OT: Ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot : Now even more off topic

[Ron*]

Posting a sign like that just makes me want to pee in the drain more.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

http://news.yahoo.com/mexico-captures-knights-templar-drug-cartel-leader-134132821.html

Gomez, alias "La Tuta," was detained without a shot fired in Morelia, Michoacan's capital, a National Security Commission official told AFP on condition of anonymity.

I speak enough Spanish to know that La Tuta means teacher, but to me La Tuta sounds like the nickname that one would give to a flatulent female.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Posting a sign like that just makes me want to pee in the drain more.

Ron brings it with every evacuation

 

[Ron*]

http://news.yahoo.com/mexico-captures-knights-templar-drug-cartel-leader-134132821.html


I speak enough Spanish to know that La Tuta means teacher, but to me La Tuta sounds like the nickname that one would give to a flatulent female.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

the more you eat, the more you La Tuta!

 

[TROLLCHUK]

Hmmm. All I see is a nice ass.

I think that is the correct answer for the male species.

 

[Jason Squirties]

Ok.. back to whining about people. I just went to Chipotle and waited an extra ten minutes in line so two fatso's could debate with the manager about how they were supposed to get some sort of BOGO coupon the last time they were there but they didn't have anymore. Apparently they were told by an employee they could come back and mention it and the manager on duty would honor it. Well, the manager said that shouldn't have happened but the two fatso's persisted holding up the line.

I seriously wanted to say "you two ought to be sharing a burrito anyway. Since you'll be getting two meals for the price of one that way, problem solved". But I just bit my lip and watched them haggle with the manager over a free ****ing burrito. Then the much larger of the two (the woman) orders every ****ing ingredient they serve after the meat section. The burrito was the size of a football and laden with sour cream, guacamole and every other fattening condiment they have there. Then the man balks at the lady for ordering guacamole because it is an additional charge. Everyone just stands there waiting with blank looks on their faces.

The best part was their reaction when they questioned the worker who they were arguing with who the manager was. She is the manager. Oh well, who is the store manager. She is. Oh...



Haha!

honestly?

 

[Jason Squirties]

I have a funny story along these lines a sandwich shop a few years ago and they were giving out a free small sub as a grand opening kind of thing. The Guy three people ahead of me in line could not hace been a bigger *****. Especially to the poor employee.
I eventually said something half funny half serious. and the guy told me to shut up and nobody wanted to hear it. so I asked everybody in mind if they'd rather hear me or him and everybody chose me. The guy got pissed off and left, everyone clapped.
It turned out the employee at the register was the owner's son and I got free sandwiches for a month.

wtg fatty!

 

[DocWest]

"I want all the ham"

 

[Ron*]

 

[DocWest]

So sad.

 

[Jason Squirties]

I think that is the correct answer for the male species.

isnt that the front of the dress?

 

[Jason Squirties]

speaking of burritos and we were

 

[Ron*]

speaking of burritos and we were

When I view that, I think of squirting. From the wrong place.

 

[Ron*]

 

[Jason Squirties]

When I view that, I think of squirting. From the wrong place.

and when i read this, i think of old people and weak stomachs.

 

[Jason Squirties]

I mean seriously. It's meat, cheese, sour cream, avocado and maybe a few beans. Or is it the tortilla that messes you up?

 

[Jason Squirties]

oh and maybe rice.

 

[Ron*]

and when i read this, i think of old people and weak stomachs.

Just looking at your user name makes me want to squirt.

Oh.

Gotta go now. Will be back posting in a few minutes. Or not.

 

[Jason Squirties]

Just looking at your user name makes me want to squirt.

Oh.

Gotta go now. Will be back posting in a few minutes. Or not.

 

[Ron*]

I mean seriously. It's meat, cheese, sour cream, avocado and maybe a few beans. Or is it the tortilla that messes you up?

I eat something like that, it's gonna come back up the same way or go Jason Squirting out the other way. Lately, a lot of food has been giving me the Jason Squirts. I got the Jason Squirts the other day from eating 10-day-old cheesecake (probably something I should not have done).

Sometimes, just watching the Kings attempt to play ice hockey gives me the Jason Squirts. I am sure I am not alone in this regard.

 

[TROLLCHUK]

So sad.

Nimoy was a boss!

 

[Ron*]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

This guy knows what's up