Hey Jerks, reaching out to you in hopes you can return the favor from yesterday and do what you can to get the Habs 2 points today against Douche (apologies to all other douches) and the Bruins.
I appreciate that the Hurricanes have used good lottery fortune to win a Stanley Cup, establish a sustainable winning tradition, and then give other franchises a shot at a franchise altering high draft pick, as opposed to the Oilers, Sabres, and Devils who have hoarded all of the top picks the last 10 years and accomplished nothing.
Appreciate any good fortune you can share with my Coyotes in the upcoming draft lottery.....
I want to be a Jerk too!
Ps - as I was putting this post together, Domi (former Coyote) scored to put the Canes ahead.