Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[Gregor Samsa]

I don’t mind Schwarber and I realize he is what he is. A hardcore 3 outcome guy with a sub .200. But when he gets one it’s 400+ ft. He seems to run hot and cold. He’ll go 5 games doing nothing but then hit 4 HR’s in 5 games. We just need those hot streaks to happen when it matters the most. A team just can’t have more than one of those types of players in the lineup. His stat lines will never not make me chuckle

 

[DancingPanther]

We just need those hot streaks to happen when it matters the most.

Loser's mentality. Hope chess is losing chess.

 

[Rebels57]

Lmfao, 2 errors about 2 minutes into the game

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I’d happily just take Schwarber out of the game completely if Harper has to DH over having to play him in the field.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

What a pitiful at bat by Castellanos.

 

[CutOnDime97]

Bryce

 

[DancingPanther]

Harper is that guy

What a pitiful at bat by Castellanos.

Add it to the pile

 

[DancingPanther]

He's out. What the hell was he doing lol

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Who the f*** is talking in the box?

 

[CutOnDime97]

Who the f*** is talking in the box?

Hoskins?

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Hoskins?

I wasn't watching the whole game but man the talking...

 

[Rebels57]

Strikeout specialist pitcher vs strikeout expert batters lol

 

[Rebels57]

This ump f***ing blows.

 

[DancingPanther]

What the f*** is Sosa looking at him for?

 

[Rebels57]

All 5 of this kids recorded outs so far are K's lol

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh look another first pitch whiff from Turner

Oh look it's 0-2

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh look, Turner chokes in the clutch

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Don’t remember Joc Pederson being a fat f***.

 

[DancingPanther]

Harrison has a blister or something on his throwing hand. Blood on his left ring finger. Might be why he lost those fastballs against Turner.

 

[DancingPanther]

Holy f***

 

[Magua]

Ben Davis should wear that Darth Vader mask when he’s going for his morning jog during a wildfire.

 

[DancingPanther]

Jon Miller on the Giants broadcast!

 

[Flybynite]

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Sosa right now. @Magua

 

[Superman33]

Ben Davis should wear that Darth Vader mask when he’s going for his morning jog during a wildfire.

I have a strong dislike for Ben Davis, but I think he just helped out T Mac when he gave away an alcoholic beverage to some guy behind him.

This was after Rueben was WAY too interested in possibly getting to consume whatever that promotion was when they brought in a ton of concessions. He legit asked, "Can we drink on the job?" and Kruk, of all people(!), shut it down. T Mac started giving them out to people around them and Ben Davis noticed one of them looked young. T Mac then said, "Oh, you've got a good point. How old are you?". The guy yelled out "24" and Ben Davis said, "Yeah, because that isn't hard to make up." At that point T Mac started asking him for ID...

and then Walker got drilled with that ball that hit him so hard it still went all the way to 2nd base in the air. And everyone forget T Mac may have given away an alcoholic beverage to an underage guy on live TV.