Buddy The Elf
Kings!
If they lost half their body weight, the US population would shrink by 30 million. I can keep going...
I would've yelled from the back of the line, "Hey fatty, ever seen A Fridge Too Far?!?"
When's the last time you missed a meal? The Carter administration?
Live bedroom look-in -
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They have submitted for the Guinness World Book of Records and are waiting for a response
I hope someone from Guinness shows up, punches the guy in the fave, and the walks away.
Live bedroom look-in -
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I'm pretty stingy and use coupons but if the store doesn't accept it, I'll just pay full price, not a big deal for me since that's what the normal cost would have been. Fat ****s like those two don't have a long time to live, I would let them be selfish all they want.
There's this fat ***** in my Organic chem class that wears really tight dresses and disgusts the **** out of everyone. Not only that, she's loud and dumb as rocks. When she gets things in lab she takes forever and is an obstruction to everyone just trying to get one thing from a small box.
I'm surprised nothing has blown up in lab yet.
I hope someone from Guinness shows up, punches the guy in the face, and the walks away.
I'm sure it has, just don't check under her dress.
She'd be a slow burn. Like 10 years slow.
*Beer