OT Thread Part X: No One Here Sleeps

[Kane One]

Ah. People need to use those more often.

 

[Boruto]

Ah. People need to use those more often.

 

[Krams]

I hope you meant "ineffective." I've been buying packs in stores myself since I was 15.

I was being sarcastic. I don't make mistakes.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Guys, if the flaming and trolling continue I will be FORCED to layeth the Smackdown on your candy *****.

This is cool.

 

[Boruto]

Guys, if the flaming and trolling continue I will be FORCED to layeth the Smackdown on your candy *****.

This is cool.

who's trolling and flaming and who's receiving?

 

[Kakko]

Guys, if the flaming and trolling continue I will be FORCED to layeth the Smackdown on your candy *****.

This is cool.

????? Guess I missed something

 

[*Bob Richards*]

who's trolling and flaming and who's receiving?

Oh no one is. I've just always wanted to do that.

 

[Boruto]

Oh no one is. I've just always wanted to do that.

Just slamming the ***** down for the hell of it.

 

[Krams]

Witness my *****ing. Also, I can't even legally buy them yet. I have to drive to a specific place which is rather far.

You have the Camel Crush girl to buy them for you.

Half the places by me don't even card. But I suppose that's because just about every gas station attendant within a 10 mile radius of my house probably knows me by now.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I'll call it practice.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

You have the Camel Crush girl to buy them for you.

Half the places by me don't even card. But I suppose that's because just about every gas station attendant within a 10 mile radius of my house probably knows me by now.

Love her to death but she may be the least reliable person at times.

 

[Krams]

Love her to death but she may be the least reliable person at times.

Can't trust her with $10?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Can't trust her with $10?

She's the kind of girl that says, "Oh I'll be there in 5 minutes" and then I won't see her for a week.

 

[Boruto]

I only smoke cigar and those mini cigars fellas. Prehaps I shall bring some Canadian cigar over when I visit. I'm not sure if they're even really all that Canadian and unique but hey, cigar is better than no cigar.

 

[Boruto]

She's the kind of girl that says, "Oh I'll be there in 5 minutes" and then I won't see her for a week.

A time traveler.

A bad one.

 

[Krams]

She's the kind of girl that says, "Oh I'll be there in 5 minutes" and then I won't see her for a week.

I used to drive my (former) co-worker home every night because he had a suspended license on the precondition that we stopped by Mobil on the way so he could buy me a few packs. Never asked for gas money or anything like that. It was a mutually beneficial friendship.

He signed for his final check as '**** You'.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

She's a devil woman. Too adorable to get mad at so I just accept it.

 

[Krams]

How'd your parents react when they discovered you engaged in such a self-destructive habit?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

How'd your parents react when they discovered you engaged in such a self-destructive habit?

Surprisingly well. I was already 18 and they said, "What can we do?"

 

[Boruto]

Surprisingly well. I was already 18 and they said, "What can we do?"

"What can we do? He's Bob Richards"

 

[Krams]

Pretty sure my parents found out at the worst time possible. A year or so ago. I wasn't talking to my father and I was failing chemistry. Nicotine was like the straw that broke the camel's back.

 

[Boruto]

How'd your parents react when they discovered you engaged in such a self-destructive habit?

I take it yours weren't nearly as cool bout it?

 

[Krams]

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Considering that my mother was a smoker, she wasn't particularly peeved.

 

[Boruto]

Y'all need Jesus