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Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
I'm greatly looking forward to the expansion draft.
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three
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I'm greatly looking forward to the expansion draft.
Strawberry Fields
13x Calder Cup Champs
Dealers choice pick is nothing crazy but I'll pick beaver tails as the official team pastry.
@Captain Dave Poulin I actually never picked a warmup song so I'll take Aces High.
@BiggE is up
@Captain Dave Poulin I actually never picked a warmup song so I'll take Aces High.
@BiggE is up
ajgoal
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Lord Defect
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No idea what a beaver tail is but great song
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
I’ve seen a lot and done things I’m not proud o on my travels up and down the highways, but I never seen anything quite as twisted as The Jacksonville Methgators. And brother, coming from me, that, is saying something.
When McMahon told me that I would selecting THE message board poster that would represent this sick franchise, I thought long and hard about just who could handle this role.
Because when
it has to be someone who is just that little bit not quite right in the head. Someone who can handle meth, gators and, most of all, working with McMahon. So, after careful consideration, and a shitload of various meds, I have come to this conclusion, or perhaps revelation would be the better way to put it.
The official Jacksonville Methgators message board poster will be one who spent enough time on Buzz that he can handle anything, @Magua
And may God have mercy on your misbegotten souls because I surely won’t
@pit , take it away!
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FlyerNutter
In the forest, a man learns what it means to live
Canuck thing. It’s fried dough with goodies on top.
One can often get it with one of these. Maple syrup that’s frozen.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
I wasn’t going to and then three idiots screeched at me for 10 seconds straight, so I changed my mind.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Fried dough pastry covered in sugar, shaped like a beaver's tail.
It was always fun in winter to hit up the Rideau Canal in Ottawa for a skate or pond hockey and finish the day with a hot chocolate and beaver tail on the canal bank.
Chinatown88
1 year 1 month 1 day and counting
Beaver tails are further evidence that keto is BAD and that I'll never be able to do it.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
I have no idea what these commercials are that you're referring to, but the Jon Hamm Skip the Dishes commercials are crimes against humanity.
The Barstool commercial he is referring to has Mark Zuckerberg, Fat Cat and a third douche all coked up and screaming at a camera. It is seriously diabolical.
DancingPanther
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Our final selection, the Methgators official shoe, will be made by
Shane McMahon
Shane McMahon
Hang in there, Toilet.
Strawberry Fields
13x Calder Cup Champs
They used to sell them at the Canada section of Epcot, otherwise I probably would've never heard of them either
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Hmmm, like the logo on the floor of the dressing room, seems disrespectful to step on the logo on the bath mat... so maybe I'll order a Beavers or Fog mat.
Lord Defect
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There’s no plumbing going to or from the tub
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Oh man, you're going to love the Jon Hamm Skip the Dishes commercials when you get back across the border.
Spoiler alert: this is the worst series of commercials of all time.
Oh come on, CF. The over-the-topness is worth a chuckle.
GM Doug: TK my man, what. is. up?
TK: Uh, GM Doug? Where did you get hair?
GM Doug: Well, see, I loaded the Delorean into the TARDIS and then I went back in time and gave myself the Delorean and then I came back in that and my older self left in the TARDIS.
TK: Isn't that some kind of time paradox?
GM Doug: Hell yeah it is TK. I'm trying to speed the end of Earth Prime. What better way than a temporal metacrisis?
TK: Since when do you talk like that?
GM Doug: Talk like what? Listen, I know the draft is going on but there are some things I need to tie up. Make that next pick for me. Later skater!
TK: Alright, time to go to work.
TK: Oh man, dealer's choice or team shoe? Think I'll ease myself in.
With all the ass-kicking and anarchy this team has been founded on, sneakers don't seem like a good fit. I mean, maybe you can wear Chucks but only if you want collapses arches by the time you're 30, amirite? Boots are the way to go.
Taking a slightly different page from @Chuck Downie , the Chimpanzees select the bouncing soul of the 8 hole cherry red Doc Martens.
@Young Sandwich , do it up.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Oh come on, CF. The over-the-topness is worth a chuckle.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Good morning, monkey shepherds!
We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, and myself on deck, and @FlyerNutter up after that.
No NHL game today - WOOOOOOOO! - but I woke up super late and need coffee badly. Make picks and let's charge toward PHASE FOUR! GIDDY-UP!
We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, and myself on deck, and @FlyerNutter up after that.
No NHL game today - WOOOOOOOO! - but I woke up super late and need coffee badly. Make picks and let's charge toward PHASE FOUR! GIDDY-UP!
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