OT Thread Part X: No One Here Sleeps

[TC82]

I'm making fun of the fact that when you look up your symptoms on the interent, they tend to match up with something bad, and people assume that that's what they have.

I just have a bad cold

My mom reads that stuff: "In the beginning, you don't necessarily notice any symptoms..."

"OH MY GOD! I HAVEN'T NOTICED ANYTHING! THIS I HAVE!!"

 

[Krams]

I've been there before. It's a nice place and hockey themed. They have Labatt on tap which is pretty rare in the city.

Is Pabst on tap anywhere in the city? Perhaps Williamsburg.

 

[Cmox]

I found a video of Cyndi Lauper and family talking about the Rangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzH6rH5jTO0

At 15:12 Cyndi Lauper's son says "I can believe the Rangers lost" then they go on to talk about it. It's really cute. Who would've thought the bad guy from Home Alone 3 was such a huge Rangers fan?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

This is this shortest my hair has ever been. Went full high and tight.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

This is this shortest my hair has ever been. Went full high and tight.

I'm gonna settle for going for the Boyle look. I had a 1 on top and 0 on the sides for a while, a few months back.

 

[Krams]

Need to do laundry before 4pm. Too lazy.

 

[Clowes Line]

Went to the eye doctor today and out of curiosity, I asked him what color my eyes are, as I was always confused whether they were an amber/brown or green.

I have green eyes. 2% of people in this world have green eyes. Am I special?

 

[Kakko]

Went to the eye doctor today and out of curiosity, I asked him what color my eyes are, as I was always confused whether they were an amber/brown or green.

I have green eyes. 2% of people in this world have green eyes. Am I special?

Well, over 2000 people on HF have green eyes...

 

[Clowes Line]

Well, over 2000 people on HF have green eyes...

Not catching on to what you're saying. Explain lol.

 

[Kane One]

Not catching on to what you're saying. Explain lol.

There are about 100,000 people on HF. 100,000 x .02 = 2,000. You aren't even special on HF.

 

[Krams]

Psychopaths also make up 2% of the general population.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Doesn't matter anyway.

Ladies dig blue.

 

[Clowes Line]

Doesn't matter anyway.

Ladies dig blue.

Ladies dig blue and green. They're both different than the norm. Especially in North America.

 

[Krams]

Some days my eyes are blue. Others, they're more of a steel/gray.

 

[Jabroni]

There are about 100,000 people on HF. 100,000 x .02 = 2,000. You aren't even special on HF.

2% of the world population, not just HF.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Bob Richards uses his blond hair and blue eyes to attract all the ladies.

Then he puts down his pen and paper and leaves his fantasy world to go write on a hockey forum.

 

[charlie460]

lol.

 

[Boruto]

Some days my eyes are blue. Others, they're more of a steel/gray.

So a water/steel type Pokemon eh?

That makes you... Empoleon.

A Pokemon fan?

 

[Boruto]

Psychopaths also make up 2% of the general population.

Closer to one but it might depend partially on migrating patterns.

Yawn just woke up. Have class in 90. Craving cookies and cream ice cream for breakfast.

 

[Boruto]

Need to do laundry before 4pm. Too lazy.

People not doing laundry never made sense to be you sort them, throw them in and let the machine do the work. It's not like you have to ride on a donkey with a laundry basket on your head and go down to the river.

 

[Boruto]

Ladies dig blue and green. They're both different than the norm. Especially in North America.

You see quite a bit of blue so whenever someone has green eyes, it's that much more fascinating. I may be coming across to enthusiastic about eyes but yes, eye color is important to many.

 

[Krams]

People not doing laundry never made sense to be you sort them, throw them in and let the machine do the work. It's not like you have to ride on a donkey with a laundry basket on your head and go down to the river.

Wait...there's a machine? No more camel rides to the nearest well 15 miles away?

 

[NYRPat21]

Some days my eyes are blue. Others, they're more of a steel/gray.

Exactly the same way, chicks dig the eyes, then they talk to me and then it all goes away.

 

[Boruto]

And if you're good, there's even one for drying.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Rofl camel rides?
I have strange eyes. When I wear blue they look green. If any other color they look light brown.