Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[Chinatown88]

Ooof Molly Knight & The Athletic look really bad here.

Bauer might be a douche but after watching the entirety of the Depp trial it reminded me that women are people and people are capable of lying.
AI robot waifus FTW.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Bauer might be a douche but after watching the entirety of the Depp trial it reminded me that women are people and people are capable of lying.
AI robot waifus FTW.

Remember all those times when you pitched a fit about the NFL thread getting into these topics?

It's the opening day of the playoffs and it's this shit. I need a long break.

 

[Chinatown88]

Remember all those times when you pitched a fit about the NFL thread getting into these topics?

It's the opening day of the playoffs and it's this shit. I need a long break.

Yup I knew it was gonna matriculate into this thread eventually after it blowing up my Twitter feed last night.

So getting back on the good/stressful stuff. If the Phillies don't win tonight I'm pretty sure I'll have a heart attack watching Nola pitch Game 2.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

So getting back on the good/stressful stuff. If the Phillies don't win tonight I'm pretty sure I'll have a heart attack watching Nola pitch Game 2.

I would have started Nola too. I would be loathed as a manager.

 

[Chinatown88]

I would have started Nola too. I would be loathed as a manager.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Listening to morning radio handing out regular season grades. Castellanos gets an A+ and the pitching staff on the whole gets a C - they collectively led the league in fWAR by nearly 4 wins.

Edit: had a stroke typing that.

 

[Flybynite]

Listening to morning radio handing out regular season grades. Castellanos gets an A+ and the pitching staff on the whole gets a C - they collectively led the league in fWAR by nearly 4 wins.

Edit: had a stroke typing that.

lol. Worst 'regular position player/batter' on the team... A+

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I would have started Nola too. I would be loathed as a manager.

I'd have started him Game Three but not for the reasons people would normally assume.

You have him if you need him if there's a Game Three but he's also ready to start Game One against the Braves if they get there.

 

[Halladay]

lol. Worst 'regular position player/batter' on the team... A+

Did you see the clip of him with TMac after they clinched and he said the team leaned new things over the season. TMac asked him what he learned and he said absolutely nothing. The most infuriating player I've ever watched as a Phillie.

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

Listening to morning radio handing out regular season grades. Castellanos gets an A+ and the pitching staff on the whole gets a C - they collectively led the league in fWAR by nearly 4 wins.

Edit: had a stroke typing that.

Imagine explaining to a guy with hoagie dip hanging off his mouth what fWAR is.

 

[GKJ]

My word, he and Taijuan have no business being on the playoff roster. Guess with Walker he is making too much money to leave off.

Ranger comes out of the pen, which needed more help.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Imagine explaining to a guy with hoagie dip hanging off his mouth what fWAR is.

Most of these guys are still thoroughly enjoyable to talk to. My one neighbor is a retired South Philly mook. Nicest guy in the world, but he gives me shit every day for thinking Jalen Carter is good. I was putting the trash out yesterday and he asked if I would think he was good at football if he Hurried me into throwing the bag away. “1.5 sacks, brother. No one pays for half a job.”

 

[Sombastate]

man, I hope this team can make this post season even half as interesting as last

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Bauer might be a douche but after watching the entirety of the Depp trial it reminded me that women are people and people are capable of lying.
AI robot waifus FTW.

I think some didn’t like Bauer which is fine in a general sense but I think it clouded their perception here. They wanted him to desperately get his comeuppance that they completely ignored things.

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

Most of these guys are still thoroughly enjoyable to talk to. My one neighbor is a retired South Philly mook. Nicest guy in the world, but he gives me shit every day for thinking Jalen Carter is good. I was putting the trash out yesterday and he asked if I would think he was good at football if he Hurried me into throwing the bag away. “1.5 sacks, brother. No one pays for half a job.”

Lmfao.

I had to convince my dad for like 5 years that Couturier was good. They’re still the best.

 

[Cody Webster]

Ooof Molly Knight & The Athletic look really bad here.

f*** em, sue em all

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Go Phils!

 

[PALE PWNR]

why is the start time 8:08 what a random time

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Last year was all gravy. This year I'm more nervous. Who cares though, LET'S GO PHILLIES!

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Tampa Bay has like maybe half their seats filled today. Like I get empty seats when the team is bad but this a playoff game.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It’s Jamie Moyer, lol.

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It’s Jamie Moyer, lol.

Nevermind, he’s game two.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Pache it is.

 

[wankstifier]

Seems like the start times for the NL wild card games should be swapped