tfw DBU calls you a child
thanks UCMerry Christmas guys! And uh, happy Thursday to AF haha
thanks UC
I did volunteer, so I really can't complain too much. I should be back to just 5 days a week regularly now as my full-time evening person is back from vacation. Plus since my one staff member is not in school she is covering weekend overnight shifts for a couple weeks, so I actually have morning shifts tooNo prob man I know you volunteered to work Christmas, but you getting any days off at least? How's that new hire?
I actually didn't mean to poach her, I offered her a position without knowing she was working at another hotelNice. I didn't think people in the hotel industry poached other employees haha! We were actually just talking about it on a corporate level this week at work.
Sounds like things may settle down for you in the near future. Hopefully that works out before you turn into Norman Bates haha
Actually now that I think of it, my sister works in the hotel industry (the kitchen) and was poached from another hotel hahaha
BLAME MY GENE POOL KBecause you look like a 12 y/o
Merry xmas, friends!
It is time for a Deadspin holiday tradition like no other: our annual trawl of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits to discover the strangest, unlikeliest, and most awkwardly shaped objects America inappropriately shoved into its various holes. God bless us, everyone.
As always, objects sorted by orifice, working south:
Ear
SOAP
AIR FRESHENER BEAD
WALKIE-TALKIE ANTENNA
KEY
JEWEL FROM TOY CROWN
DIAMOND
TIP OF DART
BUG
SCREW
"PUT TISSUE IN HIS EAR ONE MONTH AGO AND FEELS LIKE IT IS STILL THERE"
RUBBER BAND
TAMPON
GLOW STICK
NIPPLE FROM BABY BOTTLE
Nose
MINIATURE HOCKEY PUCK
TOOTHPICK
HAIR BRAID
"10 SIDED DICE"
FISHING SINKER
PLASTIC EYEBALL
GUM
LITHIUM TABLET
"A LEG"
SPONGE
"USED A METAL COAT HANGER TO SWAT A BEE OFF OF HIS NECK AND COAT HANGER WENT UP NOSTRIL"
Throat
CLOTHES HANGER
TOY ARROW
SHARK TOY
GRILL BRUSH BRISTLES
PLASTIC FORK
BRILLO PAD (FROM CRACK PIPE)
"HAD A BUTTON IN HAND,WENT TO SNEEZE,TRIED TO COVER MOUTH W/HAND & INHALED BUTTON"
SKIRT
THERMOMETER
SILVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
FOIL FROM BAKED POTATO
COOKIE WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE
RETAINER
Apparently Play-doh had a misshapen mishap this Christmas.
http://www.styleite.com/news/play-d...rol-for-accidentally-manufacturing-a-dil-doh/
I had the free trial of game center until December 31 but can still watch the caps hawks game on it. Does anybody know if I will be billed for this?
I imagine they probably start auto billing.
Wow what the ****Went for beers with DBaeU today. Made fun of Oilers and Monabae, had a cute server, 10/10 would do again.