NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[CanadianFlyer88]

Has Hayes been picked yet?

He has, actually.

 

[Hurricane28]

Just got home from furniture shopping all day and then a dinner party with GF's friends.


VA Beach Surge need help on the defensive end.

We select D Brian Rafalski and D Dan Boyle

Sorry for the delay. I am EXHUASTED.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Lolz, I am doing a watch through of Star Trek Voyager, which was the 90s Star Trek that I skipped when it was on TV originally.

Getting near the end and who appears in a season 6 episode? The Rock.

 

[Rebels57]

They are good categories, right, and not "random weird piles of shit and chaos"?

The only thing "not good" about them is that I cant make all of my picks right now.

Also...

























I am drruuunnk.

 

[DancingPanther]

Day 3 brings this thread the woolrus

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

They are good categories, right, and not "random weird piles of shit and chaos"?

Feel like my words were altered slightly

 

[BiggE]

Day 3 brings this thread the woolrus

Do they make you run like pigs from a gun?

 

[FlyerNutter]

Sandwich hey.

Take the Egg McMuffin sandwich.

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning, wangbots!

We start the day with @Captain Dave Poulin on the cl ... oh. That's the first time this has happened, shit. OK, give me just a short while - I have to quickly deal with the chickens and cats and coffee. @Young Sandwich gird your loins on deck - it won't be long.

It's gameday, yada yada yada, bye Earth!

 

[kudymen]

Lolz, I am doing a watch through of Star Trek Voyager, which was the 90s Star Trek that I skipped when it was on TV originally.

Getting near the end and who appears in a season 6 episode? The Rock.

I was rewatching ST: V last year and at least once in every season, there was a person I had to Google with "did he/she actually have a cameo in Star Trek??"

 

[Young Sandwich]

Good morning, wangbots!

We start the day with @Captain Dave Poulin on the cl ... oh. That's the first time this has happened, shit. OK, give me just a short while - I have to quickly deal with the chickens and cats and coffee. @Young Sandwich gird your loins on deck - it won't be long.

It's gameday, yada yada yada, bye Earth!

I'm girding so intensely hard right now.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

As the entire Quackverse is aware, the Quebec Lapins are all about aesthetic pleasure - we find all the talk about money and profit to be painfully misguided. Having said that, the Lapins think that no household is complete without at least one shower curtain and two bedspreads from the TryHardGarbage shop, which we know for a fact ships as far as Thailand! Jk, you don't have to do that ... as long as you don't mind being a human loser ...

Anyway, our team may or may not ever turn a profit (spoiler alert: we will, our drafter won't), but since we are about things like beauty and speed and pleasure and sweet lovemaking, we know for a fact that we have KILLED this draft according to our principles, and according to everything else HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't that right COMIQUES DU HAHAHA!

We couldn't resist this f***ing thing. It is gorgeous, with an unusual but kick-ass color. And it flies like a motherf***er. And oh, you better believe that it has been modernized and tricked the f*** out on the inside - I'm talking about rockets, rail guns, armor plating, air conditioning, et motherscrunching cetera, with ZERO effect on its top speed.

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Team Automobile - Saga Noren's 1977 Olive Green Porsche 911 S from "Bron/Broen" ("The Bridge")

@Young Sandwich

 

[ajgoal]

As the entire Quackverse is aware, the Quebec Lapins are all about aesthetic pleasure - we find all the talk about money and profit to be painfully misguided. Having said that, the Lapins think that no household is complete without at least one shower curtain and two bedspreads from the TryHardGarbage shop, which we know for a fact ships as far as Thailand! Jk, you don't have to do that ... as long as you don't mind being a human loser ...

Anyway, our team may or may not ever turn a profit (spoiler alert: we will, our drafter won't), but since we are about things like beauty and speed and pleasure and sweet lovemaking, we know for a fact that we have KILLED this draft according to our principles, and according to everything else HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't that right COMIQUES DU HAHAHA!

We couldn't resist this f***ing thing. It is gorgeous, with an unusual but kick-ass color. And it flies like a motherf***er. And oh, you better believe that it has been modernized and tricked the f*** out on the inside - I'm talking about rockets, rail guns, armor plating, air conditioning, et motherscrunching cetera, with ZERO effect on its top speed.

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Team Automobile - Saga Noren's 1977 Olive Green Porsche 911 S from "Bron/Broen" ("The Bridge")

@Young Sandwich

I have a soft spot for a different Porsche of the same vintage, but this is an excellent choice.

 

[Young Sandwich]

"Are they built for speed or comfort?" In the shoe world you usually only get to choose one, and most of the time the shoe ends up looking like a rigor mortised roadkill carcass on your foot. These are not things we're willing to sacrifice as we prepare to ship off to the unknown.

Luckily for The Sexpos, we found a shoe that is built for both speed and comfort all while looking just as good as they feel on your foot.

Team Shoe - Vans Ultrarange Rapidweld

Pick away @pit

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just got home from furniture shopping all day and then a dinner party with GF's friends.


VA Beach Surge need help on the defensive end.

We select D Brian Rafalski and D Dan Boyle

Sorry for the delay. I am EXHUASTED.

I assume you are in to continue to PHASE FOUR! yes? If you say "No" I am just going to bully you until you relent, so you may as well.

Chuckles MUST be in, so I am marking down @Chuck Downie as in.

(I mean, everyone must be in - I just have a soft spot for the way Chuck drafts to a theme.)

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"Are they built for speed or comfort?" In the shoe world you usually only get to choose one, and most of the time the shoe ends up looking like a rigor mortised roadkill carcass on your foot. These are not things we're willing to sacrifice as we prepare to ship off to the unknown.

Luckily for The Sexpos, we found a shoe that is built for both speed and comfort all while looking just as good as they feel on your foot.

Team Shoe - Vans Ultrarange Rapidweld

Pick away @pit

Nice thinking, nice pick, great post.

 

[Chuck Downie]

I assume you are in to continue to PHASE FOUR! yes? If you say "No" I am just going to bully you until you relent, so you may as well.

Chuckles MUST be in, so I am marking down @Chuck Downie as in.

(I mean, everyone must be in - I just have a soft spot for the way Chuck drafts to a theme.)

You can count me in.

 

[FlyerNutter]

You can count me in.

John.

He would have been an awesome candy pick. God damn it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

John.

He would have been an awesome candy pick. God damn it.

Ja, but he was taken earlier as an owner.

 

[ajgoal]

John.

He would have been an awesome candy pick. God damn it.

He's already a team owner.

 

[BiggE]

Hey @pit

WAKE UP!!!!

 

[pit]

GM Doug: There you are Erik.

Erik Karlsson: Meeeeeee?

GM Doug: Yes, you. You haven't been involved in making a single pick yet.
Erik: Oh, I, uh, didn't even realize someone had drafted me. You know, what with me being overpaid ass for two seasons now.
GM Doug: Yeah well I thought with a long break you would turn it around this season. That is looking like a bad gamble.
Erik: So what are we drafting that you need my help? Some dynamic defense?
GM Doug: Based on my list, looks like we're down to Team Shoe, Team TV Show or Dealer's Choice.
Erik: And this is a hockey draft?
GM Doug: It is.
Erik: Well, awesome because I can help you!

Erik: I've been spending this whole break not working out but watching tons of television. The problem will really be cutting down the list.
GM Doug: Yeah, that is the whole basic issue with drafting usually, but please, go on. And no pick tipping.
Erik: Well, there is what is generally voted as one of the best series ever in REDACTED, but what is the rewatchability level? And do we want to bring that to our new universe? There is amazing comedy like REDACTED, but it does drop in quality after the midway point. Also, not all that many episodes when you think about it. What you need is a show that spans decades with tons of content and always able to be refreshed and inventive.
GM Doug: If you are drafting us a daytime soap opera, I'm going to trade you back to Ottawa.

Erik: Don't mess with my heart GM Doug. Anyway, I. am. on. this. This show doesn't get much talk around here, but it's a great franchise and also fits in with one of your earlier picks.

With the Team Show pick of the Quackverse Megaverse Leagueverse, the Chicago Chimpanzees are pleased to select Doctor Who.

Like the Megaverse.

@BiggE , go forth!

 

[mja]

When does expansion happen?

 

[Starat327]

When does expansion happen?

When you pony up 500 mil.

 

[mja]

When you pony up 500 mil.

No problem, I'll just raid my kids' monopoly game.