NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

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Yesterday was not a good day in sports, but at least Leeds stayed up. I'm famous for finding silver linings, innit.

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Yesterday was a day for bald frauds and oil cheats to pantomime human emotion and celebrate the success of their cheating. That's all I'll say on the matter.

We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock with one pick. Then we have @Young Sandwich on deck with four picks to pick once he is done picking the crabs out of his proverbial crab shack. Then we have @Asnito on the lido deck with one pick and a bottomless reservoir of confusion. Then we have Rebels57's drunk ass on the lido afterdeck with one pick to pick. And guess who has to make a make-up pick after ignoring me yesterday? I'll give you a hint - he's related to me by birth and blood.

There's something very, very, very embarrassing about a huge phony headcase acting overwhelmed with joy for the cameras. That's all I'll say on the matter.

I'm on to season eight of "Spiral" and there was a spot of hilariously shitty French driving in it. It is so satisfying to consume, I can't even tell you. It's such a tremendous series. It reminds me massively of "NYPD Blue" and always has - that's a very good thing. The one lead, Gilou, is kind of a Gallic fireplug, a battered tough guy who looks like he has spent his life boxing with his bare fists against other Gallic fireplugs. Yet for some reason, he seems to be attractive to the ladies. I can't understand it, but this follows in a long line of monsters being desired by the opposite sex. Rod Stewart? Gordon Ramsay? The f***? Luckily, we don't have to understand it. Also luckily, there are too many fish in the sea to worry if one of these walleyed ladies prefers a beast to a charming and adorable regular man - we just move on to the next one.
 
I am disgusted to be back in the real world this week. Just absolutely disgusted. Here are a plethora of picks to distract me from working for a little bit longer.

I already have the voice of the greatest cover song ever performed in Jeff Buckley, so figured I might as well branch out a bit and go back to the good old days.



Team Cover Song - Steppin' Stone by Minor Threat
 
Most of my pet peeves are driving-related and have already been scooped up in some form or another. People are serious assholes on the road. That said, there is one other thing that can get my blood boiling in that same regard. Something that can turn otherwise seemingly good people into hateful dicks. Something that can divide people like they are oil and water. The hate flows from all directions, whether you believe it or not. Something has to change here, and the QV might be the glimmer of hope we need to ignite that changespark. Go ahead and tell me this isn't a real pet peeve and see how quickly your face is pushed through the back of your head.


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Team Pet Peeve - Politics
 
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I am quite surprised to see this gentleman still available despite several categories passing through that he would be perfect for. I may be the only person on this board who understood every word he said in this scene and I respect the hell out of it.




Team Screenwriter - Christopher Guest
 
LISTEN HERE

No one likes the intermission shows. No one. They always have some insufferable asshole who thinks he (or she) knows all there is to know about hockey sit in the middle of an insufferable former mediocre player from however long ago and some insufferable bullshitter beat writer and they do their decades out of date "analysis" and they roll out their tropes and they waste all of our oxygen saying the same 14 cliches and the insufferable asshole who sits between those 2 insufferable bozos offers nothing other than general assholeism, annoying laughs, and corny segues.

Our intermission show is going to be two six minute segments separated by one commercial break of Snoop Dogg (that's the muthaf***in D-O-double G, not Snoop Dog the Puppy, hat extraordinaire and Plat team Bird) blazing a j and, by himself, laughing at and joking/ranting about various plays/people in the stands/anything else. THAT is muhf***in tv, cuh. It will be broadcast in arena on the jumbotron as well as TV, and all relevant social media platforms

Team Double Timer: Snoop Dogg as Team Intermission Host

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Category: Kaiju (That isn't Kong or Godzilla)
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LISTEN HERE

No one likes the intermission shows. No one. They always have some insufferable asshole who thinks he (or she) knows all there is to know about hockey sit in the middle of an insufferable former mediocre player from however long ago and some insufferable bullshitter beat writer and they do their decades out of date "analysis" and they roll out their tropes and they waste all of our oxygen saying the same 14 cliches and the insufferable asshole who sits between those 2 insufferable bozos offers nothing other than general assholeism, annoying laughs, and corny segues.

Our intermission show is going to be two six minute segments separated by one commercial break of Snoop Dogg (that's the muthaf***in D-O-double G, not Snoop Dog the Puppy, hat extraordinaire and Plat team Bird) blazing a j and, by himself, laughing at and joking/ranting about various plays/people in the stands/anything else. THAT is muhf***in tv, cuh. It will be broadcast in arena on the jumbotron as well as TV, and all relevant social media platforms

Team Double Timer: Snoop Dogg as Team Intermission Host

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To be clear, I liked the G-rated version of this post.
 
Lord, I am begging you - beer me strength.

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We start the day with ... gah, for f***'s sake. :facepalm:

We start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock, @JojoTheWhale on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and Biff on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make for the current phase, along with a bunch of stuff he still hasn't given me to fill in #Boxes, including his rival. My brother is going to be in Florida until Friday, so basically I am going to get nothing but negative attention the rest of the week, which is just, you know, awesome.

Luckily, one of the morons on "Spiral" crashed his car in Paris in last night's episode, so that was great. That croaking chicken is still at it every time I see her, so that was fun and stupid. I opened Terraria the other day to deal with my rage, so I may play some of that today, or just goof off in AoE II destroying shit. I don't know. What plans do you guys have today? JK, I don't want to know.

Have a pleasant day.
 
Lord, I am begging you - beer me strength.

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We start the day with ... gah, for f***'s sake. :facepalm:

We start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock, @JojoTheWhale on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and Biff on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make for the current phase, along with a bunch of stuff he still hasn't given me to fill in #Boxes, including his rival. My brother is going to be in Florida until Friday, so basically I am going to get nothing but negative attention the rest of the week, which is just, you know, awesome.

Luckily, one of the morons on "Spiral" crashed his car in Paris in last night's episode, so that was great. That croaking chicken is still at it every time I see her, so that was fun and stupid. I opened Terraria the other day to deal with my rage, so I may play some of that today, or just goof off in AoE II destroying shit. I don't know. What plans do you guys have today? JK, I don't want to know.

Have a pleasant day.

Skip me if I come up before 8:30 PM Eastern. I'm offline until then.
 
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