NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[FlyerNutter]

There’s your problem. You should have sun glasses on.

Ahhh interestingly enough I’ve been looking into a gun safety cert in the next few months. Waterfowl in particular.


It’s funny sometimes I feel I inadvertently want to go after anything Cap seems to like.

 

[mja]

I once had to cross one of the most dangerous intersections in Philadelphia on foot on a sunny day after getting dilated. I'm lucky to be here right now lol. I always turn down dilation now.

Exactly where on the boulevard were you? Grant Ave?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am pretty sure my sphincter has dilated waiting for this f***ing pick.

 

[FlyerNutter]

I once had to cross one of the most dangerous intersections in Philadelphia on foot on a sunny day after getting dilated. I'm lucky to be here right now lol. I always turn down dilation now.

Need it for my laser eye.

Which brings an interesting thought I was joking about.

What if after having my vision perfected. I find those around me I believed to be beautiful, are now ass ugly.

The world may change, and I may not be ready for it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Need it for my laser eye.

Which brings an interesting thought I was joking about.

What if after having my vision perfected. I find those around me I believed to be beautiful, are now ass ugly.

The world may change, and I may not be ready for it.

As far as you know, the people around you that you believed were people may be moose. Which would rule.

 

[FlyerNutter]

As far as you know, the people around you that you believed were people may be moose. Which would rule.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Need it for my laser eye.

Which brings an interesting thought I was joking about.

What if after having my vision perfected. I find those around me I believed to be beautiful, are now ass ugly.

The world may change, and I may not be ready for it.

You may wish to avoid mirrors for a while.

 

[Lord Defect]

Need it for my laser eye.

Which brings an interesting thought I was joking about.

What if after having my vision perfected. I find those around me I believed to be beautiful, are now ass ugly.

The world may change, and I may not be ready for it.

Be aware that you can’t get pregnant for 6 months after lasik.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Be aware that you can’t get pregnant for 6 months after lasik.

Whaaat

 

[Lord Defect]

Whaaat

Yeah, my wife just had lasik done last month and they told her to try and avoid getting pregnant for 6 months. The eyes should have healed fully by then but the strain of pregnancy apparently could cause damage to the eyes.
They waited to tell us that after she had the procedure done.

 

[kudymen]

There is something about the "try to avoid getting pregnant" sentence that sounds funny to me

 

[FlyerNutter]

Yeah, my wife just had lasik done last month and they told her to try and avoid getting pregnant for 6 months. The eyes should have healed fully by then but the strain of pregnancy apparently could cause damage to the eyes.
They waited to tell us that after she had the procedure done.

It’s a good thing then that my heels broke, so my husband will be able to control himself.

 

[Lord Defect]

It’s a good thing then that my heels broke, so my husband will be able to control himself.

Anyone else catch this and care to explain it to me please?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@BernieParent please go ahead and end this misery.

 

[BernieParent]

@BernieParent please go ahead and end this misery.

Do you mean I was on the clock all this time? Drat, I didn't know and (tsk tsk) wasn't advised.

"The Tampa Bay FireSticks aren't big shoe aficionados (we actually remain barefoot as frequently as possible), but we do like what we like. And what we like are iconic shoes of an iconic sports legend. We therefore select as our franchise shoe, the Air Jordan 1 Mid Banned (2020)."

Whither @Rebels57 for the next selection.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do you mean I was on the clock all this time? Drat, I didn't know and (tsk tsk) wasn't advised.
.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The Toilet Ducks ran out of time right before I messaged you. You are, as always, perfect.

Also, I can't believe it took this long for Air Jordans to be nabbed.

 

[Rebels57]

Exactly where on the boulevard were you? Grant Ave?

Welsh and the Blvd...Grant is even worse though

 

[Starat327]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The Toilet Ducks ran out of time right before I messaged you. You are, as always, perfect.

Also, I can't believe it took this long for Air Jordans to be nabbed.

Because smart people prioritized good message board posters over lame overpriced shoes.

 

[Rebels57]

The PORTLAND FOG select, as Team Message Board poster, a man with excellent taste in video games:

@SolidSnakeUS

@FlyTimmo the ball is in your court

 

[BernieParent]

Because smart people prioritized good message board posters over lame overpriced shoes.

I think I did preetttttty well on that category, too.

 

[mja]

Welsh and the Blvd...Grant is even worse though

Welsh is bad, but Grant's one of the most dangerous intersections in the entire country, ditto Red Lion Rd. Knights & Street Rds. has them all beat. I know all of those intersections far too well.

Also, I really appreciate @Captain Dave Poulin liking these posts even though I don't think he has any idea what the Roosevelt Boulevard is. Cap, you ever even been to NE Philly?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Welsh is bad, but Grant's one of the most dangerous intersections in the entire country, ditto Red Lion Rd. Knights & Street Rds. has them all beat. I know all of those intersections far too well.

Also, I really appreciate @Captain Dave Poulin liking these posts even though I don't think he has any idea what the Roosevelt Boulevard is. Cap, you ever even been to NE Philly?

If I had ever been there, none of you would still be speaking the way you are. I would have slapped that accent out of people from Kensington to Ben Franklin Street.

 

[Rebels57]

Welsh is bad, but Grant's one of the most dangerous intersections in the entire country, ditto Red Lion Rd. Knights & Street Rds. has them all beat. I know all of those intersections far too well.

Also, I really appreciate @Captain Dave Poulin liking these posts even though I don't think he has any idea what the Roosevelt Boulevard is. Cap, you ever even been to NE Philly?

Yeah I worked at the Best Buy at Red Lion & the Blvd for 7 years so im all too familiar lol.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm awake.

In association with our team fast food restaurant in Firenze, All'antico Vinaio, we are excited to re-introduce our team sandwich, L'Orni (short for ornitorinco, the Italian word for platypus), a panini featuring fresh pecorino, prosciutto, spinach, and hot pepper jelly, will be a smash hit with hockey fans everywhere. We are excited to bring a small satellite operation stateside, right here in Providence. Glad I was able to age cap 900 years once again

 

[GKJ]

Both Grant and Welsh were among the top 10 worst intersections in America, and I think they were top 5. Absolute madness there and that was before there was a giant shopping center on the boulevard. I used to live across the street when it was a field.