Half-Assed GDT: Oily men vs blue boys: return of the Hitch edition

[Dbrownss]

Yes we are containing 97, but we aren’t doing much in their end.

Yes, some great missed chances, but we lack anything close to sustained pressure in their zone.

If we keep playing this track meet we will lose.

That's sad...because they are really slow

 

[Ranksu]

Jake's doing another great job tonight.

Lets hope he doesn't get injured.

 

[Dbrownss]

Holy shit....cant even enter the zone on a 3 on 2 lol

 

[TruBlu]

Yes we are containing 97, but we aren’t doing much in their end.

Yes, some great missed chances, but we lack anything close to sustained pressure in their zone.

If we keep playing this track meet we will lose.

It's still pretty amazing that we are doing so well without so many guys that most of us consider to be crucial components.

 

[AjaxManifesto]

Oh lord

 

[Bluenatic]

Come-on PP

 

[AjaxManifesto]

Step 1...gain possession
Step 2...break out
Step 3...skate and pass through the neutral zone
Step 4...enter their zone with NUMBERS
Step 5...cycle, pass, skate around their zone with the puck
Step 6...find hole and shoot
Step 7...get the rebound
Etc

 

[Blanick]

Maroon is our best powerplay killer.

 

[Dbrownss]

I mean.... if we can see Maroon sucks on the PP.....

 

[AjaxManifesto]

God...I like Paddy Slowpants....but he looks terrible tonight

 

[AjaxManifesto]

Royal Blue PP Stinkage

 

[TruBlu]

Allen looked like he was sitting ready for it to bounce back from the boards. That's happened a couple of times this year.

 

[Ranksu]

I mean.... if we can see Maroon sucks on the PP.....

#PlayKakka4Kakko

 

[Blanick]

Dunn just got blasted, looks ok though.

 

[AjaxManifesto]

Track meet stupidity

 

[Ranksu]

Allen hasn't let any soft goals in long time what is wrong with him?

 

[AjaxManifesto]

Control the puck

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

weak sauce

 

[Blanick]

Blues have not been moving their feet since the beginning of the second. Very lazy play.

 

[TruBlu]

We obviously aren't attempting to score anymore. We do have hitch's game plan of "give nothing up vs. Do nothing either" going as well. If Jake holds down the fort we might win this.

 

[Ranksu]

Blues have not been moving their feet since the beginning of the second. Very lazy play.

We're holding energy when real games starts at post-season.






2025-2026 season

 

[Stupendous Yappi]

What was Sundqvist doing there?

 

[Dbrownss]

I really enjoy listening to the media when discussing coaching and what not. No one will admit you cant expect a shift in play style if you retain 99% of the coaching staff.

 

[TheBluePenguin]

I mean.... if we can see Maroon sucks on the PP.....

he's not horrible if he stands in front of the net, he's just bad at that, then he is beyond horrible when he tries to be a hockey player on the side of the net

 

[Ranksu]

I call you Jbo, your leg or skate