NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[BiggE]

{The following message has been paid for by the New World Order}

Eric Bischoff: Thank you so much, it’s about time that the Jacksonville Methgators are graced by the presence, of your heroes, the New World Order! Tell them the great news Hollywood.

Hollywood Hogan: Well let me you something brother, when it comes to candy, brother, no one knows more than the NWO!

Scott Hall: Hey yo! Yeah, we know all about nose candy, especially me chico!

Kevin Nash: Uh, I don’t think that’s the candy Hollywood is talking about, dude.

HH: That’s right brother! Ok, look dudes. The New World Order and the Jacksonville Methgators have a lot in common brothers! First, we are both beloved by redneck idiots and tramp stamp skanks!

EB: SO TRUE!

HH: Second, we both are livin’ the good life right here in F.L.A. dudes, and third, we are both...

ALL: TOO SWEEEEEEEETTT!!!!

SH: Hey yo, tell em about the candy.

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EB: You’re welcome, now hit our music!

@Strawberry Fields , it’s all you

 

[BiggE]

Mr McMahon has just informed me that our next selection will be made by the legendary Jake “The Snake” Roberts

 

[FlyerNutter]

Ja, but he was taken earlier as an owner.

He's already a team owner.

Lies.

 

[DancingPanther]

Do they make you run like pigs from a gun?

Krabalocka fishwife

 

[ajgoal]

Lies.

An all time great Thanksgiving tradition.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

When does expansion happen?

Are you interested? We have to see if anyone drops out - if so, you could take over that franchise. Or possibly add a new franchise. You would be most welcome - we just have to see how is best to do it.

 

[ajgoal]

Are you interested? We have to see if anyone drops out - if so, you could take over that franchise. Or possibly add a new franchise. You would be most welcome - we just have to see how is best to do it.

He would balance out @Striiker's new expansion team.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He would balance out @Striiker's new expansion team.

Yep, that coward is getting dragged in here eventually, one way or another.

 

[Striiker]

He would balance out @Striiker's new expansion team.

Yep, that coward is getting dragged in here eventually, one way or another.

 

[FlyerNutter]

An all time great Thanksgiving tradition.

80s/90s were the highlight of comedy cinema imo

 

[ajgoal]

80s/90s were the highlight of comedy cinema imo

I meant driving the wrong way down the interstate.

 

[Hurricane28]

I’m in for phase 4

 

[FlyerNutter]

I meant driving the wrong way down the interstate.

Marjorie Diehl Armstrong would approve.

(long shot reference)

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m in for phase 4

 

[Strawberry Fields]

With the DeLorean sniped before my eyes I'll select a cream 1949 Packard Custom Eight Victoria convertible as the team car as it was the car that Doc owned and lent to Marty in 1955. Or at least that's what Google tells me, I don't know jackshit about cars, lol

@Ghosts Beer

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

With the DeLorean sniped before my eyes I'll select a cream 1949 Packard Custom Eight Victoria convertible as the team car as it was the car that Doc owned and lent to Marty in 1955. Or at least that's what Google tells me, I don't know jackshit about cars, lol

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@Ghosts Beer

You are in to continue with PHASE FOUR! right?

 

[Starat327]

With the DeLorean sniped before my eyes I'll select a cream 1949 Packard Custom Eight Victoria convertible as the team car as it was the car that Doc owned and lent to Marty in 1955. Or at least that's what Google tells me, I don't know jackshit about cars, lol

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@Ghosts Beer

Since I'm your team board member, I'll remind you I can be consulted for these sorts of things.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

You are in to continue with PHASE FOUR! right?

Yessir

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Since I'm your team board member, I'll remind you I can be consulted for these sorts of things.

You can be my official team shoe consultant.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@FlyTimmo are you good to continue to PHASE FOUR! ?

 

[Starat327]

You can be my official team shoe consultant.

Done and done.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Done and done.

 

[FlyTimmo]

@FlyTimmo are you good to continue to PHASE FOUR! ?

 

[Young Sandwich]

I just woke up from a nap after my daughter decided to get up at 5:30 this morning. I had a dream/vision about the quackverse. I'll just say that it is better than we all could have imagined, and I'm fairly positive that my picks are the best picks.

 

[Starat327]

Do they come with the same scent of bad decisions and regret that the beer does?