NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

[BiggE]

Hey @Captain Dave Poulin , the Methgators aren’t taking any mulligans so our next pick will be our final one for this phase.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@pit you can go if you want.

 

[Hurricane28]

Catching up. Horror movie character: Ghostface. Or as I like to know him as, what 1/3 of kids were for Halloween when I was growing up. (I was Spiderman for 4 consecutive years).

 

[pit]

Getting in something quick so that @Beef Invictus doesn't get bored even though I know this will boomerang back to me when I'm not ready.

Let's get into some crappy old hockey related categories.

Our Team Cheerleader will be taking on some additional responsibilities to help Coach Mike Sullivan.

Team Double Timer: Ted Lasso - Team Assistant Coach

@Beef Invictus , do you like this?

 

[Beef Invictus]

This time your pick does not have anything to do with mine at all! That is OK! Innocent Pit! Sweet, dear Pit! Cloven pit! Bespoked Pit! Fragrant Pit!

For my next pick that is my pick, the MUTINEERS take A MULLIGAN

I have considered that our purpose here to is to draft things into our universe. Things to bring with us when we leave. This means when we pick our pet peeve, we are introducing that shit into this universe and making it a worse place for ourselves. As such, I no longer wish to bring in people who drive with their flashers on. No, that's nothing but downside for me. I do have another PET PEEVE though, one that isn't so thoroughly dreadful but is instead mostly dreadful:

Jelly. f***ing. Bellies.

I love these things as much as I despise these things. Eating them drives me insane and feels like a massive chore, but I will always eat them, and that's part of why I hate them: give them to me and I have to eat them, every Easter I am gifted misery. In the past I would just pick out all the good flavors. But then at the end I'd be left with a literal sack of sugary shit to eat, a bag of misery. So now I just blindly grab a handful and try to sort them from worst to best, but it still means I'm eating at least several nonsense trash flavors. Popcorn? f*** no. Burnt Toast, or whatever that brown one is? God help me. Licorice, Cinnamon? Woeful 19th century trash. I hate plowing through all those terrible things to eat the brilliant things. Most of the time I am eating these things I'm angry. But I have to eat them. I am compelled.

You ever try eating these watching a movie in the dark? That's depraved stuff. There's no warning. Why the hell were they made this way? Why would they add all these bad flavors on purpose? What masochist does such a thing to human beings?

@Beef Invictus is next

 

[Beef Invictus]

For our next pick, THE DC MUTINEERS are making A DOUBLE TIMER.

Sebastian Coe, destructor of track and field, crafter of biased rulings targeting specific runners, woefully corrupt shitlord, architect of the worst rule in sports, mangler of jump events, will double as TEAM URINAL CAKE EATER

It is his job to eat all the URINAL CAKES after every single event. I have spoken.

Wondrous @pit ! Biblically accurate pit! Spiritual pit! Majestic pit! Meteoric pit!

 

[BiggE]

This time your pick does not have anything to do with mine at all! That is OK! Innocent Pit! Sweet, dear Pit! Cloven pit! Bespoked Pit! Fragrant Pit!

For my next pick that is my pick, the MUTINEERS take A MULLIGAN

I have considered that our purpose here to is to draft things into our universe. Things to bring with us when we leave. This means when we pick our pet peeve, we are introducing that shit into this universe and making it a worse place for ourselves. As such, I no longer wish to bring in people who drive with their flashers on. No, that's nothing but downside for me. I do have another PET PEEVE though, one that isn't so thoroughly dreadful but is instead mostly dreadful:

Jelly. f***ing. Bellies.

I love these things as much as I despise these things. Eating them drives me insane and feels like a massive chore, but I will always eat them, and that's part of why I hate them: give them to me and I have to eat them, every Easter I am gifted misery. In the past I would just pick out all the good flavors. But then at the end I'd be left with a literal sack of sugary shit to eat, a bag of misery. So now I just blindly grab a handful and try to sort them from worst to best, but it still means I'm eating at least several nonsense trash flavors. Popcorn? f*** no. Burnt Toast, or whatever that brown one is? God help me. Licorice, Cinnamon? Woeful 19th century trash. I hate plowing through all those terrible things to eat the brilliant things. Most of the time I am eating these things I'm angry. But I have to eat them. I am compelled.

You ever try eating these watching a movie in the dark? That's depraved stuff. There's no warning. Why the hell were they made this way? Why would they add all these bad flavors on purpose? What masochist does such a thing to human beings?

@Beef Invictus is next

Whoever decided that licorice should be a jellybean flavor should be flogged.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Whoever decided that licorice should be a jellybean flavor should be flogged.

The only thing more baneful than its existence is my need to eat it.

 

[pit]

I could put a lot of thought into Team Actress, or I could just pair someone up with my Team Actor, who I know he has chemistry with.

Funny, smart and pretty. The Quackverse could use some more of that.

Also, you get someone who makes gifs like this between takes.

Spoiler: To preserve Bernie's good opinion of me

Team Actress: Alison Brie

@JojoTheWhale,

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I have been awake since Monday morning, so I’ll get this one in now and the other when I regain consciousness.

Candy Cummings will be pulling Double Duty as our Team Facial Hair. Can you imagine how much moonshine it took to grow that mustachio?

@Lord Defect I’d rather sleep than think of a witty lead-in.

 

[Lord Defect]

Sorry for my absence, am I up for two?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This guy on Sports Center right now cannot be for real. This has to be a joke.

Sorry for my absence, am I up for two?

Yes, your dumb ass should pick two dumb things, and you are not forgiven. If and when this moron does that, @DancingPanther can go. followed by @Strawberry Fields and Rebels57. @JojoTheWhale can go with his pick anytime after he wakes up.

I finished "Spiral" season eight yesterday, and I think it is finished forever. Rest in Peace, great one. I started "Tomorrow" since it is now close to being finished, but I don't have anything to say about it yet - I'll tell you more tomorrow. See what I did there?

Now watch what I do here - I don't have anything urgent to report, so I am going to post this so milord knows that it is his turn. Talk to you later.

 

[Lord Defect]

Greatest game

All you losers are taking games that overall are meaningless. For our game we are going back to the childhood of a young Defect, about the age of 12 or so.
Young Defect was a 2nd baseman, and a hell of one to boot if we do say do ourselves. That year we had an undefeated season leading up to and through the championship, but this specific game was maybe two games shy of the playoffs.
Nothing spectacular happened fielding for the majority of the game for little Defect, hitting was sufficient, singles and doubles, until the bottom of the 8th. One out, one runner on first, the batter hits a line drive right at D for an easy double play retiring the inning.
Bottom of the 9th with a man on first and second. The batter hit a head level screaming line drive right to the second base bag, our sensational second baseman snags it at the last second. The runners did not expect it or see it. One out in the air, one out standing on second base as the ball was caught, one out running down the running who realized too late in his dash to advance then attempt to retreat to first.
No pro game will match up to the exhilaration of being part of a double play in one inning and then a solo triple play the next. Young Defect ended his champion season with a massive MVP trophy to help seal the memory.

 

[Lord Defect]

Our mulligan will be our team currency. We will be changing from GI Joes to @Captain Dave Poulin ‘s rage. With technology from our team historical figure; Nikola Tesla, and assisted by our team wildcard; Merlin, Cap’s Rage TM can be mined like bitcoin and it appears in the digital wallets of those who cause Cap to rage. Self rage yields no results.
The Stay Pufts stand to become multi trillionaires by June first 2022.

We have no clue who is up.

This guy on Sports Center right now cannot be for real. This has to be a joke.

Yes, your dumb ass should pick two dumb things, and you are not forgiven. If and when this moron does that, @DancingPanther can go. followed by @Strawberry Fields and Rebels57. @JojoTheWhale can go with his pick anytime after he wakes up.

I finished "Spiral" season eight yesterday, and I think it is finished forever. Rest in Peace, great one. I started "Tomorrow" since it is now close to being finished, but I don't have anything to say about it yet - I'll tell you more tomorrow. See what I did there?

Now watch what I do here - I don't have anything urgent to report, so I am going to post this so milord knows that it is his turn. Talk to you later.

Wait, these ramblings of a senile octogenarian contain important things sometimes? I’ll be damned.

 

[pit]

Our mulligan will be our team currency. We will be changing from GI Joes to @Captain Dave Poulin ‘s rage. With technology from our team historical figure; Nikola Tesla, and assisted by our team wildcard; Merlin, Cap’s Rage TM can be mined like bitcoin and it appears in the digital wallets of those who cause Cap to rage. Self rage yields no results.
The Stay Pufts stand to become multi trillionaires by June first 2022.

We have no clue who is up.


Wait, these ramblings of a senile octogenarian contain important things sometimes? I’ll be damned.

There's a reason people use gold as a currency instead of igneous rocks. Gold is rare. Cap's rage is not. You'll need a wheelbarrow to go to the store to buy a can of coke.

Cap's rage has value but not as a currency.

 

[Striiker]

Greatest game

All you losers are taking games that overall are meaningless. For our game we are going back to the childhood of a young Defect, about the age of 12 or so.
Young Defect was a 2nd baseman, and a hell of one to boot if we do say do ourselves. That year we had an undefeated season leading up to and through the championship, but this specific game was maybe two games shy of the playoffs.
Nothing spectacular happened fielding for the majority of the game for little Defect, hitting was sufficient, singles and doubles, until the bottom of the 8th. One out, one runner on first, the batter hits a line drive right at D for an easy double play retiring the inning.
Bottom of the 9th with a man on first and second. The batter hit a head level screaming line drive right to the second base bag, our sensational second baseman snags it at the last second. The runners did not expect it or see it. One out in the air, one out standing on second base as the ball was caught, one out running down the running who realized too late in his dash to advance then attempt to retreat to first.
No pro game will match up to the exhilaration of being part of a double play in one inning and then a solo triple play the next. Young Defect ended his champion season with a massive MVP trophy to help seal the memory.

And how does this relate to Briere?

 

[DancingPanther]

Can horror movie character count as a horror series character

 

[Lord Defect]

And how does this relate to Briere?

He asked me to sign my baseball card after the game.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Can horror movie character count as a horror series character

No, I don't think so.

 

[DancingPanther]

No, I don't think so.

Ok

In that case we're going with DICK HALLORANN from the Shining. The Shine would do us well in the quack verse. Hallorann would be able to shine strategic information from our opponents without them even realizing. We could also have funny silent conversations within our own brains. RIP Hallorann, he was a good guy

@Strawberry Fields have you seen Polythene Pam?

 

[Lord Defect]

There's a reason people use gold as a currency instead of igneous rocks. Gold is rare. Cap's rage is not. You'll need a wheelbarrow to go to the store to buy a can of coke.

Cap's rage has value but not as a currency.

That’s fine, we have oxygen as our wildcard 2. We just didn’t want cap to profit from his rage.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That’s fine, we have oxygen as our wildcard 2. We just didn’t want cap to profit from his rage.

That oxygen pick is the very dumbest thing I have ever seen. Not just in here, but anywhere. The rage pick is dumb, too. You are dumb.

 

[Lord Defect]

That oxygen pick is the very dumbest thing I have ever seen. Not just in here, but anywhere. The rage pick is dumb, too. You are dumb.

Keep raging, fill my coffers.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Skip me until Sunday please

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Rebels57 you can go anytime. Ditto to @JojoTheWhale.