NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MIGHTY PHASE SEVENTEEN! Part One!

[Beef Invictus]

Keith Clone-dle? Perpetual scratch?

No

I don't know if they've been picked

 

[JojoTheWhale]

No

I don't know if they've been picked

 

[Beef Invictus]

Lol I forgot I drafted Aaron Hernandez

 

[Beef Invictus]

My hate pick is not done

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I believe an urgent owners meeting should be called to vote on the immediate addition of a bovine based franchise with any missed picks made at the time of their initial pick. Who says Ay?
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Whoever told you that this was a democracy lied to you.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This phase has 2-3 picks. I'm sure Cap would allow you to go back, like I did, and fill in missed picks from previous drafts. That can be done over time.

I'm sure you are about to get f***ing cut.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Lol I forgot I drafted Aaron Hernandez

 

[Lord Defect]

Isn't that like nine dozen picks? And I've already missed clone picks.

I'm certain it's not workable

Let’s give it a shot, we can kick @Asnito out so it’s an even number. Or an odd number, whatever as long as he’s gone.

 

[Lord Defect]

The puffs will be cloning their next player from a sample of hair. A large sample. On Brieres RW will be Scott Hartnell

@Chuck Downie do you ever get embarrassed your first name (username)is the same as fletchers?

 

[BiggE]

The puffs will be cloning their next player from a sample of hair. A large sample. On Brieres RW will be Scott Hartnell

@Chuck Downie do you ever get embarrassed your first name (username)is the same as fletchers?

Ew, gross

 

[Lord Defect]

Ew, gross

Chuck, I know right?

 

[Strawberry Fields]

The puffs will be cloning their next player from a sample of hair. A large sample. On Brieres RW will be Scott Hartnell

@Chuck Downie do you ever get embarrassed your first name (username)is the same as fletchers?

Great pick

 

[Asnito]

Let’s give it a shot, we can kick @Asnito out so it’s an even number. Or an odd number, whatever as long as he’s gone.

Defect don't make me slap the crap out of you again

 

[Chuck Downie]

The puffs will be cloning their next player from a sample of hair. A large sample. On Brieres RW will be Scott Hartnell

@Chuck Downie do you ever get embarrassed your first name (username)is the same as fletchers?

I am embarrassed.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Anchor Person

Ganondorf

Ganon - Wikipedia

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@CanadianFlyer88

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The bitch is back. The glare. I am blinded.

We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, which means we will start the day later, because Celsius Standard Time is f***ed, but that's fine. @Rebels57 is on deck, and that's fine since today is Saturday, but don't be surprised if and when he wanders in here covered in bruises after his re-education re: tagging. @BernieParent is on the lido deck, and that's always fine, but I do wonder if all of our kind regard and deep respect for him aren't one day going to make him snap and turn and hand out beatings just to show that he's not anybody's stuffed animal to snuggle. Like when the hockey starts out there, don't be surprised if and when he hands you your ass. BiggE is on the lido afterdeck. I am 100% sure he is, or will soon be, wasted.

Last night I started watching "All About Lily Chou Chou" (2001), but the subtitles I found, one after the other after the other, were f***ed. So I turned on "Drive My Car" (2021), but I couldn't concentrate, because I had planned to watch the other film, and I wanted to really savor both of them. So I stopped it, went and downloaded a different version of "Lily," and did a deeper dive until I found the right subtitles.

I have been waiting a long time to watch this, and I can't really say that I was necessarily mesmerized. It's from the very early days of the internet, and message boards - like "The Orange and Black" days of message boards - and the beginning is an epileptic's nightmare, as texts from a discussion forum about the titular (phrasing) band flash on the screen between shots of the protagonist standing in a field of rice listening to their music. It eventually settles down, thank f***, to tell the story of the kid's troubled teenage years and the grim reality of how circumstances can warp personalities and destroy lives. It's really very heavy on either side of the more gentle "Before" flashback that takes up the film's center. The child actors, called upon to "be natural," are really, really good. But like I said - it's heavy, man.

Hopefully the sun f***s off while I still have an iota of eyesight left. If you can see this, enjoy your day.

 

[Rebels57]

The bitch is back. The glare. I am blinded.

We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, which means we will start the day later, because Celsius Standard Time is f***ed, but that's fine. @Rebels57 is on deck, and that's fine since today is Saturday, but don't be surprised if and when he wanders in here covered in bruises after his re-education re: tagging. @BernieParent is on the lido deck, and that's always fine, but I do wonder if all of our kind regard and deep respect for him aren't one day going to make him snap and turn and hand out beatings just to show that he's not anybody's stuffed animal to snuggle. Like when the hockey starts out there, don't be surprised if and when he hands you your ass. BiggE is on the lido afterdeck. I am 100% sure he is, or will soon be, wasted.

Last night I started watching "All About Lily Chou Chou" (2001), but the subtitles I found, one after the other after the other, were f***ed. So I turned on "Drive My Car" (2021), but I couldn't concentrate, because I had planned to watch the other film, and I wanted to really savor both of them. So I stopped it, went and downloaded a different version of "Lily," and did a deeper dive until I found the right subtitles.

I have been waiting a long time to watch this, and I can't really say that I was necessarily mesmerized. It's from the very early days of the internet, and message boards - like "The Orange and Black" days of message boards - and the beginning is an epileptic's nightmare, as texts from a discussion forum about the titular (phrasing) band flash on the screen between shots of the protagonist standing in a field of rice listening to their music. It eventually settles down, thank f***, to tell the story of the kid's troubled teenage years and the grim reality of how circumstances can warp personalities and destroy lives. It's really very heavy on either side of the more gentle "Before" flashback that takes up the film's center. The child actors, called upon to "be natural," are really, really good. But like I said - it's heavy, man.

Hopefully the sun f***s off while I still have an iota of eyesight left. If you can see this, enjoy your day.

If my pick isn't up by 3 PM when i'm done work then just skip me because I won't able to pick until after my Sunday hangover subsides and who knows how long that will take, yaknowhatImean?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If my pick isn't up by 3 PM when i'm done work then just skip me because I won't able to pick until after my Sunday hangover subsides and who knows how long that will take, yaknowhatImean?

I do know what you mean. And I will cut you.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The Seattle Sockeyes feel a bit icky choosing an Earth Prime Maple Leaf, but are thrilled to select Clone Auston Matthews, at centre.

@Rebels57, how messed up is it that this is a player we wouldn't even know if Gary Bettman wasn't so adamant about putting an NHL team in Arizona?

 

[Rebels57]

At work so i'll keep this short, sweet, and most importantly, tag @BernieParent to go after me so Cap doesn't cut me

Taking another Clone of a personal favorite, PAVEL DATSYUK

Fog Clone Whores

C - PAVEL DATSYUK
RW - JAROMIR JAGR
G - PATRICK ROY

 

[BiggE]

Here in Methgators country, we will refer to our cloned players as Clones hittin’ bones.

You’re welcome

 

[ajgoal]

Whoever told you that this was a democracy lied to you.

It was. We just voted to let you and HC have the headaches of full control.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It was. We just voted to let you and HC have the headaches of full control.

I brought you into this world so help me god I’ll take you out of it.

 

[ajgoal]

I brought you into this world so help me god I’ll take you out of it.

Does it mean I won't have to be a Flyers fan anymore?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Does it mean I won't have to be a Flyers fan anymore?

No. You’ll be stuck in Earth Prime.

I was referring to the Quackverse.