Official 2023 World Junior Championship Thread

Magua

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... and why is Star Man screaming? (rhetorical)

The weaker gravitational pull on Earth, along with our yellow sun, has given him the powers of deafness, cliches, and smell-o-vision. After he crash landed on Earth, he was raised by a family that owned a sports bar in Long Island. (non-rhetorical)
 

Magua

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That's the type of hit that MacEwen or Deslauriers would make that would be singularly credited for a win. Then they'd take a picture swinging a baseball bat in the locker room.

I'm quite enjoying the disaster quality to this tournament so far though. The Flyers have broken me. MaximumPain™ is my manna.
 
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Magua

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The last two sentences are exactly why I hate most hockey fans. And specifically Flyers fans. :laugh:



He'll occasionally throw a hit, but this is another narrative that doesn't jibe with my watches. I find Gauthier a finesse player, if anything. He generally moves the puck very quickly on the wall instead of taking contact. He's best in space. Which is fine. He's not a shrinking violet; I just don't see a power forward.
 

Rich Nixon

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He'll occasionally throw a hit, but this is another narrative that doesn't jibe with my watches. I find Gauthier a finesse player, if anything. He generally moves the puck very quickly on the wall instead of taking contact. He's best in space. Which is fine. He's not a shrinking violet; I just don't see a power forward.

It was funny, BC played a crazy chippy/nasty game against Providence about a month ago, scrums after nearly every whistle, and Gauthier was typically the guy steering his teammates out of the scuffles rather than engaging in them himself. A very "c'mon bro you don't have to do this bro" type of vibe. Pretty even-keel out there, not just looking for conflict.
 

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