OT: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): When You're Up, It's Never As Good As It Seems, And When You're Down, You Never Think You'll Be Up Again

[Cody Webster]

Hate to see it

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Dropped a 155.1 burger on my opponent this week.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Its almost like the entire brunt of karma is hitting them all at once for what their team docs did to Tyrod Taylor.

You're right. You don't just maliciously stab the greatest football player there ever has or ever will be without the universe taking revenge.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Hate to see it
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I hit the Cowboys +2.5/Saquon TD/Zeke O49.5/Saquon O64.5 for 15 on a $1

 

[FLYguy3911]

Giants D ftw.

 

[Striiker]

So Hurts is getting four years $128m, right?

That was what his nearest comp got, wasn’t it?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[dragonoffrost]

So Hurts is getting four years $128m, right?

That was what his nearest comp got, wasn’t it?

Add for inflation... the second a contract is old the value on the next person with comp numbers goes up. Probably looking at 4 years 150 Million to start now.

 

[Jtown]

So Hurts is getting four years $128m, right?

That was what his nearest comp got, wasn’t it?

His nearest comp got 5 years 230 million fully guaranteed.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[dragonoffrost]

His nearest comp got 5 years 230 million fully guaranteed.

There are ways to break that comparison. Starting with "It's the Browns..."

 

[Jtown]

There are ways to break that comparison. Starting with "It's the Browns..."

true, but when you look at the non consensual acts he is performing on the field it's hard to ignore the similarities.

 

[Cody Webster]

I hit the Cowboys +2.5/Saquon TD/Zeke O49.5/Saquon O64.5 for 15 on a $1

I never know when to stop adding on, hence the fumble...silly me

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Chinatown88

Jabroni trade offer guy just offered Wentz and Diontae Johnson for Herbert.

He picked Wentz up last week from the scrap heap.

His highlights earlier in the week were…

Diontae Johnson and Ekeler for Michael Thomas and McCaffrey.

And he offered my brother this…

Ekeler, Ertz, Dobbins for Jonathan Taylor and Travis Kelce.

 

[DancingPanther]

@Chinatown88

Jabroni trade offer guy just offered Wentz and Diontae Johnson for Herbert.

He picked Wentz up last week from the scrap heap.

His highlights earlier in the week were…

Diontae Johnson and Ekeler for Michael Thomas and McCaffrey.

And he offered my brother this…

Ekeler, Ertz, Dobbins for Jonathan Taylor and Travis Kelce.

That last one is just insane

 

[SuchySays]

Eagles looking great. congrats guys!

 

[Flybynite]

@Chinatown88

Jabroni trade offer guy just offered Wentz and Diontae Johnson for Herbert.

He picked Wentz up last week from the scrap heap.

His highlights earlier in the week were…

Diontae Johnson and Ekeler for Michael Thomas and McCaffrey.

And he offered my brother this…

Ekeler, Ertz, Dobbins for Jonathan Taylor and Travis Kelce.

Dude needs to realize fantasy leagues have real human beings and are not a 2010 Madden trade engine.

 

[Chinatown88]

@Chinatown88

Jabroni trade offer guy just offered Wentz and Diontae Johnson for Herbert.

He picked Wentz up last week from the scrap heap.

His highlights earlier in the week were…

Diontae Johnson and Ekeler for Michael Thomas and McCaffrey.

And he offered my brother this…

Ekeler, Ertz, Dobbins for Jonathan Taylor and Travis Kelce.

I swear the average person thinks that they have to win trades at all costs without even considering the other team's needs, roster construction and situation.

Exhibit A from Dolphins fan, hot pot appointment ditcher not friend.
My Ekeler and Jones for Damien Harris, Melvin Gordon and a 2023 1st.

Exhibit B
He hosed his cousin whose roster is not in contention at all and it's gonna be a high pick. Dak for Zamir White and a 2023 1st.

 

[swami24]

@Chinatown88

Jabroni trade offer guy just offered Wentz and Diontae Johnson for Herbert.

He picked Wentz up last week from the scrap heap.

His highlights earlier in the week were…

Diontae Johnson and Ekeler for Michael Thomas and McCaffrey.

And he offered my brother this…

Ekeler, Ertz, Dobbins for Jonathan Taylor and Travis Kelce.

In my 2nd league, we have 3 keepers. I finished last, so I had the first pick this year. My only players worth keeping were Herbert, L Jackson and K Allen. I offered someone L Jackson for Cam Akers, a first this year (which with keepers is really a 4th) and future 2nd. His response, "I'm not giving you picks, you have to give me one to take Jackson." His keepers were Ekler, Kelce and Kupp. MORON! could have had Jackson, now his QBs are Wentz and Cousins.

Now I am starting Jackson over Herbert, which I know will freak someone out.

 

[Cody Webster]

@Chinatown88

Jabroni trade offer guy just offered Wentz and Diontae Johnson for Herbert.

He picked Wentz up last week from the scrap heap.

His highlights earlier in the week were…

Diontae Johnson and Ekeler for Michael Thomas and McCaffrey.

And he offered my brother this…

Ekeler, Ertz, Dobbins for Jonathan Taylor and Travis Kelce.

That guy should be kicked from the league

 

[Striiker]

I swear the average person thinks that they have to win trades at all costs without even considering the other team's needs, roster construction and situation.

Exhibit A from Dolphins fan, hot pot appointment ditcher not friend.
My Ekeler and Jones for Damien Harris, Melvin Gordon and a 2023 1st.

Exhibit B
He hosed his cousin whose roster is not in contention at all and it's gonna be a high pick. Dak for Zamir White and a 2023 1st.

Is this the same bad friend who forgot your birthday?

 

[Chinatown88]

Is this the same bad friend who forgot your birthday?

Nah that one was my best bud IRL. This one is the one who literally showed up late after I invited them out for hotpot, because WoW is more important. I then proceeded to post my conundrum on the board. I waited outside the restaurant and turned on the Flyers, I think they were playing Carolina that night.

 

[Striiker]

Nah that one was my best bud IRL. This one is the one who literally showed up late after I invited them out for hotpot, because WoW is more important. I then proceeded to post my conundrum on the board. I waited outside the restaurant and turned on the Flyers, I think they were playing Carolina that night.

Yeah, I remember both stories, I just forgot if it was the same person both times.

Your friends suck. You deserve better.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@BrindamoursNose

Come get your boy.

 

[Striiker]

@BrindamoursNose

Come get your boy.

Holy f***ing shit