OT: OT thread number 11 | No More Bad News PLEASE!

[yukoner88]

I don't have words.

Modified man who calls himself 'Black Alien' laments those who don't understand him​

Modified man who calls himself 'Black Alien' laments those who don't understand him

The man who calls himself the "Black Alien" gets upset sometimes because others don't understand why he's modified his body so much.

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Now..... imagine being an alien coming from distant world and you're thinking of making first contact....... and you notice this....

 

[ZJuice]

I forgot how much of a tool Sid Viscious was . I'm sure he's a good dude in real life but he had one look and was boring as hell.

To this day, the Hulkster is the only man to ever walk the earth and successfully pull off the skullet. Strange thing is, he's had that skullet since his 20s but then never lost the rest of his hair.

I looked up Sid just because he is so huge. He had a gruesome leg injury by landing on one leg after jumping from the second turnbuckle. Was gross to watch!! But he came back eventually and wrestled as recently as 2017.

I have a family member with a skullet. He’s in his 60s and also wears skater shoes (he has still wears of my old high tops I got rid of as a teenager lol).

 

[Ritchie Valens]

I looked up Sid just because he is so huge. He had a gruesome leg injury by landing on one leg after jumping from the second turnbuckle. Was gross to watch!! But he came back eventually and wrestled as recently as 2017.

I have a family member with a skullet. He’s in his 60s and also wears skater shoes (he has still wears of my old high tops I got rid of as a teenager lol).

Yeah he is a monster of a man. Not many looked down on Hogan but he was one. I remember that leg injury...another gruesome one was Triple H on a Monday Night Raw. That one I remember seeing on tv as it happened.

That's awesome about your family member though-lol.

On the topic of 'rasslin, have you ever watched "Dark Side of the Ring"? Amazing series.

 

[ZJuice]

@tardigrade81 How to get laid
I asked it to write an acrostic poem for my girlfriend and told it some of her hobbies. I read her the poem and got lots of smooches, she laughed after I told her it was AI.. was expecting a smack

Here is a poem for you

Tough on the ice, they cheer on the Oilers and Senators
Athletic moves, like splits, that amaze and entertain
Resilient fan, always pushing despite rejections in love
Dedicated to football and dogs, they never miss a game
Imitating Van Damme, they show their skills with ease
Gradual growth, always striving to improve and succeed
Rarely misses out on A & W
Awesome personality, loved by all who know them well
Does poop lots
Energetic spirit, they bring excitement and joy to the crowd

Wow and some amazing lyrics it wrote for me in the style of Nirvana

Verse 1: Broccoli, I thought it was good for me But now I'm stuck, can't you see? In the bathroom all day and night My belly aches, it's not alright

Chorus: Bad diarrhea, from too much green Can't seem to escape this routine Oh, broccoli, why'd you have to be so mean? Bad diarrhea, my stomach's a machine

Verse 2: I thought it was healthy, a power food But now I'm just feeling crude Can't leave the house, it's such a shame From too much broccoli, I can't escape the pain

Chorus: Bad diarrhea, from too much green Can't seem to escape this routine Oh, broccoli, why'd you have to be so mean? Bad diarrhea, my stomach's a machine

Bridge: I thought it was a cure, not a curse But now I'm just feeling worse I'll stick to salad, without the greens From now on, broccoli, stay away from me!

Chorus: Bad diarrhea, from too much green Can't seem to escape this routine Oh, broccoli, why'd you have to be so mean? Bad diarrhea, my stomach's a machine.

 

[ZJuice]

Yeah he is a monster of a man. Not many looked down on Hogan but he was one. I remember that leg injury...another gruesome one was Triple H on a Monday Night Raw. That one I remember seeing on tv as it happened.

That's awesome about your family member though-lol.

On the topic of 'rasslin, have you ever watched "Dark Side of the Ring"? Amazing series.

I looked it up and it’s something I’d be into. I was planning on getting Crave for a month to go through a bunch of shows. I’ll put it on the list!

 

[Ritchie Valens]

I looked it up and it’s something I’d be into. I was planning on getting Crave for a month to go through a bunch of shows. I’ll put it on the list!

It's awesome. The Owen Hart one is sad, I can see why Martha (Owen's widow) took Vince to task and kicked the shit out of him in the civil lawsuits.

 

[tardigrade81]

@tardigrade81 How to get laid
I asked it to write an acrostic poem for my girlfriend and told it some of her hobbies. I read her the poem and got lots of smooches, she laughed after I told her it was AI.. was expecting a smack

Here is a poem for you




Wow and some amazing lyrics it wrote for me in the style of Nirvana

That was simply beautiful! I’m printing this and giving it to my wife!

Thank you good sir.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Now..... imagine being an alien coming from distant world and you're thinking of making first contact....... and you notice this....

Zoom back to altari963sigmus1 on the space hovercraft. Nothing to see here...they wree just alien teens anyway looking to prank some planet.

I'm going to try to tell CRA I identify as Alien, not Canadian, not of this world and then I don't have to pay taxes. I'll borrow some pictures to send in...I'll use VPN and say I'm filing from somewhere out of the Solar System.

I'm already a space cadet

wish me luck

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[Dynamic]

Ahhhh geeze we all knew it was coming but damn this sucks. I don’t even know what will replace it but whatever it is will be worse than the mindbender, I can guarantee it.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[ZJuice]

That was simply beautiful! I’m printing this and giving it to my wife!

Thank you good sir.

I meant to give a link for the poetry writing AI for you lol

https://chat.openai.com/chat

 

[joestevens29]

6m30s mark for a quick highlight
37m mark explains why wrestlers would make great Avs/Lightning players

Oddly enough with the Sid talk on my instagram feed his promo for this rumble came up. lol

 

[Mr Kot]

NOOOOOOOOO MY CHILDHOOD!!!!

 

[joestevens29]

It's awesome. The Owen Hart one is sad, I can see why Martha (Owen's widow) took Vince to task and kicked the shit out of him in the civil lawsuits.

They are all pretty sad to be honest.

The grizzly smith one was just sickening.

Herb Abrams had some funny moments, but overall the end result was bad.

I never really watched ECW in its prime so I had no idea who New Jack was. Guy was a literal piece of shit. You can tell it was a guy that was getting off to being able to talk about all the shit he did. Should've waited until he died to do an episode on him, because I don't think he deserved anymore spotlight after the things he did.

 

[Jumptheshark]

I used to love riding it.

NOOOOOOOOO MY CHILDHOOD!!!!

I rode it the first week it opened

 

[tardigrade81]

I meant to give a link for the poetry writing AI for you lol

https://chat.openai.com/chat

I suppose I need to come up with a kick ass haiku poem now!

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[bellagiobob]

6 for me

 

[ZJuice]

Oddly enough with the Sid talk on my instagram feed his promo for this rumble came up. lol

The phones/cookies are always paying attention…
When I can’t spell something I say it out loud then suddenly autocorrect knows what I want to type. Creepy but handy..

 

[Stoneman89]

6 for me

Not sure but I think I did okay. Passed out at 4.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

They are all pretty sad to be honest.

The grizzly smith one was just sickening.

Herb Abrams had some funny moments, but overall the end result was bad.

I never really watched ECW in its prime so I had no idea who New Jack was. Guy was a literal piece of shit. You can tell it was a guy that was getting off to being able to talk about all the shit he did. Should've waited until he died to do an episode on him, because I don't think he deserved anymore spotlight after the things he did.

Yeah he was a lunatic. Not sure how he hadn't literally killed someone in the ring.

The North Korea one was good too lol. Benoit's was sad, as was the episode of Bruiser Brody who got shanked in the shower in Puerto Rico and the murderer got off because of key witnesses didn't get their trial notifications until after it was over.

Jake Roberts shooting on Macho Man and telling the story how Macho made Roberts take his cobra and have it bite him first without any anti-vemom to prove it wasn't venemous anymore was priceless .

 

[ZJuice]

6 for me

I would have stopped at 5 but I was inspired to match you with 6. Started feeling funny

 

[bellagiobob]

I would have stopped at 5 but I was inspired to match you with 6. Started feeling funny

I had to really push it to get to 6 as well. But I'm an old fart, so that wasn't too bad. My son, who loves swimming in the summer and is always diving with his snorkeling gear on, did 9 without too much effort. I would pass out if I tried to get to that level.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I meant to give a link for the poetry writing AI for you lol

https://chat.openai.com/chat

Thanks for the link, i've been meaning to get into learning how to use Chat GPT.

I imagine Chat GPT will be Kyle Dubas successor in Toronto.