obviously.

Joey Merlino

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Michael Kay and Alex Rodriguez.

This is a f***ing war crime.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Michael Nutter, IMO.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Michael Nutter, IMO.

Every time I see the jersey tucked into the jeans, I laugh.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Twins did it.

 

[Schwarbomb]

Am I the only one who's actually thrilled that ESPN is covering this series? I know that sounds funny.

Not me. My $30 antenna I bought last year doesn't pick up ESPN.