OT: Official OT Thread XIV - Tonight we're gonna party like it's MCMXCIX

[DocWest]

I had some lady a few weeks back accuse me of hitting on her because I held the elevator door open for her. She got even more angry when I looked her up and down and responded that I wasn't interested in what she was selling.

You should have crop dusted on your way out.

 

[Reclamation Project]

You should have crop dusted on your way out.

It was a pretty epic exchange. Her friend called right after and she made a point of saying that someone just hit on her. I laughed and told her I don't need another dog, I already have one at home.

 

[DocWest]

It was a pretty epic exchange. Her friend called right after and she made a point of saying that someone just hit on her. I laughed and told her I don't need another dog, I already have one at home.

Holy ****! Haha.

 

[Reclamation Project]

I also stuck my tongue out and made panting noises when I left the elevator.

 

[KingsFanInRI]

I work with a girl who genuinely gets offended if you don't ogle and worship when she slithers by. One day I got the "Worship me, peasant" look and I hit her with "Don't flatter yourself on my account, Lassie." I did it in a Scottish accent just in case she called HR on me...

 

[ADifferentTim]

I work with a girl who genuinely gets offended if you don't ogle and worship when she slithers by. One day I got the "Worship me, peasant" look and I hit her with "Don't flatter yourself on my account, Lassie." I did it in a Scottish accent just in case she called HR on me...

It was an obvious set up to get you fired. I say, sue them back.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I work with a girl who genuinely gets offended if you don't ogle and worship when she slithers by. One day I got the "Worship me, peasant" look and I hit her with "Don't flatter yourself on my account, Lassie." I did it in a Scottish accent just in case she called HR on me...

The best thing you can every so is fine her zero attention. Also act like a another womanis the Kate Upton of the office. Bonus points if she doesn't like her.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Reclamation Project]

The best thing you can every so is fine her zero attention. Also act like a another womanis the Kate Upton of the office. Bonus points if she doesn't like her.

So he should motorboat the other women?

 

[KingsFanInRI]

So he should motorboat the other women?

it's worth a shot..... #MotorBoatinSOB

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Buddy The Elf]

The best thing you can every so is fine her zero attention. Also act like a another womanis the Kate Upton of the office. Bonus points if she doesn't like her.

Extra bonus points if that other women is not that attractive.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Extra bonus points if that other women is not that attractive.

Exactly!

Buddy is a fellow office politics veteran of our wonderful industry

 

[Reclamation Project]

Headshot.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Nice selfie bro.

 

[ADifferentTim]

Meanwhile, I got rejected from a bank job; it's at Brea Mall.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Meanwhile, I got rejected from a bank job; it's at Brea Mall.

When they told you "No" , you should have given them the Salamaca stare

 

[Reclamation Project]

"Why wasn't I hired? My qualifications are exemplary!"
"Let it go!"

 

[Captain Mittens*]

"Why wasn't I hired? My qualifications are exemplary!"
"Let it go!"

Asking if his future boss wanted to build a snowman was a bad move too

 

[Legionnaire]

Hank Williams died on December 31, 1952, while sitting in the back of his Cadillac. When his body was discovered, a piece of paper was found clutched in his right hand. On it were his last words.

They were:

"We met, we lived and dear we loved, then comes that fatal day, the love that felt so dear fades far away. Tonight love hath one alone and lonesome, all that I could sing, I love you still and always will, but that's the poison we have to pay."

Pretty cool. I had never heard that before. Hank Williams was the man. Died at 29 in the back of a Cadillac.

 

[Legionnaire]

Meanwhile, I got rejected from a bank job; it's at Brea Mall.

Did you send them that selfie above? I told you that was a bad idea because they couldn't see your face clearly enough on the toilet.

 

[tigermask48]

Were any of you at Woodstock 1999 by any chance?

Yes... Do I even want to know why you are asking?

One of the greatest things (and there aren't many) about music in the past 10+ years is that Fred Durst disappeared from the music industry as fast as he arrived. That guitar player from Limp Bizkit really exposed him for what a no talent he is/was by leaving that band.

Lol. Wes Borland is awesome! His solo project was all sorts of messed up but really good. The best part of Woodstock was just the weird vibe of a bunch of angry ****** nu metal artists performing at what was meant to be a festival about peace. Also Rage Against the Machine. That's it, just them. Being there.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Only one Woodstock performance matters. And it's this one.

 

[Legionnaire]

Or this one...

 

[ADifferentTim]

"Why wasn't I hired? My qualifications are exemplary!"
"Let it go!"

"Reclamation Project Strikes Back"

Also, since I'm actually qualified, I'll apply to another location. My resume has six months of eligibility.

Asking if his future boss wanted to build a snowman was a bad move too

Not even.

Did you send them that selfie above? I told you that was a bad idea because they couldn't see your face clearly enough on the toilet.

I already figured out that pic is trifling either way.