NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[Lord Defect]

The Stanley cup is the end all be all award for the nhl. This isn’t the nhl. Useless award.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Blondie is inferior in every way to Scooby Doo.

You are entirely defective in every single way.

 

[Chinatown88]

All of you acting like Cap doesn't have a Megaverse Cup design in the works and that it won't obliterate the Stanely Cup. SMH my head.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

It does rule. We don't even know what hockey will be like in the new dimension, or if it is even allowed.

Excellent point as always. This is why I drafted an 8 foot tall anthropomorphic cactus. You have to be prepared for whatever hockey ends up being.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Its really not surprising that fans of the Flyers would undervalue the cup so much.

 

[kudymen]

I am such a greenhorn. I thought I would make you all jealous and break the competition - and instead, you broke me with your experience and logic.

 

[FlyerNutter]

I am such a greenhorn. I thought I would make you all jealous and break the competition - and instead, you broke me with your experience and logic.

Dont worry about China, he's just salty about missing out. Defect is salty because he's stuck picking marshmellow themed items.

 

[Chinatown88]

Dont worry about China, he's just salty about missing out. Defect is salty because he's stuck picking marshmellow themed items.

Pffffftttt

I don't need some outdated piece of hardware that's going to be replaced by something even cooler.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Pffffftttt

I don't need some outdated piece of hardware that's going to be replaced by something even cooler.

I knew taking down that wall in Berlin was a bad idea.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am such a greenhorn. I thought I would make you all jealous and break the competition - and instead, you broke me with your experience and logic.

You made a great choice. Here's why it got the reception it got. In the summer of 2019, Charles Urban Fletcher signed Kevin Hayes to a seven-year contract. At that exact moment, I started to hate hockey and think that hockey was stupid. I have engulfed the entire Quackverse with that hate. So much so that everyone who steps in here actually believes that hockey is stupid (because it is). The Stanley Cup has gotten the splashover from that tsunami of hate.

tl;dr never underestimate the power of spite.

 

[ajgoal]

It does rule. We don't even know what hockey will be like in the new dimension, or if it is even allowed.

Here's hoping it's not, because it is stupid.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Here's hoping it's not, because it is stupid.

Tremendous post. Great post.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Here's hoping it's not, because it is stupid.

Imagine explaining hockey to the alien overlord of another dimension when your logo literally says "Hockey is stupid." Why would Kang/Kodos allow this? I'm beginning to think I should be drafting trained combatants.

 

[BiggE]

Lol, oh no, not at all! Just making a joke that none of us will miss not having access to the Stanley cup since we've never experienced it anyway.

Except for @BiggE old ass, that is.

 

[BiggE]

Excellent point as always. This is why I drafted an 8 foot tall anthropomorphic cactus. You have to be prepared for whatever hockey ends up being.

And thus I drafted weed.

I’m good

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Imagine explaining hockey to the alien overlord of another dimension when your logo literally says "Hockey is stupid." Why would Kang/Kodos allow this? I'm beginning to think I should be drafting trained combatants.

Some of us have been training hordes of them under their arena since the beginning. Just saying.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Some of us have been training hordes of them under their arena since the beginning. Just saying.

I'm still breeding Tkachuks at mass scale. The aliens won't know what hit them.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm still breeding Tkachuks at mass scale. The aliens won't know what hit them.

As soon as they they lay eyes on their true overlords (the actual Tkachuks), I'd imagine they'd immediately defect to the Sexpos without question or remorse for the MADcats.

 

[FlyerNutter]

I have a 7 year or so Lenovo laptop as my primary entertainment source, run shit to my TV off of it - etc. Need a new laptop or desktop.

I have a few suggestions already but if anyone here is kind of techy and would maybe throw out some ideas - brands or whatever. Not looking to blow the bank but don’t mind spending a bit.

Pm or here, thanks!

 

[Hurricane28]

@Hurricane28 who did you choose to replace Larry David as your rinkside reporter?

Kermit the Frog

 

[BernieParent]

Lol, oh no, not at all! Just making a joke that none of us will miss not having access to the Stanley cup since we've never experienced it anyway.

Except for @BiggE old ass, that is.

 

[Chinatown88]

So about that beard...

 

[BernieParent]

So about that beard...

She would have better odds of growing a full one than I do.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Imagine explaining hockey to the alien overlord of another dimension when your logo literally says "Hockey is stupid." Why would Kang/Kodos allow this? I'm beginning to think I should be drafting trained combatants.

That's why this guy is manning my blueline...

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Everyone needs to stop using the phrase "Manning the blueline". I'm getting some serious PTSD over here.

That's twice in two days now.