NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!

[pit]

The Chimpanzees select the following player based on his 80's hair model style and the fact that Team Poster flyguy3911 has endorsed him in the past.

He will be legally required to change his first name upon joining the team.

Futurehead #3 - Gracyn Sawchyn

@BiggE Help this kid come up with a better first name. Oh, and make your pick.

 

[BiggE]

Um, wow man, like is this for real??

Um, ok, so uh welcome to Jacksonville, the official flower of the Methgators man, my friend, Cannabis!!

Far out man, @Strawberry Fields , let me take you down, man…

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Future head IV:
The delightful 14-year-old wonder, Luca Cagnoni.

@ajgoal

 

[ajgoal]

Team Commercial/Advertisement: the old ESPN commercials. The classics.







You know what? Here's 15 minutes of them. Truly the golden age



@Chuck Downie

Oh crap, it's my turn.

 

[ajgoal]

Let's hope I've given myself enough time here.

She'll kill you as soon as look at you. But she's loyal to her friends.

Team Commando: Sarah Walker (Chuck)

@Striiker

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Let's hope I've given myself enough time here.

She'll kill you as soon as look at you. But she's loyal to her friends.

Team Commando: Sarah Walker (Chuck)

@Striiker

I had a massive crush on her.

 

[Striiker]

Futurehead - Brayden Yager

@Hollywood Cannon

 

[ajgoal]

I had a massive crush on her.

I need to rewatch the show.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Do I fold my franchise now that my franchise player has been formally charged with sexual assault?

Blah.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do I fold my franchise now that my franchise player has been formally charged with sexual assault?

Blah.

Did it happen for real? Holy shit. I shouldn't be surprised, but I am anyway.

You can replace him, obviously.

 

[ajgoal]

Ok, so I'm an idiot because I have no idea what @Striiker's schtick is this time.

 

[Striiker]

Ok, so I'm an idiot because I have no idea what @Striiker's schtick is this time.

He probably doesnt either lol

 

[Magua]

I had a massive crush on her.

Well, I had a virtual romance with her in Mass Effect 2. I was but a teenager.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

MacGruber used a rubber band, a paper clip, and some chewing gum to craft a pretend relationship with that lady. Been there.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Jojo on the lido afterdeck.

There's nothing funny about our latest club scandal, is there? Like we can't post gifs in general anyway, which is stupid enough, but even if we could we wouldn't be launching them to have fun with the alleged stuff that allegedly happened. It's just ... sports are stupid, man.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We're proud to select a player that was selected by a stupid hockey team in Earth Prime but we will redeem him by taking him to a not stupid hockey team in the Quackverse.

Carson Bjarnason

@Young Sandwich you do you, boo.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Check out this guy's neck. He's nearly at a goal per game in the OHL this season, which clearly correlates with his neck powers. Rest assured, we will be having a discussion with him over his hairstyle.

Futureneck - Carson Rehkopf

@CanadianFlyer88 it might be time to scoop up another goalie

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Do I fold my franchise now that my franchise player has been formally charged with sexual assault?

Blah.

In your time of need, you can depend on your internet friends.

I have one slightly used Petr Mrazek for you.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can't believe Cjarnsson Bjarnsson was picked right before Cjarnsson Rehkopf. What are the odds?

You know what we say - quack 'em if you got 'em!

 

[Striiker]

Check out this guy's neck. He's nearly at a goal per game in the OHL this season, which clearly correlates with his neck powers. Rest assured, we will be having a discussion with him over his hairstyle.

Futureneck - Carson Rehkopf

@CanadianFlyer88 it might be time to scoop up another goalie

God damn

When this dude drinks grape juice it ferments into wine by the time it hits his stomach

Well, I had a virtual romance with her in Mass Effect 2. I was but a teenager.

theres mfs on this planet who chose to romance Tali or the one who looks like Laurence Fishburne instead

Sickening

 

[BritainStix]

Check out this guy's neck. He's nearly at a goal per game in the OHL this season, which clearly correlates with his neck powers. Rest assured, we will be having a discussion with him over his hairstyle.

Futureneck - Carson Rehkopf

@CanadianFlyer88 it might be time to scoop up another goalie

Reminds me of Denis Gauthier

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Maybe I subconsciously could foresee the downfall of my first ever, franchise, draft pick, which is why I have selected a goalie in each futurehead draft so far. We will again in this phase, but not yet.

BigToe and Strawberry both took the only defensemen I had looked into at a high level, so we'll go deep into the weeds to snag someone else.

A warm welcome to Seattle to the American born, Italian surnamed, Swiss national... Rodwin Dionicio!

@JojoTheWhale, as for your Mrazek offer...

 

[JojoTheWhale]

We all have a type. For some, it’s hair color. For others, it’s height. For me, it’s high end transition Defensemen.

Futurehead: Lukas Dragicevic

@Rebels57 Isn’t it impressive how fast this guy can skate with a block head like that? The drag must be unbelievable.

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Scientist

BILL NYE, THE SCIENCE GUY

Bill Nye had a huge impact on an entire generation of 90's kids with his Saturday morning series, Bill Nye the Science Guy. I had just as much excitement over watching his show as I did over the excellent cartoons that came on afterwards, like X-Men and Batman: The Animated Series. There are thousands of adults scientists today that fell in love with science at a young age because of Bill Nye.

He's still doing it today too, with a few really good seasons of his fun Netflix series already having aired. Bill Nye is cool as shit.

 

[BigToe]

Maybe I subconsciously could foresee the downfall of my first ever, franchise, draft pick, which is why I have selected a goalie in each futurehead draft so far. We will again in this phase, but not yet.

BigToe and Strawberry both took the only defensemen I had looked into at a high level, so we'll go deep into the weeds to snag someone else.

A warm welcome to Seattle to the American born, Italian surnamed, Swiss national... Rodwin Dionicio!

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@JojoTheWhale, as for your Mrazek offer...

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GKJ already took him

 

[Beef Invictus]

God damn

When this dude drinks grape juice it ferments into wine by the time it hits his stomach


theres mfs on this planet who chose to romance Tali or the one who looks like Laurence Fishburne instead

Sickening

But Tali talks all exotic