NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE SEVEN! Part One!

[JojoTheWhale]

If you're having a last meal, you want variety. We'll take Dim Sum. Look how nice and short that label is, Cap. Priorities and all.

@Lord Defect

 

[mja]

If you're having a last meal, you want variety. We'll take Dim Sum. Look how nice and short that label is, Cap. Priorities and all.

@Lord Defect

Excellent choice, but part of the fun is seeing how Cap is going to list these.

 

[Lord Defect]

If you haven't heard of this urban legend before you are either too young, too innocent, or need to get some better friends. It involves a gerbil, a tube, and Richard Gere's butthole. Yes, I am sad to report that it is not actually true that Mr. Gere had to go to the hospital to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.

Team Urban Legend - Richard Gere was into Gerbilling


Save us, @JojoTheWhale

Wow

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If you're having a last meal, you want variety. We'll take Dim Sum. Look how nice and short that label is, Cap. Priorities and all.
@Lord Defect

You're the best.

Excellent choice, but part of the fun is seeing how Cap is going to list these.

You're the worst.

 

[Lord Defect]

The stay Pufts are taking an OG badass for our official tv/movie character. She’s not only the most badass woman to ever grace the big screen, but one of the most badass characters of any gender to have done so.
Welcome to the family, Ellen Ripley

 

[Lord Defect]

You better just start dealing with it, @Magua

 

[Young Sandwich]

Wow

You're welcome.

 

[BernieParent]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select the greatest defense partner of all time and the glue that binds an entire franchise together... Matt Niskanen.

Good luck to everyone else that DOESN’T have him.

@Young Sandwich you’re up.

"The Tampa Bay FireSticks, realizing the immediate futility of their competitiveness, hereby fold the entire franchise."

 

[Lord Defect]

@Striiker

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker

And you guys doubted me

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli select as their Future Draft Category, Team Dog/Cat Breed.



@DancingPanther — hey, kitty cat

 

[Young Sandwich]

The Honolulu Ghibli select as their Future Draft Category, Team Dog/Cat Breed.



@DancingPanther — hey, kitty cat

 

[DancingPanther]

The Honolulu Ghibli select as their Future Draft Category, Team Dog/Cat Breed.



@DancingPanther — hey, kitty cat

Ohhh that's a good one.

Speaking of good ones, the Plats are proud to select legendary center Jozef Stumpel, mainly because in NHL 05 the announcer would call him "Shtumple" really quickly and super monotone. He wouldn't say "Stumpel carries it up the ice" etc, the game algorithm would ONLY trigger his name when he recieved a pass and he'd say "Shtumple" like a soccer commentator during one of the 17 run of the mill midfield lateral passes they make on each possession. It was a different volume and everything. It was like they forgot about the player and needed to throw in audio for him last minute. 10/10

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select the greatest defense partner of all time and the glue that binds an entire franchise together... Matt Niskanen.

Good luck to everyone else that DOESN’T have him.

@Young Sandwich you’re up.

Is this pick your defenseman pick, or your urban myth?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Is this pick your defenseman pick, or your urban myth?

My defenseman. It’s factual. It’s not a myth. Niskanen and COVID are the reason the Flyers are so bad.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

“An old Serbian tale tells of a fox who tells a wolf that the reflection of the moon in a lake is a delicious wheel of cheese. The wolf tries to drink up all the water to get the cheese, but he can’t fit all the water, so he bursts.”

That's good spite, and a good origin story for my urban myth. Also, Tom and Jerry riffed on it once, which is cool.

Team Urban Myth - The Moon is Made of Green Cheese

@pit

 

[BiggE]

“An old Serbian tale tells of a fox who tells a wolf that the reflection of the moon in a lake is a delicious wheel of cheese. The wolf tries to drink up all the water to get the cheese, but he can’t fit all the water, so he bursts.”

That's good spite, and a good origin story for my urban myth. Also, Tom and Jerry riffed on it once, which is cool.

Team Urban Myth - The Moon is Made of Green Cheese

@pit

Wait, you mean its not??

 

[pit]

Skip me, will catch up later. @ajgoal

 

[BernieParent]

Wait, you mean its not??

Nope, just regular old yellowish, not green.

 

[ajgoal]

Unfortunately, our rivals picked something similar, but whatever.

Team Last Meal: Rijstaffel

@Hurricane28

 

[BiggE]

Unfortunately, our rivals picked something similar, but whatever.

Team Last Meal: Rijstaffel

@Hurricane28

C’mon admit it, you made that word up

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hurricane's pick:

D Sami Salo

@Striiker

 

[ajgoal]

C’mon admit it, you made that word up

I love Dutch words.

Also, food is good there. Which is important.

 

[Striiker]

Team Chain Restaurant - Boston Market

The mashed potatoes and gravy, mac n cheese, and creamed spinach are the best sides in existence.

@FlyTimmo

 

[FlyTimmo]

We'll take Jim Paek, D

@Chuck Downie