OOT Scoreboard 2022-23

[mdj12784]

St. Louis has opened Frodo’s box for Caufield

x’s 2

 

[Blackjack]

I remember screaming for the devils to trade back into the first round when Caufield started falling.

 

[FascinationStreet]

that caufield shot was nasty

 

[My3Sons]

And I just want to say streaming services sucks ass when you want to switch between games on different services...this shit isn't progress, it's going backwards.

If you are going to self parody do it correctly. Your public demands better from you.

 

[Bleedred]

It’s really hard to see Matt Murray being bad on the Leafs.

NOT!

By the way, a lot more stoppable goals tonight. It’s not Sharks goalies standing alone anymore.

#Marketcorrections

that caufield shot was nasty

Almost as nasty as Matt Murray’s goaltending skills.

 

[JimEIV]

If you are going to self parody do it correctly. Your public demands better from you.

It's more self love than self parody.

 

[mdj12784]

I remember screaming for the devils to trade back into the first round when Caufield started falling.

When I heard he was Hughes trigger man, I did as well. Ugh

 

[VoidCreature]

On the positive end Zacha still looks like Zacha.

 

[Bone Density]

 

[Guttersniped]

Todd McLellan is another LOSER that I love to root against and I just love watching him fail.

And I’m still bitter with some of his fanclub over on the Sharks forum. And believe me, it wasn’t a huge fan club at all, but it had at least one vocal member.

I used to take so many shots at him. I remember the game where the Sharks played the Kings in 2015 in the stadium series game at the 49ers stadium. Eddie Olczyk randomly said “Todd McLellan, who is an ELITE coach in the league” and I started giggling so hard.

And then the next year when the Sharks got off to a hot start (and eventually made it to the SCF) under DeBoer, Olczyk and the NBC panel were all questioning if maybe it’s because the coach is gone that the Sharks are doing so much better lol. Last year you’re calling him an elite coach and now it’s finally maybe his fault because of how hot their first 5 games were. Okay.

“I used to take so many shots at him.” Used to? USED TO?

You didn’t take his and Kings’ good fortune last season well and it was this boards’ entertainment value gain really.

I don’t think there’s a coach you shit on more than McLellan (I’m not counting former Devils affiliated coaches, so Johnny Mac is ineligible).

The competition is very fierce though lol, Tocchet might come in 2nd but other strong competitors have been on the field (AV is a MVP too).

Nothing says @Bleedred like a half decade rage fest



And as always…



(This is just a sampler, plenty more were available.)

 

[Hockey Sports Fan]

I'm realizing Zacha's face kinda looks a lot like Krejci's face.

 

[SJinNewJersey]

How does Zacha get an assist on that goal?

 

[Guttersniped]

I remember screaming for the devils to trade back into the first round when Caufield started falling.

With what? Our next pick was #61. How do we get to #15?

If you want to be unhappy about not moving up then blame the Subban trade.

 

[VoidCreature]

How does Zacha get an assist on that goal?

He passed the puck to Krejci.

He'll pile up the secondaries this year playing with him and Pastrnak.

 

[Bone Density]

How does Zacha get an assist on that goal?

 

[BurntToast]

Most of these nights, I’m sitting at my house rubbing a luckies rabbits foot keychain, praying that none of the Metro games go to OT.

 

[Dialamo]

Zacha PPG pace

 

[FascinationStreet]

pshhh they snubbed him on the hug though

 

[TheUnseenHand]

Pavel Zacha's Bruins are 1-0

 

[SJinNewJersey]

He passed the puck to Krejci.

He'll pile up the secondaries this year playing with him and Pastrnak.

Yes, he did, BUT Krejci passed to Pasta, who shot it and then rebound went back to Krejci. who scored. I am sure someone will tell me I am wrong. But I don't think he should have gotten one there.

 

[Bleedred]

“I used to take so many shots at him.” Used to? USED TO?

You didn’t take his and Kings’ good fortune last season well and it was this boards’ entertainment value gain really.

I don’t think there’s a coach you shit on more than McLellan (I’m not counting former Devils affiliated coaches, so Johnny Mac is ineligible).

The competition is very fierce though lol, Tocchet might come in 2nd but other strong competitors have been on the field (AV is a MVP too).

Nothing says @Bleedred like a half decade rage fest



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What a tool. Him and that creep that coached for Carolina and Calgary (he looked like a middle aged elementary schooler with his stupid haircut) that’s now rightfully disgraced and banished from the league for racial comments in the AHL.

Both of these clowns were merely landscapers/handymen for Babcock and are highly valued because of it.

“Bill Peters used to unclog Mike Babcock’s toilets! He might be a good hockey mind!”

“Todd McLellan used to cut Babcock’s grass and was his groundskeeper! Great hockey mind!”.

I’ll never forget this ass (yes, that’s exactly what he is. A DONKEY) saying after a weekend matinee game on the East Coast (May have been MSG) saying that the Sharks played poorly because we’re playing a 10:00 AM game California team and it’s tough to get up for a 10:00 AM pacific time game because never do they play at 10:00 AM in California. And it wasn’t even the first game of the road trip. I know I’ve mentioned it multiple times and it’s probably in some of those posts you’ve dug up.

One coach I’ve been blasting even longer than LOSER Todd McLellan (like before I even knew Todd McLellan existed because he was probably blowing leaves off Babcock’s property somewhere) is good ole Bob Hartley. Who literally worked on a windshield assembly line prior to his coaching days.

“Ohhhh what a great head coach! It’s gotta be so hard winning a cup with all these bums like Patrick Roy and Joe Sakic, who never won a cup before he coached them!”.

“He got the Thrashers to the playoffs! Nobody else did that! And nobody else ever will!”.

“Did you see the masterful job he did with the Flames? He won the Jack Adams! He’ll be there for years and years!”.

I used to try my best French accent (I admit, it’s not good. My Italian one is almost as bad for someone that’s majority bloodline hails from Southern Italy but that’s for a different story) after his press conferences and basically would say “I’m a dumbass! I’m a dumbass! I’m a very stupid dumbass! I know uhhh a lot about windshield production!”.

Guys like him, Peters and Mike Keenan were all quite sought after in the KHL in recent years.

 

[Guttersniped]

Most of these nights, I’m sitting at my house rubbing a luckies rabbits foot keychain, praying that none of the Metro games go to OT.

So you and your cursed rabbit foot keychain clearly have been causing all those 3 point Metro games.

I feel better now that I have someone to blame.

 

[My3Sons]

Zacha PPG pace

Can’t wait until he gets paid on a long term deal at top dollar.

 

[Bleedred]

I actually could do a half decent Jacques Lemaire, but only for about 20 seconds.

I could also do a decent Alain Vigneault for 10-15 seconds.

Whenever I try to do any Eastern European accent it comes out sounding like something that’s not from Eastern Europe.

 

[Guttersniped]

Pavel Zacha's Bruins are 1-0

And the Caps are 0-1. If people were rooting for a Metro team because Zacha was on the other one, that’s messed up.

I could dig deep and root for those pieces of black and gold human excrement that I loathe with all my being, I don’t see why anyone else couldn’t.