NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

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Welcome To The 20/21 Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot, PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!



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Most normal people would have had their ideas dry up long before reaching the 14th phase of anything. We’re not normal - I think that’s obvious - and we are just starting to get hot. Well, some of us have been hot for a long time, but let’s not make this an I’m A Babe thread. You start thinking about whether or not you are a babe and all of a sudden you are desperately rubbing up and down against a statue with your pelvis and whatnot.

The last phase was characterized by its glorious categories, some of the best we have ever had, most of them (if not all of them) suggested by you guys. You know what is characteristic of this phase? Spite. It is ripe virgin meat for really venting your spleen and letting the bile spew. I am getting thirsty just thinking about it, but I am also overheating, so let’s get to it.



BAND OF HORSESHIT


The idea here is to build a supergroup of annoying musicians who you despise. I know that none of you despise stuff to the degree that I do, because that would be dangerous and impossible, but I’m sure you can think of people in bands who you dislike enough to fill the spots. All the rules are the same, but I posted them below as a reminder. All of the people taken last phase are obviously off limits, as are members of bands we picked previously - I have posted that list again below. Belower than the rules.

One clarifier - you can pick members from bands you took for your original supergroup. For example, I picked Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star - I could pick another member of Mazzy Star for this. It would be weird, but I could do it if I wanted to, and so could you. Pervy McPerv picked Stephen Malkmus from Pavement - he could pick another member of Pavement for this, and so could you, but then you couldn’t pick ANOTHER member from Pavement. Get me? It’s exactly like the original supergroup category.

You can do whatever you want to and with these c***s on the way to the Quackverse and then again after we land. It’s up to you. I have a million ideas for punishment, and I’m willing to share. The thing to remember is that these should be people who have punished your ears and/or eyes and/or mind over the years, or even just once. These are people from whom you demand physical recompense, i.e. beatdowns.

So here are the rules:

  • 3-6 members
  • No members of bands or groups already taken
  • Members of bands that do Team Songs are eligible unless otherwise taken (no duplicates)
  • Only one member per band from real life per franchise
  • Only one member per band that we already have as part of our franchise

When you pick you have to tell me what they play and/or if they sing (just like an album’s liner notes), but you don’t have to tell anyone you are finished picking band members until you are finished with all your picks for this phase. That way no one will know if they have to hurry to get their band member before we get to you - it makes for more exciting strategy.
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THE RATIONAL SHIT

Remember that your very survival in the new world could depend on these choices in ways we could never imagine, and your very enjoyment in surviving will definitely depend on these choices in ways that only I and my team of crack (pipe) scientists could ever imagine.

Unless otherwise stated, the people and things below can be anyone/anything except people/things that have already been explicitly picked OR cause conflict with our “No Duplicates” law of the new universe. Please don’t pick any more members of this forum for anything. There are so many reasons, but rather than go into it, let’s just not.

  • Team Fictional Owner - Your task (privilege, really) is to choose a fictional character who represents your rival owner. It can’t be someone who was expressly chosen as an individual character (NO DUPLICATES), but that’s the only real prohibition. For example, it can be someone from the Marvel Universe or Star Wars or whatever, as long as that character hasn’t been taken as an individual choice. (In other words, it can’t show up when you type Control + F and the character’s name in the spreadsheet.) It must be a fictional character. For the purposes of this exercise I had to switch up some rivals so everyone is included, but I tried to be fair and make sure everyone would have fun with it. This doesn’t mean that your rivals are permanently changed - you are responsible for saying who your rival is, and you can change it anytime you want by telling me, and after we f*** with each other in this category you may very well change yours out of spite - but you don’t have to. We are not claiming these characters for ourselves or our rivals whole hog - we are just using them for this, like for promotional purposes to f*** with and mock each other - so like Rebs doesn’t have to feel cheated if someone uses Iron Man, etc. - he still basically has exclusive ownership of/friendship with Tony Stark. I think so, anyway - we are so f***ing deep into this now that I can’t remember what we have said about it, or even if Carol Burnett is still alive. I have changed the rivalries in the rivalry box at the bottom of this page to reflect who you should choose for. If you can't read, ask someone who can read to explain it to you.

  • Team Babe (No Babe Threads, Though) - You have to pick a babe who represents your team babeness, or just otherwise serves as the babe front (and back) for your team’s brand or image or whatever. In short, pick a babe, but don’t turn this into a babe thread. And don’t be a pig about it.

  • Team Movie/Television Lawyer - You get to pick a lawyer from the movies or TV. NO DUPLICATES applies here, so you can’t pick any individual who was already chosen. That should be obvious by now since we are in the 14th (but not yet 15th) phase.

  • Team Hill to Die On - This is the thing that is possibly unpopular that you will defend as true (or false) until the very end. To quote my beloved sibling, quote, “Everyone knows what the phrase ‘hill to die on’ means, so let's go with the ol' definition of p*rn: ‘We know it when we see it.’"

  • Team Crushing Sports Moment - This is the moment in sports that crushed you. See what I did there? It’s the most emotionally devastating moment - not year, not franchise, not a whole pile of shit, but MOMENT, singular - that you have experienced, that made your heart feel poisoned.

  • Team Actor Swap - This is where you take a film role and replace one actor with another. For this one, we are going to abandon NO DUPLICATES, because this isn’t going to steal anything from anyone. We are remaking something with a different actor in place. The example I played with in the last thread was replacing Michael Gambon with LITERALLY ANYF***INGONE! in the role of Dumbledore, except that for this category you have to actually name the new actor replacing the old actor, rather than screaming, quote, “LITERALLY ANYF***INGONE!”



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Here is a list of the bands/musicians I have seen taken. Let me know if any are missing. Remember that singers of Team Songs and bands of Team Albums are available as long as they aren't otherwise taken.


The Bikini Bottom Super Band
The Clash
David Bowie
Rush
Gregory Michael Davis
Claude Scott
Weird Al Yankovic
The Bronx/Mariachi El Bronx
Sebadoh
The Miles Davis Quintet
Chvrches
Prince
AC/DC
Superchunk
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Huey Lewis and the News
Switchfoot
The Who
Beatles
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Wet Leg
Archers of Loaf
The Grateful Dead
Teenage Fanclub






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Remember: “Chaos” is not the same thing as “Havoc.” Engage in the former, not the latter. We have a whole ton of stuff left over for LUCKY PHASE THIRTEEN! so don’t worry if categories you wanted aren’t in here - I will champion them later with the boss.

For the first round, we will give everyone 12 hours to get revved up again - for all the succeeding rounds, it will be six hours. The daily clock starts at 8 a.m. and ends at 10 p.m., all times Eastern. This is a MONGOOSE DRAFT, which is the same functionally as a snake draft, but isn’t named after the turboc*** of the animal world.

Don't forget to tag the next person in your pick post AND send a PM.



DRAFT ORDER


Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Desert Ducks
Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
Striiker - Allentown Attack
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks
Rebels57 - Portland Fog
Asnito - Tijuana Toads​







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HOSTRIVAL
Allentown AttackvsNew Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
Chicago ChimpanzeesvsLas Vegas Desert Ducks
Honolulu GhiblivsProvidence Platypi
Jacksonville MethgatorsvsTampa Bay Firesticks
Las Vegas Desert DucksvsChicago Chimpanzees
Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!vsPortland Fog
Los Angeles WhalersvsNew York M.A.D. Cats
Montreal SexposvsQuebec Lapins
New Jersey Flaming ZeppelinsvsAllentown Attack
New York M.A.D. CatsvsLes Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
Philadelphia VillainsvsVirginia Beach Surge
Portland FogvsLos Angeles Whalers
Providence PlatypivsHonolulu Ghibli
Quebec LapinsvsMontreal Sexpos
Seattle SockeyesvsVancouver Beavers
St. Paul Stay PuftsvsTijuana Toads
Tampa Bay FiresticksvsJacksonville Methgators
Tijuana ToadsvsSt. Paul Stay Pufts
Vancouver BeaversvsSeattle Sockeyes
Virginia Beach SurgevsPhiladelphia Villains
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Round One

  • Chuck Downie - Dan Fielding
  • Hollywood Couturier - Vincent Gambini
  • Magua - Steve Vai
  • ajgoal - Patrick Kane
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Jon Bon Jovi
  • DancingPanther - Nicki Minaj
  • GKJ - Morrissey
  • Hurricane28 - Cardi B.
  • mja - Stevens on Lindros
  • pit - Fred Durst
  • BiggE - Lars Ulrich
  • Young Sandwich - Chis Brown
  • Lord Defect - Bono
  • Strawberry Fields - Taylor Swift
  • JojoTheWhale - Gene Simmons
  • Striiker - Babe
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Eric Clapton
  • BernieParent - Kanye West
  • Rebels57 - Ted Nugent
  • Asnito - Michael Jackson

Round Two

  • Asnito - Ike Turner
  • Rebels57 - Atticus Finch
  • BernieParent - Matt Murdock
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Liam Gallagher
  • Striiker - Dwayne (Bride)
  • JojoTheWhale - Thom Yorke
  • Strawberry Fields - Bob Dylan
  • Lord Defect - Kid Rock (Godzilla)
  • Young Sandwich - R. Kelly
  • BiggE - Yoko Ono
  • pit - Kid Rock
  • mja - Dave Matthews
  • Hurricane28 - Ed Sheeran
  • GKJ - Game 7, 2004
  • DancingPanther - Sixers v Raptors
  • Captain Dave Poulin - 2-1, Game 7, 1987
  • ajgoal - Gomez Addams
  • Magua - Harvey Birdman
  • Hollywood Couturier - Furcal's Triple, 2011
  • Chuck Downie - Conway Twitty

Round Three

  • Chuck Downie - Tiffany
  • Hollywood Couturier - Wendy Peffercorn
  • Magua - Sid Vicious
  • ajgoal - Alec Baldwin (The Crow)
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Roger Waters
  • DancingPanther - Lt. Daniel Kaffee
  • GKJ - Shorts & Sandals in Winter
  • Hurricane28 - Fletcher Reede
  • mja - Daniel Coulter Reynolds
  • pit - Death of Pelle Lindberg
  • BiggE - Rick Springfield
  • Young Sandwich - Joe Carter
  • Lord Defect - Steven Strait
  • Strawberry Fields - Billie Eilish
  • JojoTheWhale - Eddie Mush
  • Striiker - Saul Goodman
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Courtney Love
  • BernieParent - Noel Gallagher
  • Rebels57 - Wes Scantlin
  • Asnito - Phil Spector

Round Four

  • Asnito - Axl Rose
  • Rebels57 - Lemieux Goal on Hextall
  • BernieParent - Linda McCartney
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Nikki Sixx
  • Striiker - Don Henley
  • JojoTheWhale - David Lee Roth
  • Strawberry Fields - Lionel Hutz
  • Lord Defect - Lin-Manuel Miranda
  • Young Sandwich - Skrillex
  • BiggE - Ritchie Blackmore
  • pit - Scott Stapp
  • mja - Ani DiFranco
  • Hurricane28 - Aguero v United
  • GKJ - Drake
  • DancingPanther - Alfred the Butler
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Kenny Loggins
  • ajgoal - Dexter
  • Magua - Birth
  • Hollywood Couturier - Kurt Cobain
  • Chuck Downie - Chad Kroeger

Round Five

  • Chuck Downie - Bruce Willis
  • Hollywood Couturier - Phil Collins
  • Magua - Charles Manson
  • ajgoal - Uncle Kracker
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Lizzo
  • DancingPanther - Obvious Anatomical Breaking News
  • GKJ - Elle Woods
  • Hurricane28 - John Mayer
  • mja - Alanis Morissette
  • pit - Darius Rucker
  • BiggE - The Bishop
  • Young Sandwich - Jake Paul
  • Lord Defect - Wepner-Ali, 1975
  • Strawberry Fields - Mariah Carey
  • JojoTheWhale - Daryl "Captain" Dragon
  • Striiker - Quavo
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Kesha
  • BernieParent - Tiny Tim
  • Rebels57 - Kenny G
  • Asnito - Frank Galvin

Round Six

  • Asnito - Jen Lada
  • Rebels57 - Stephen Lang (Cable)
  • BernieParent - Zamfir
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Steven Adler
  • Striiker - 6ix9ine
  • JojoTheWhale - Glenn Danzig
  • Strawberry Fields - 2016-17 Penguins
  • Lord Defect - Michael Poulsen
  • Young Sandwich - Adam Duritz
  • BiggE - Florida Crack Ho
  • pit - Adam Levine
  • mja - Leonardo DiCaprio (Anakin)
  • Hurricane28 - Chipotle SUCKS
  • GKJ - Gwen Stefani
  • DancingPanther - Millie Bobby Brown (Pan's Labyrinth)
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Emily Kaplan (Dr. Strange)
  • ajgoal - Scott Pilgrim
  • Magua - Miley Cyrus
  • Hollywood Couturier - Danny DeVito (Jango Fett)
  • Chuck Downie - Bette Midler

Round Seven

  • Chuck Downie - Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Hollywood Couturier - Making the Playoffs is not an Accomplishment
  • Magua - The Crypt Keeper
  • ajgoal - John Phillips
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Chris Barron
  • DancingPanther - Lana Del Rey
  • GKJ - Roger Dorn
  • Hurricane28 - Logan Paul
  • mja - Sandy Duncan's Peter Pan
  • pit - Robb Thomas
  • BiggE - John Milton
  • Young Sandwich - John Popper
  • Lord Defect - Salma Hayek
  • Strawberry Fields - George Harrison (Han Solo)
  • JojoTheWhale - "Jif"
  • Striiker - Tinkerbell
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Death of Ayrton Senna
  • BernieParent - Darren "Buffy" Robinson
  • Rebels57 - Pete Wentz
  • Asnito - Conan the Barbarian

Round Eight

  • Asnito - Chuck's Risto Trade
  • Rebels57 - Guaranteed Contracts Ruining Sports
  • BernieParent - Golgotha
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Keanu Reeves (Bad Boys)
  • Striiker - Trading Ghost
  • JojoTheWhale - F*** Bryce Paup
  • Strawberry Fields - Boba Fett is Lame
  • Lord Defect - Prince Naveen
  • Young Sandwich - Charlize Theron (Gangs of New York)
  • BiggE - Mira Sorvino (The Godfather III)
  • pit - Jack McCoy
  • mja - The Last Jedi is Good
  • Hurricane28 - Dolores Umbridge
  • GKJ - Zooey Deschanel
  • DancingPanther - Big Sean
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Max Goldman
  • ajgoal - Peter McNeal
  • Magua - Dogs > Cats
  • Hollywood Couturier - Marilyn Manson
  • Chuck Downie - Betty Boop

Round Nine

  • Chuck Downie - Gum Can Be Swallowed
  • Hollywood Couturier - Zhang Yiming
  • Magua - Christian Bale (T2)
  • ajgoal - Summer is the Worst
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Exile in Guyville > Jagged Little Pill
  • DancingPanther - Blake Shelton
  • GKJ -Clair Danes (10 Things I Hate About You)
  • Hurricane28 - Josh Brolin (Batman)
  • mja - Maggie Lizer
  • pit - Mark Ruffalo (Incredible Hulk)
  • BiggE - Mary Ann > Ginger
  • Young Sandwich - Sharp Provolone is Bullshit
  • Lord Defect - James Ingram
  • Strawberry Fields - Frasier Crane
  • JojoTheWhale - Babe Didrikson Zaharias
  • Striiker - Broad Street Bullies Overrated
  • CanadianFlyer88 - T-Rex Had Wings
  • BernieParent - Blue Monday
  • Rebels57 - Grace Kelly
  • Asnito - Joseph Bruce

Round Ten

  • Asnito - Joseph Utsler
  • Rebels57 - Auricchio
  • BernieParent - Manager Cletus
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Youngman Grand
  • Striiker - N/A
  • JojoTheWhale - Gwyneth Paltrow
  • Strawberry Fields - Lea Thompson
  • Lord Defect - Daniel Webster
  • Young Sandwich - Jiraiya
  • BiggE - Nystrom OT 1980
  • pit - Striiker is a Good Noodle
  • mja - Greg Gonzalez
  • Hurricane28 - John Cougar
  • GKJ - Edge
  • DancingPanther - N/A
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Carrie Underwood
  • ajgoal - Ingrid Bergman
  • Magua - Cher
  • Hollywood Couturier - Steve Perry
  • Chuck Downie - Bobcat Goldthwait (Ben-Hur)

Round Eleven

  • Chuck Downie - Queen Elizabeth II
  • Hollywood Couturier - Machine Gun Kelly
  • Magua - Vanilla Ice
  • ajgoal - Rupert Holmes
  • Captain Dave Poulin -
  • DancingPanther - N/A
  • GKJ - Meredith Brooks
  • Hurricane28 - Christie Brinkley
  • mja - Ana de Armas
  • pit - Babe the Blue Ox
  • BiggE - N/A
  • Young Sandwich - Bash
  • Lord Defect - We are Coward Pickers
  • Strawberry Fields - N/A
  • JojoTheWhale - Ben Matlock
  • Striiker - N/A
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Harvey Specter
  • BernieParent - Bathsheba
  • Rebels57 - Lil Wayne
  • Asnito - Lady Sleeve Tattoos are Nasty

Round Twelve

  • Asnito - Sam Kinison (Yoda)
  • Rebels57 - Mark McGrath
  • BernieParent - Mr. Rogers (Conan)
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Babe Bennett
  • Striiker - N/A
  • JojoTheWhale - John Goodman (Jeff Green)
  • Strawberry Fields - N/A
  • Lord Defect - Dr. Oz
  • Young Sandwich - Alexandra Daddario
  • BiggE - N/A
  • pit - Karl Marx
  • mja - N/A
  • Hurricane28 - N/A
  • GKJ - Tom DeLonge
  • DancingPanther - N/A
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Steve Dallas
  • ajgoal - N/A
  • Magua - Bella
  • Hollywood Couturier - Dorito's Guy
  • Chuck Downie - Belarus 4, Sweden 3



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Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
Member (phrasing)Conway Twitty
Member (phrasing)Tiffany
Member (phrasing)Chad Kroeger
Member (phrasing)Bruce Willis
Member (phrasing)Bette Midler
Member (phrasing)Jennifer Love Hewitt
Fictional OwnerBetty Boop
BabeQueen Elizabeth II
LawyerDan Fielding
Hill to Die OnGum Can Be Swallowed
Crushing Sports MomentBelarus 4, Sweden 3
Actor SwapBobcat Goldthwait (Ben-Hur)
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Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks
Member (phrasing)Kurt Cobain
Member (phrasing)Phil Collins
Member (phrasing)Marilyn Manson
Member (phrasing)Zhang Yiming
Member (phrasing)Steve Perry
Member (phrasing)Machine Gun Kelly
Fictional OwnerDorito's Guy
BabeWendy Peffercorn
LawyerVincent Gambini
Hill to Die OnMaking Playoffs Not Accomplishment
Crushing Sports MomentFurcal's Triple, 2011
Actor SwapDanny DeVito (Jango Fett)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
Member (phrasing)Steve Vai
Member (phrasing)Sid Vicious
Member (phrasing)Charles Manson
Member (phrasing)Miley Cyrus
Member (phrasing)Cher
Member (phrasing)Vanilla Ice
Fictional OwnerThe Crypt Keeper
BabeBella
LawyerHarvey Birdman
Hill to Die OnDogs > Cats
Crushing Sports MomentBirth
Actor SwapChristian Bale (T2)
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ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
Member (phrasing)Uncle Kracker
Member (phrasing)Scott Pilgrim
Member (phrasing)John Phillips
Member (phrasing)Peter McNeal
Member (phrasing)Rupert Holmes
Member (phrasing)-
Fictional OwnerDexter
BabeIngrid Bergman
LawyerGomez Addams
Hill to Die OnSummer is the Worst
Crushing Sports MomentPatrick Kane
Actor SwapAlec Baldwin (The Crow)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
Member (phrasing)Jon Bon Jovi
Member (phrasing)Roger Waters
Member (phrasing)Kenny Loggins
Member (phrasing)Lizzo
Member (phrasing)Chris Barron
Member (phrasing)Carrie Underwood
Fictional OwnerMax Goldman
BabeBae Suzy
LawyerSteve Dallas
Hill to Die OnExile > Jagged
Crushing Sports Moment2-1, Game 7, 1987
Actor SwapEmily Kaplan (Dr. Strange)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
Member (phrasing)Nicki Minaj
Member (phrasing)Big Sean
Member (phrasing)Blake Shelton
Member (phrasing)-
Member (phrasing)-
Member (phrasing)-
Fictional OwnerAlfred the Butler
BabeLana Del Rey
LawyerLt. Daniel Kaffee
Hill to Die OnObvious Anatomical Breaking News
Crushing Sports MomentSixers v Raptors
Actor SwapMillie Bobby Brown (Pan's Labyrinth)
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GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
Member (phrasing)Morrissey
Member (phrasing)Drake
Member (phrasing)Gwen Stefani
Member (phrasing)Edge
Member (phrasing)Meredith Brooks
Member (phrasing)Tom DeLonge
Fictional OwnerRoger Dorn
BabeZooey Deschanel
LawyerElle Woods
Hill to Die OnShorts & Sandals in Winter
Crushing Sports MomentGame 7, 2004
Actor SwapClaire Danes (10 Things I Hate About You)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
Member (phrasing)Cardi B.
Member (phrasing)Ed Sheeran
Member (phrasing)John Mayer
Member (phrasing)Logan Paul
Member (phrasing)John Cougar
Member (phrasing)-
Fictional OwnerDolores Umbridge
BabeChristie Brinkley
LawyerFletcher Reede
Hill to Die OnChipotle SUCKS
Crushing Sports MomentAguero v United
Actor SwapJosh Brolin (Batman)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
Member (phrasing)Dave Matthews
Member (phrasing)Daniel Coulter Reynolds
Member (phrasing)Ani DiFranco
Member (phrasing)Alanis Morissette
Member (phrasing)Greg Gonzalez
Member (phrasing)Tom DeLonge
Fictional OwnerSandy Duncan's Peter Pan
BabeAna de Armas
LawyerMaggie Lizer
Hill to Die OnThe Last Jedi is Good
Crushing Sports MomentStevens on Lindros
Actor SwapLeonardo DiCaprio (Anakin)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
Member (phrasing)Fred Durst
Member (phrasing)Kid Rock
Member (phrasing)Scott Stapp
Member (phrasing)Darius Rucker
Member (phrasing)Adam Levine
Member (phrasing)Robb Thomas
Fictional OwnerKarl Marx
BabeBabe the Blue Ox
LawyerJack McCoy
Hill to Die OnStriiker is a Good Noodle
Crushing Sports MomentDeath of Pelle Lindberg
Actor SwapMark Ruffalo (Incredible Hulk)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
Member (phrasing)Lars Ulrich
Member (phrasing)Yoko Ono
Member (phrasing)Rick Springfield
Member (phrasing)Ritchie Blackmore
Member (phrasing)-
Member (phrasing)-
Fictional OwnerThe Bishop
BabeFlorida Crack Ho
LawyerJohn Milton
Hill to Die OnMary Ann > Ginger
Crushing Sports MomentNystrom OT 1980
Actor SwapMira Sorvino (The Godfather III)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
Member (phrasing)Chris Brown
Member (phrasing)R. Kelly
Member (phrasing)Skrillex
Member (phrasing)Jake Paul
Member (phrasing)Adam Duritz
Member (phrasing)John Popper
Fictional OwnerJiraiya
BabeAlexandra Daddario
LawyerBash
Hill to Die OnSharp Provolone is Bullshit
Crushing Sports MomentJoe Carter
Actor SwapCharlize Theron (Gangs of New York)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
Member (phrasing)Bono
Member (phrasing)Steven Strait
Member (phrasing)Lin-Manuel Miranda
Member (phrasing)Michael Poulsen
Member (phrasing)James Ingram
Member (phrasing)Dr. Oz
Fictional OwnerPrince Naveen
BabeSalma Hayek
LawyerDaniel Webster
Hill to Die OnWe are Coward Pickers
Crushing Sports MomentWepner-Ali, 1975
Actor SwapKid Rock (Godzilla)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
Member (phrasing)Taylor Swift
Member (phrasing)Bob Dylan
Member (phrasing)Billie Eilish
Member (phrasing)Mariah Carey
Member (phrasing)-
Member (phrasing)-
Fictional OwnerFrasier Crane
BabeLea Thompson
LawyerLionel Hutz
Hill to Die OnBoba Fett is Lame
Crushing Sports Moment2016-17 Penguins
Actor SwapGeorge Harrison (Han Solo)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
Member (phrasing)Gene Simmons
Member (phrasing)Thom Yorke
Member (phrasing)David Lee Roth
Member (phrasing)Daryl "Captain" Dragon
Member (phrasing)Glenn Danzig
Member (phrasing)Gwyneth Paltrow
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Member (phrasing)Courtney Love
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Fictional OwnerYoungman Grand
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Hill to Die OnT-Rex Had Wings
Crushing Sports MomentDeath of Ayrton Senna
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Hill to Die OnGolgotha
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Member (phrasing)Joseph Utsler
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Have you and I ever been next to each other @Captain Dave Poulin? On the other hand, I seem to end up next to @Magua every other round at this point.

I don't even know, but I doubt it - you are often at the top, and I never am.

Hmm, guess you can't say that word on here. I got Pejorative Sluranted.

That was every other word out of my mouth until I was about 25, but I never meant anything by it, and neither did anyone I knew. I'm OK with sacrificing it for the greater good, but I miss it. I still constantly catch myself almost saying it.
 

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