Yes, mom.
Can I be your roommate?Christopher.
In other news, I've decided to not renew my contract on this place I'm renting (informal contract) and I am looking forward to finding a cheap place in NY for a while!
In other news, I've decided to not renew my contract on this place I'm renting (informal contract) and I am looking forward to finding a cheap place in NY for a while!
so you stopped smoking, got fat, lost weight again?
Christopher.
In other news, I've decided to not renew my contract on this place I'm renting (informal contract) and I am looking forward to finding a cheap place in NY for a while!
I could use some weight on me. I'm happy with how I look but it couldn't hurt to put on a few.
Well no. I was fat, stopped smoking, started excercising and lost weight![]()
Stop trying to steal Jason away from me, he's mine!Stay at my place JCresty.
We'll have a slumber party.
Okay I had to put a disclaimer somewhere, that's just too unsettling to post without one.
Stop trying to steal Jason away from me, he's mine!
Stay at my place JCresty.
We'll have a slumber party.
Okay I had to put a disclaimer somewhere, that's just too unsettling to post without one.
If you only knew that your slightly inappropriate joke takes on more lols than you think because it's me
I'll bring the chocolate fondue.
I don't believe I recognize you.
Don't make me slip and hit the thread ban button brah
I don't believe I recognize you.
Don't make me slip and hit the thread ban button brah
Go Bob! #TeamBobImpossible. These cretins, I mean posters, rally around me. I will destroy you.
Go Bob! #TeamBob
hashtags are stupid outside twitter.
teach me master even though I'm neither one of those. I could use more mental strength though.
Well, there goes my escape route to Canada should I ever be drafted.
I could use some weight on me. I'm happy with how I look but it couldn't hurt to put on a few.
Then just start eating more calories than you burn in a day = mission accomplished.
Then just start eating more calories than you burn in a day = mission accomplished.
See, this doesn't work too well for me. The same problem runs in my family for every male. We are stuck as tall, skinny, cut kids. My dad and his brother were the same way. Eat whatever the hell I want and don't put on a pound.