NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[Asnito]

I had to leave CFB discussion. It was too stupid.

Hokies are making the playoffs this year

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hokies are making the playoffs this year

I like the sag of your balls.

 

[Asnito]

I like the sag of your balls.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Hokies are making the playoffs this year

Did another NIT start up?

 

[BernieParent]

Spite goalie: KEN DRYDEN
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What a pompous douchenozzle this clown is! First off, he is ridiculously overrated. The guy played behind 3 hall of fame Dmen and a supremely deep and talented group of fowards. He was rarely, if ever screened, and if he saw 2 quality shots in a game it was a lot. He was also chickenshit as he quit the game in his prime because he knew the team in front of him was aging and he’d actually have to start working for a living. Sorry, but any average NHL goalie of that era could have won Cups behind those Habs squads.

But you know what’s worse? His holier than thou whining and criticisms! WAAUGH, Scotty Bowman was mean, WAAUGH, the fans in Montreal were too critical, WAAUGH, the Flyers played too rough. FFS, this twat whines about everything. Oh, and he loves to remind people that he went to Cornell. Hey Ken, big f***ing deal! Cuck Fletcher went to Harvard and he’s a moron so FU and your Ivy League education! Lastly, he’s a f***ing lawyer and politician, stone cold proof that he’s an massive gaping asshole.

I hope he enjoys playing goal at the bottom of some random methane gas ocean in the furthest reaches of the Quackverse!

@Rebels57 , wake, bake and find a spited asshole to take.

We need to have words, sir.

 

[Asnito]

Did another NIT start up?

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

We are a woman's basketball school now. I no longer follow any other sports. I worship at Georgia Amoore's throne.

 

[BiggE]

We are a woman's basketball school now. I no longer follow any other sports. I worship at Georgia Amoore's throne.

Basketball is just as stupid as hockey. At this point, the only sports I follow are marbles, synchronized swimming and competitive eating.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Stay Pufts will be selecting for our next spite pick, Future Considerations. For someone involved in more trades than [Redacted] he sure as shit hasn’t done much.
@Beef Invictus bring the thunder

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The Stay Pufts will be selecting for our next spite pick, Future Considerations. For someone involved in more trades than [Redacted] he sure as shit hasn’t done much.
@Beef Invictus bring the thunder

What the f** is this supposed to mean?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Basketball is just as stupid as hockey. At this point, the only sports I follow are marbles, synchronized swimming and competitive eating.

Someone hasn't found the wonderful world of darts.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Stay Pufts will be selecting for our next spite pick, Future Considerations. For someone involved in more trades than [Redacted] he sure as shit hasn’t done much.
@Beef Invictus bring the thunder

This is art.

I have my pick teed up. Just need to write her up. I'm going to let you two sort this out in the meantime.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Someone hasn't found the wonderful world of darts.

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIIGGGGGHHTTTTTTTYYYYY

 

[Lord Defect]

What the f** is this supposed to mean?

We took Mr. Considerations for our spite pick

 

[Asnito]

We took Mr. Considerations for our spite pick

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We took Mr. Considerations for our spite pick

Make a real pick and stop f***ing around.

 

[ajgoal]

I really hate that man.

 

[mja]

Make a real pick and stop f***ing around.

At the risk of sounding defective, there’s a case to be made this is a loophole type pick. I understand my opinion carries no great weight in the QV, but I’d allow this one.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

At the risk of sounding defective, there’s a case to be made this is a loophole type pick. I understand my opinion carries no great weight in the QV, but I’d allow this one.

Explain the case for how something that doesn't exist can be a "loophole type pick." Since every other f***ing spite pick is an actual person.

 

[Lord Defect]

I really hate that man.

Future Considerations has always been a prick

 

[mja]

Explain the case for how something that doesn't exist can be a "loophole type pick." Since every other f***ing spite pick is an actual person.

It’s in the Defective One’s explanation: “He” is traded all of the time but never does anything. It’s a deranged leap, I admit, but fitting giving the poster and his “lore.”

 

[Lord Defect]

Explain the case for how something that doesn't exist can be a "loophole type pick." Since every other f***ing spite pick is an actual person.

Quite a few of these picks are not actual people. Isn’t the one player on the flyers a dog?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Quite a few of these picks are not actual people. Isn’t the one player on the flyers a dog?

Request denied on the basis of lack of any f***ing sense. We'll all wait for you to make an actual pick.

EDIT: Or you could ask @Hollywood Cannon - if he says it's fine, I'll type it in. I don't give a f***.

 

[Lord Defect]

Request denied on the basis of lack of any f***ing sense. We'll all wait for you to make an actual pick.

EDIT: Or you could ask @Hollywood Cannon - if he says it's fine, I'll type it in. I don't give a f***.

You should type it in for the meantime to save yourself some time. Or not. I dunno. All I know is this discussion is not as great as my pick.
The Pufts are the only team in the league that could pull off this pick and it’s integral to all of the rest of our picks for the next three phases.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

HC isn’t the other person with access to the sheet.

Given that Cap is about to vibrate apart, I have a suggested interpretation. Eventually, the Defectives will take another Danny Briere. This is an immutable law of the universe. Therefore, Future Considerations can be considered to be Danny Briere. Congratulations on Spite picking yourself.