NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!
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Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
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Oh I’m going off of the rails here. I just have to make sure I’m in the right draft thread for my next pick."You're seeing some slick continental dude. I'm begging you, please - don't talk to strangers."
Speaking of strange, we start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock. I thought we agreed to not let that happen again? Hmmph. His Spite Supergroup has a distinct R & B douchelord bent so far, a pair of guys whose personal lives leave a trail of disgust. We will beat them down. On deck is the vacuum-skulled @Lord Defect, and God alone knows where and how he will go off the rails with this next attempt to pick. @Strawberry Fields is on the lido deck. He could add to his Band of Horseshit, and if he does it will be interesting to see who else in the world of "music" bugs him. Jojo is on the lido afterdeck. We share some targets of spite, but past a certain point we also diverge wildly in what we can and cannot stand.
I was looking at the lists this morning, and while it's too early to tell much from the selections thus far, there are two potential Spite Supergroups that I could actually like as a normal band. Don't get me wrong and don't worry - I'll be the first one to back up any one of you when it comes time for the beatings - but I was curious to see if anyone would manage to hate 3-6 people that I actually like. As you know, I am always looking for the positive in everything.
I'm not in a HUGE hurry, and I don't want to nag or whatever - this is just a reminder that I need Supergroup names from Jojo, GKJ and DancingPants. I'm doing something with them, but I'm not close to finishing or anything, so it isn't panic time, especially since we are all feeling the sweet release of freedom with no hockey tonight. Fire Chuck.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
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The stay Pufts are “wasting” a pick here as we highly doubt anyone has this gigantic douchenozzle on their board, but we don’t care. We cannot stand this smug looking prick in the least bit.
Rumor has it, Steven Strait, had an album or something he released who cares how long ago. We’re not taking him for his music, and we’re not giving him any latent clicks to pretend to listen to his music just to post his shitty music here. We’re taking him for his ability to turn The Expanse from an enjoyable show to a pure hate watch experience.
f*** you Steven Strait. f*** you Jim Holden.
@Strawberry Fields just look at this asshat and say you can’t agree. He has one range of emotion and it’s confused with a touch of constipation.
Rumor has it, Steven Strait, had an album or something he released who cares how long ago. We’re not taking him for his music, and we’re not giving him any latent clicks to pretend to listen to his music just to post his shitty music here. We’re taking him for his ability to turn The Expanse from an enjoyable show to a pure hate watch experience.
f*** you Steven Strait. f*** you Jim Holden.
@Strawberry Fields just look at this asshat and say you can’t agree. He has one range of emotion and it’s confused with a touch of constipation.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
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Here’s proof this shitty actor is going to be a shitty musician so it counts for my shitty spite band.
Cap, his instrument will be a plunger in a shit filled toilet that he will never be able to unclog.
Cap, his instrument will be a plunger in a shit filled toilet that he will never be able to unclog.
What f***ing category are you picking him for? How the f*** can you keep making this so difficult
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
- Jun 29, 2015
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He's a band of shit member.What f***ing category are you picking him for? How the f*** can you keep making this so difficult
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 18,782
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What do you mean what category, I mentioned music like 7 times in the first post.What f***ing category are you picking him for? How the f*** can you keep making this so difficult
Also, f*** him again. That prick.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
It’s 42F here in northeast Florida this morning and only going up to 66.
The struggle is real!
The struggle is real!
- Sep 28, 2014
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We didn't get very far yesterday, did we? lolz
We start the day, which is a whole new day, with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @JojoTheWhale on deck, @Striiker on the lido deck, and CanadianFlyer88 on the lido afterdeck. Yada yada yada spite hate anger blah blah blah picks excitement et cetera.
I am up in the directors draft, plus the Andrea Doria episode of "Seinfeld" is on, so I am just going to scoot about my business, which includes but is not limited to reading Lapins golfer Cosmo Kramer's book, "Astonishing Tales of the Sea." Here's a song for you to enjoy.
We start the day, which is a whole new day, with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @JojoTheWhale on deck, @Striiker on the lido deck, and CanadianFlyer88 on the lido afterdeck. Yada yada yada spite hate anger blah blah blah picks excitement et cetera.
I am up in the directors draft, plus the Andrea Doria episode of "Seinfeld" is on, so I am just going to scoot about my business, which includes but is not limited to reading Lapins golfer Cosmo Kramer's book, "Astonishing Tales of the Sea." Here's a song for you to enjoy.
Strawberry Fields
12x Calder Cup Champs
Sorry guys. The one evening I don't check HF and I miss my pick, lol.
Spite band pick 3. Give me mumble (whisper?) queen Billie Eilish. Not a fan.
@JojoTheWhale
Spite band pick 3. Give me mumble (whisper?) queen Billie Eilish. Not a fan.
@JojoTheWhale
Also, my name if I ever decide to do drag will be "Billie Eyelash." I don't plan on doing drag, but it's always good to be prepared.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Yuck
Also, great choice
JojoTheWhale
(after my conversation with Torts)
- May 22, 2008
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The spite must be put on hold temporarily. Our friends in Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! thought they could win this draft, and with good reason. Unfortunately for them, the Quackverse Gods have bestowed upon the M.A.D. Cats an opportunity we do not intend to waste.
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Fictional Owner: Eddie Mush
@Striiker Don't touch this post. You'll never win anything again.
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Fictional Owner: Eddie Mush
@Striiker Don't touch this post. You'll never win anything again.
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Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
If you look closely, Saul is about 75% ginger.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
If you look closely, Cap is about 75% Kevin.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Did you know that Eddie Mush was a real person and played by the real person who was the inspiration for the character?
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
For our third spite band member, we're looking back to my middle school/early high school days when grunge became all the rage. The Pacific Northwest was booming with local bands breaking onto the national and international scene, none bigger than the breakout of Nirvana (I'm naming names, but none of this is a secret).
With Nirvana's rise to fame, the spotlight also shifted to Kurt Cobain and who he was "dating". And therein lies our next band member. A girl who had a difficult upbringing, including being exposed to heroin while in utero (
), she grew up to become an annoying side piece to an annoying band in Nirvana, as well as the frontwomen for an absolute trash band, herself.
On vocals and guitar, the Seattle Sockeyes are disgusted to select Courtney Love as our next spite band member.
@BernieParent, with Clapton, Gallagher, and Love, we now also have the name for our shit band: Cream Filled Oasis Hole.
With Nirvana's rise to fame, the spotlight also shifted to Kurt Cobain and who he was "dating". And therein lies our next band member. A girl who had a difficult upbringing, including being exposed to heroin while in utero (
), she grew up to become an annoying side piece to an annoying band in Nirvana, as well as the frontwomen for an absolute trash band, herself.On vocals and guitar, the Seattle Sockeyes are disgusted to select Courtney Love as our next spite band member.
@BernieParent, with Clapton, Gallagher, and Love, we now also have the name for our shit band: Cream Filled Oasis Hole.
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For our third spite band member, we're looking back to my middle school/early high school days when grunge became all the rage. The Pacific Northwest wad booming with local bands breaking onto the national and international scene, none bigger than the breakout of Nirvana (I'm naming names, but none of this is a secret).
With Nirvana's rise to fame, the spotlight also shifted to Kurt Cobain and who he was "dating". And therein lies our next band member. A girl who had a difficult upbringing, including being exposed to heroin while in utero (
On vocals and guitar, the Seattle Sockeyes are disgusted to select Courtney Love as our next spite band member.
@BernieParent, with Clapton, Gallagher, and Love, we now also have the name for our shit band: Cream Filled Oasis Hole.
Great spite.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Apologies for making you all wait so long. Friend visiting from far away all afternoon. I'll also thank everyone for not sniping my pick I tipped on myself earlier. We will gratefully select Liam's brother Noel Gallagher as the slightly more musically inclined but still reprehensibly self-absorbed guitarist.
To @Rebels57 without any further ado.
To @Rebels57 without any further ado.
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