OT: Ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot:ot : Now even more off topic

[TROLLCHUK]

Hey, I made that for the Kings vs. Sharks dance off thread.

Trust me, the Isles board has numerous variations from that skit.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Hey, I made that for the Kings vs. Sharks dance off thread.

Trust me, the Isles board has numerous variations from that skit.

For THE VEGASKING, Trollposo, and RP

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[VEGASKING]

 

[Reclamation Project]

Dormer FTW!

 

[Sacha Baron Corbin]

Wild car chase down in South L.A. movie style shootout between the suspect and sheriffs.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Another one?

I took a **** today that I'm pretty sure cracked the space-time continuum in a part of the universe.

 

[DocWest]

KFC again?

 

[Reclamation Project]

I learned my lesson from that. Never again.

I woke up this morning and didn't feel great. Had a light breakfast and went into the office. Probably half an hour later it hit me. Been on the ******* all day.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I learned my lesson from that. Never again.

I woke up this morning and didn't feel great. Had a light breakfast and went into the office. Probably half an hour later it hit me. Been on the ******* all day.

HF is most enjoyed on the work toilet or as I now call it, the Bathroom Stoll.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Ditto.

 

[Jeff18]

Can't stand ******** in public places. I just hold it in until I get home.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Same here. Furthest I'll go is #1. Bathroom is mine though so it's Saul Goodman.

 

[Dawdler]

Same here. Furthest I'll go is #1. Bathroom is mine though so it's Saul Goodman.

lucky you at my office there is over 200 people on the floor, mostly men and there is 1 urinal and I ****er, whoever thought of that floor plan needs to be kicked in the nuts while being waterboarded with a bucket of urine.

 

[Reclamation Project]

That's ridiculous. I wonder how old the building is.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

lucky you at my office there is over 200 people on the floor, mostly men and there is 1 urinal and I ****er, whoever thought of that floor plan needs to be kicked in the nuts while being waterboarded with a bucket of urine.

One has to ask, is it the same on every floor?

Perhaps they could have a floor that is a series of bathrooms. One would have wine recommendations and stock tips, another could have a dice game and a shoe shine guy, and the other could have the sports section and the vending machine that sells synthetiv urine, glow in the dark condoms and male enhancement supplements.

 

[kingsfan]

One has to ask, is it the same on every floor?

Perhaps they could have a floor that is a series of bathrooms. One would have wine recommendations and stock tips, another could have a dice game and a shoe shine guy, and the other could have the sports section and the vending machine that sells synthetiv urine, glow in the dark condoms and male enhancement supplements.

 

[Ron*]

Can't stand ******** in public places. I just hold it in until I get home.

Not everyone has an 18-year-old spinchter.

 

[Jeff18]

I already have a backup plan. I either squeeze hand sanitizer and soap all over the seat or I just use a ton of those toilet cover papers. I'll take a shower immediately after getting home. Can you imagine the hundreds or thousands of ***** that have been on that seat? What if they have SARS or Ebola?

 

[Dawdler]

One has to ask, is it the same on every floor?

Perhaps they could have a floor that is a series of bathrooms. One would have wine recommendations and stock tips, another could have a dice game and a shoe shine guy, and the other could have the sports section and the vending machine that sells synthetiv urine, glow in the dark condoms and male enhancement supplements.

I've only been on two of the companies floors but one floor is nicer (the floor I'm on) and the other one looks like it was furnished by a motel 6 decorator with a dungeon bathroom.

I've been told that some tenants with long term deals can remodel, while others take what is offered to keep expenses down, and my company is as frugal as they come.

I like your ideas but if my company did that, we would actually like coming to work and I know my company doesn't want that

 

[Reclamation Project]

I already have a backup plan. I either squeeze hand sanitizer and soap all over the seat or I just use a ton of those toilet cover papers. I'll take a shower immediately after getting home. Can you imagine the hundreds or thousands of ***** that have been on that seat? What if they have SARS or Ebola?

Ding, ding, ding. Correct answer. I think about that every time I enter a public bathroom.

Want a good workout? Do some squats so your ass never touches the seat. Done that a couple times when there was no way I was getting home. Wanna know what the worst feeling is? When you accidentally trigger the sensor and it flushes. Then all that water splashes up on your *******.

 

[Jeff18]

That's horrifying. Water on my ass has happened to me so many times, it's the worst, even at home. Thinking of water splashing makes me want to take a shower. I've tried squatting when I was in Asia (only toilets available) and I just couldn't do it. Don't know why.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Or when you have to stand two feet back of the urinal because there's a puddle of urine underneath it. It's a hose, control it.

 

[kingsfan]

Or when you have to stand two feet back of the urinal because there's a puddle of urine underneath it. It's a hose, control it.

The worst is going in after someone who couldn't bother lifting the lid and couldn't bother flushing after. Thanks **********.

 

[Reclamation Project]

I go to the next stall. I went into a bathroom the other day to wash my hands (single bathroom) and there was urine all over the seat. Bunch of ******* animals. What the hell are they doing when taking a leak? Propeller dick? It was everywhere. So disgusting it's ridiculous.