Reclamation Project
Cut It All Right In Two
- Jul 6, 2011
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I don't need to tell my KFC story again.
Don't NEED to? Or don't want to REMEMBER?!?!?!
I could barely make it to the bathroom at the mall after I ate it. I kicked open that stall door like a SWAT member. It was violent. Think Pompeii meets a shotgun. I lost a solid ten pounds in sweat.
But I had it last week (catered lunch at work) and it wasn't bad. Fast food Russian roulette apparently where the gun only has two chambers.
I could barely make it to the bathroom at the mall after I ate it. I kicked open that stall door like a SWAT member. It was violent. Think Pompeii meets a shotgun. I lost a solid ten pounds in sweat.
But I had it last week (catered lunch at work) and it wasn't bad. Fast food Russian roulette apparently where the gun only has two chambers.
The toilet also calls you that after you eat KFC"Reclamation Project Strikes Back"
That's what the ladies call me. #pimpslap
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I know Uncle Ben hates this but El Cholo does for me what KFC does for you. I almost vomited on the way back from there once.
Too many margaritas?
Have you checked out Urban Plates yet?
Note to self...have margaritas with the Elf.Not I don't drink there very often. Not much of a margarita guy. I can assure you there would be a nuclear meltdown if I mixed El Cholo's food with a margarita. Something in the food there just doesn't sit well with me.
I haven't checked out urban plates and I meant to ask you the name of it again. I'm writing it down on a post it note right now.
That place is ****ing awesome. I also had Halibut at the Capitol Grill in Costa Mesa (South Coast Plaza) which was good as well.
That place is ****ing awesome
They have pretty killer calamari. Its loaded with jalapenos which I've never had before.
I had one that was funny...and it took place during that Oprah KFC giveaway that leaked online a few years back...I don't need to tell my KFC story again.
I had one that was funny...and it took place during that Oprah KFC giveaway that leaked online a few years back...
I found out the best tasting thing I had from that free meal was the coleslaw...
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BTW... Meet Max (at the time of that letter)...
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I tried to give the chicken meat to the cats...but they refused it... Now...if your chicken isn't fit for CATS to eat...you KNOW it's bad...
The funny thing was that both Max AND Razzie love shredded chicken... I have to watch it when I do the few recipes that call for it...or I'd have one or both on that counter...Cats be knowing!!
One of my cats loves chicken, anytime I am working with raw or cooked chicken, he is screaming like a banshee.
He'll even lick the grease off my fingers after I shred chicken.
The funny thing was that both Max AND Razzie love shredded chicken... I have to watch it when I do the few recipes that call for it...or I'd have one or both on that counter...