NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[ajgoal]

No, that must have been a fantasy you had while waiting lo these many centuries.

I thought this was his pick

Has anyone picked trolli sour gummy worms as their candy? Because that's what we're going with

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I thought this was his pick

Oh shit, I missed that.

@FlyerNutter - it's a miracle! The Toilet Ducks made a pick! I know, they didn't really tell you, or anyone, but you are up!

 

[ajgoal]

Oh shit, I missed that.

@FlyerNutter - it's a miracle! The Toilet Ducks made a pick! I know, they didn't really tell you, or anyone, but you are up!

 

[Chinatown88]

Making a list for Phase 4 and I'm debating whether or not to take into account a non existent cap as of this moment. Or I'm gonna get surprised when the imaginary rules put in a cap.

 

[ajgoal]

Making a list for Phase 4 and I'm debating whether or not to take into account a non existent cap as of this moment. Or I'm gonna get surprised when the imaginary rules put in a cap.

We already have a cap: @Captain Dave Poulin. And I have it on good authority that there are no duplicates allowed.

 

[Chinatown88]

We already have a cap: @Captain Dave Poulin. And I have it on good authority that there are no duplicates allowed.

@BernieParent

 

[ajgoal]

@BernieParent

It's the only way to cope with earth prime.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Making a list for Phase 4 and I'm debating whether or not to take into account a non existent cap as of this moment. Or I'm gonna get surprised when the imaginary rules put in a cap.

I don't know why we would have a cap all of a sudden. The only thing we have capped is the number of random positions and non-existent categories filled.

 

[Chinatown88]

I don't know why we would have a cap all of a sudden. The only thing we have capped is the number of random positions and non-existent categories filled.

You say that now and then you drop a random salary cap out of nowhere on phase 8.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Making a list for Phase 4 and I'm debating whether or not to take into account a non existent cap as of this moment. Or I'm gonna get surprised when the imaginary rules put in a cap.

I've been assuming there was one all along. My whole team makes about 15 MM total this year. But not everyone is and that's fine too. I just assume it's a bonus rather than a feature at this point.

 

[Rebels57]

OK, so we are winding down with PHASE THREE! which has been a massive success, obviously, and it's time to prepare for PHASE FOUR! I'll put the preliminary but basically done list of categories below. I may or may not take suggestions, but almost certainly won't for this phase, but I will copy them and put them somewhere for later. I need to know if:

1) You are still in
B) You have any suggestions for categories

CURRENT PLAYERS (i.e. 3rd Line) - PLAYERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE AND PLAYING HOCKEY

LW
C
RW
D
D
(No goalie - there aren't enough)

VERY IMPORTANT AND LOGICAL STUFF FOR INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL AND WORLD SETTLEMENT

· Team Author
· Team Play-by-Play Person and Color Commentator (2) - you pick both at the same time
· Team Punching Bag - someone on whom you take out your rage with punching, kicking, stabbing, slicing, etc.
· Team Vacation Spot
· Team Pasta/Noodle Dish
· Team Single-Pilot Attack Vehicle
· Team Multi-Passenger Transport Vehicle

@JojoTheWhale
@Lord Defect - in
@Hollywood Couturier - in
@ajgoal - in
@Ghosts Beer
@Strawberry Fields
@BiggE - in
@pit
@Young Sandwich - in
@Captain Dave Poulin - neck-deep in
@FlyerNutter - in
@DancingPanther - in
@BernieParent - in
@Rebels57
@FlyTimmo
@Chuck Downie
@CanadianFlyer88 - in
@GKJ
@Chinatown88 - in
@Hurricane28


Someone please confirm that you got the notification with this post.

Lmfao imagine me not being in

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Lmfao imagine me not being in

They are good categories, right, and not "random weird piles of shit and chaos"?

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh shit, I missed that.

@FlyerNutter - it's a miracle! The Toilet Ducks made a pick! I know, they didn't really tell you, or anyone, but you are up!

Just can't win around here

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just can't win around here

Not until we find out what game we are playing anyway. Great post.

 

[DancingPanther]

Not until we find out what game we are playing anyway. Great post.

The game of life, cap. And we're Flyers fans, so we're all losing. Horribly

 

[Striiker]

Just can't win around here

This is why I’m not taking an expansion franchise. I’d get attacked even more than you and my poor little heart couldn’t take it.

 

[Chinatown88]

This is why I’m not taking an expansion franchise. I’d get attacked even more than you and my poor little heart couldn’t take it.

You could not screw up as much as our resident pharmacist. It's impossible.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is why I’m not taking an expansion franchise. I’d get attacked even more than you and my poor little heart couldn’t take it.

You know what I was thinking about earlier is that I don't think a single hockey pick has been mocked for being a "bad pick" hockey-wise. We have shit on people who have picked assholes we hate, but I don't think there has been any mocking about "knowledge" or f***ing like "value." The other categories are different, obviously.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was watching otters swim and eat fish, which is about the coolest thing in the world, and then this f***ing methgator came along. The music turned threatening, but the otters ganged up on him and just f***ed with him until he slunk off. They rule so, so hard.

 

[DancingPanther]

This is why I’m not taking an expansion franchise. I’d get attacked even more than you and my poor little heart couldn’t take it.

It just makes you stronger

You could not screw up as much as our resident pharmacist. It's impossible.

I'M NOT A RESIDENT. I'm a big boy pharmacist! I tried to apply for residency and got denied 4 times....

But it all worked out. I'll never be an ID clinical specialist though Or at least it's a super outside shot

 

[Chinatown88]

It just makes you stronger

I'M NOT A RESIDENT. I'm a big boy pharmacist

I knew you would take offense when the context in this situation that resident means resident to our board.

 

[DancingPanther]

I knew you would take offense when the context in this situation that resident means resident to our board.

It was a joke! I knew what you meant lol, I was not offended. You guys need to try way harder to do that

Now if you called me Robert Hagg, that's another thing

 

[Striiker]

You know what I was thinking about earlier is that I don't think a single hockey pick has been mocked for being a "bad pick" hockey-wise. We have shit on people who have picked assholes we hate, but I don't think there has been any mocking about "knowledge" or f***ing like "value." The other categories are different, obviously.

Has Hayes been picked yet?

 

[Lord Defect]

Our significant others and pets are freebies, right? I'm not going to have to choose amongst them sometime later on?

Goose my wife and catch some lead

 

[DancingPanther]

I was watching otters swim and eat fish, which is about the coolest thing in the world, and then this f***ing methgator came along. The music turned threatening, but the otters ganged up on him and just f***ed with him until he slunk off. They rule so, so hard.

DUDE I saw otters in real life in a bay at the jersey shore!! They looked so playful and yes they do rule