NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[mja]

Team Single-Pilot Attack Vehicle: Blade Liger

aka, the hero that destroyed the Death Saurer.

@Chinatown88 go ahead when ready

You just get out of detention? What'd you do this time?

 

[BernieParent]

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NASA can get them up easily. Getting down is another issue.

#WillHeEverStopWiththeDadJokes?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Last arrival from my Quackverse order (it's a postcard):

 

[Striiker]

You just get out of detention? What'd you do this time?

Believe it or not, in my entire school career, I never had a single detention, disciplinary write-up, or anything similar. In fact, the only place I've ever gotten a slap on the wrist is this website. I've always been a good noodle.

I just didn't realize I was even close to being up and I didn't check in for a few hours.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Chinatown88]

March 17, 2021

Bookworms HQ
Hay-On-Wye, Wales

For immediate press release

From the even fancier antique desk of Bookworms Owner Mikhail Prokhorov

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There are times Mikhail ask self why certain things exist.
Here Mikhail have to select this punching bag category and Mikhail have long list of potentials.
In deliberation with Bookworms' upper management, Mikhail eventually singled out this one douche.
Some might say douche is harsh language but, Mikhail really effin hates this guy.
Good heavens and Powers That Be help Mikhail understand why this giant douchebag is popular.
Utterly useless shtick that always repeats in every damn film.
Youth were corrupted and misled by this mongoloid.
Internal Bookworms discussion used much more colorful words to describe.
Sternly keeping up Bookworms' beautiful reputation is hard.
Angry is not enough to describe how Mikhail feels when he sees this rotund imbecile.
With Godzilla's Atomic Breath, the Bookworms happily obliterate Seth Rogen.
Fat, idiot, weed smoking, no talent, same exact character, joke stealing and word that rhymes with buck.
Utterly shameful to see this person have decent Hollywood career.
Looking to bleach my eyes with fancy liquor now.

Mikhail
Owner of the Bookworms

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@ajgoal is up!

 

[DancingPanther]

March 17, 2021

Bookworms HQ
Hay-On-Wye, Wales

For immediate press release

From the even fancier antique desk of Bookworms Owner Mikhail Prokhorov

**************************************************************

There are times Mikhail ask self why certain things exist.
Here Mikhail have to select this punching bag category and Mikhail have long list of potentials.
In deliberation with Bookworms' upper management, Mikhail eventually singled out this one douche.
Some might say douche is harsh language but, Mikhail really effin hates this guy.
Good heavens and Powers That Be help Mikhail understand why this giant douchebag is popular.
Utterly useless shtick that always repeats in every damn film.
Youth were corrupted and misled by this mongoloid.
Internal Bookworms discussion used much more colorful words to describe.
Sternly keeping up Bookworms' beautiful reputation is hard.
Angry is not enough to describe how Mikhail feels when he sees this rotund imbecile.
With Godzilla's Atomic Breath, the Bookworms happily obliterate Seth Rogen.
Fat, idiot, weed smoking, no talent, same exact character, joke stealing and word that rhymes with buck.
Utterly shameful to see this person have decent Hollywood career.
Looking to bleach my eyes with fancy liquor now.

Mikhail
Owner of the Bookworms

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@ajgoal is up!

:/

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

March 17, 2021

Bookworms HQ
Hay-On-Wye, Wales

For immediate press release

From the even fancier antique desk of Bookworms Owner Mikhail Prokhorov

**************************************************************

There are times Mikhail ask self why certain things exist.
Here Mikhail have to select this punching bag category and Mikhail have long list of potentials.
In deliberation with Bookworms' upper management, Mikhail eventually singled out this one douche.
Some might say douche is harsh language but, Mikhail really effin hates this guy.
Good heavens and Powers That Be help Mikhail understand why this giant douchebag is popular.
Utterly useless shtick that always repeats in every damn film.
Youth were corrupted and misled by this mongoloid.
Internal Bookworms discussion used much more colorful words to describe.
Sternly keeping up Bookworms' beautiful reputation is hard.
Angry is not enough to describe how Mikhail feels when he sees this rotund imbecile.
With Godzilla's Atomic Breath, the Bookworms happily obliterate Seth Rogen.
Fat, idiot, weed smoking, no talent, same exact character, joke stealing and word that rhymes with buck.
Utterly shameful to see this person have decent Hollywood career.
Looking to bleach my eyes with fancy liquor now.

Mikhail
Owner of the Bookworms

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@ajgoal is up!

YES! INJECT THIS SPITE DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS! F*** YOU, SETH ROGEN!

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Striiker]

March 17, 2021

Bookworms HQ
Hay-On-Wye, Wales

For immediate press release

From the even fancier antique desk of Bookworms Owner Mikhail Prokhorov

**************************************************************

There are times Mikhail ask self why certain things exist.
Here Mikhail have to select this punching bag category and Mikhail have long list of potentials.
In deliberation with Bookworms' upper management, Mikhail eventually singled out this one douche.
Some might say douche is harsh language but, Mikhail really effin hates this guy.
Good heavens and Powers That Be help Mikhail understand why this giant douchebag is popular.
Utterly useless shtick that always repeats in every damn film.
Youth were corrupted and misled by this mongoloid.
Internal Bookworms discussion used much more colorful words to describe.
Sternly keeping up Bookworms' beautiful reputation is hard.
Angry is not enough to describe how Mikhail feels when he sees this rotund imbecile.
With Godzilla's Atomic Breath, the Bookworms happily obliterate Seth Rogen.
Fat, idiot, weed smoking, no talent, same exact character, joke stealing and word that rhymes with buck.
Utterly shameful to see this person have decent Hollywood career.
Looking to bleach my eyes with fancy liquor now.

Mikhail
Owner of the Bookworms

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@ajgoal is up!

Fantastic pick.

Seth Rogan is incredibly irritating and unfunny.

 

[Chinatown88]

Fantastic pick.

Seth Rogan is incredibly irritating and unfunny.

 

[Striiker]

Found the worst video on the internet

 

[Chinatown88]

Found the worst video on the internet

 

[Striiker]

I instinctively tried to put my head in front of the blast.

Didn't work

 

[ajgoal]

Holy wow. I assumed @Captain Dave Poulin would have made my pick and then skipped me by now after the shitty day I had at work.

give me a few minutes.

 

[ajgoal]

Team punching bag: Johnny Depp.

@FlyTimmo let's get this train back on the rails.

 

[FlyTimmo]

The Boston Flytimmos will take Gordon Ramsay as our team author

 

[FlyTimmo]

Boston Flytimmos take the Blue Eyes White Dragon as our mythological creature. See picture, clearly mythological

@ajgoal

 

[ajgoal]

When picking our team author, we felt it was important that the individual reflect the values of the franchise. And so, who better to pick than someone who actually went out on ships and hunted whales, then lived in Polynesia, writing stories based there?

Team author: Herman Melville

Oh, he also wrote some book about whaling. Supposedly famous.

@Chinatown88

 

[Chinatown88]

March 18, 2021

Bookworms HQ
Hay-On-Wye, Wales

For immediate press release

From the fancy antique desk of Bookworms GM Ron Francis

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You know sometimes you just get hungry out of nowhere.
Except that in this case it's a freaking noodle category and I love noodles.
A good old Canadian boy like me loves all kinds of noodles.
Hopefully I don't ruin my diet and order something by the time I finish this selection.
The Bookworms would first like to give a quick mind blowing and intimidating lesson in GIF form.

How is that a real character?
According to the mysterious HF Flyers poster, it's something they had to learn to accept and not question.
They also told me that they tried to get their uncle to draw it once and it took him a pretty decent chunk of time.
So where does this character lead us?
Real world talk, when a chef hits the hand pulled noodle on the table it makes a sound which is called biang.

Enter the Bookworms' official noodle, biangbiang noodles.



A simple hand pulled noodle dish, with bok choy, black vinegar, soy sauce with raw garlic and lots of chili flakes flash fried with hot oil poured over the top.
Looks like I'm placing my order in right now.

Ron
General Manager of the Bookworms

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@Striiker is up!

 

[Striiker]

Team Author: Anthony Bourdain

The GOAT of TV hosting and travel shows, put on the map because of his book.

@mja you're up

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[Chinatown88]

Team Author: Anthony Bourdain

The GOAT of TV hosting and travel shows, put on the map because of his book.

@mja you're up

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Team Author: Anthony Bourdain

The GOAT of TV hosting and travel shows, put on the map because of his book.

@mja you're up

YESSSSSS

 

[Striiker]

You're right, I do feel better.