NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

[ajgoal]

Ok, she moved above ajdog in the power rankings. (And sniped the shit out of me.)

YOU MAY NOT DRAFT MY SO

That's taking the rivalry too far

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I may be the only one living free of shackles. And it feels GOOD.

You’re shackled to me.

 

[mja]

My wife is completely unaware of the Quackverse's existence. She's a fine woman, but she would never understand this.

 

[ajgoal]

You’re shackled to me.

Only when you're not ignoring him

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Hooooold up, this is the third time I’m the last few days I’ve seen someone screenshot a post and send it to their wife…

This is a safe space, right? We don’t talk about fight club outside of fight club, right? No snitching, right?

Fight Club was my Spite Movie, so now I'm contractually obligated to share this specific post with her.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Only when you're not ignoring him

Damn. That’s cold.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I didn't know you wanted a treatise on tattoos, dinosaurs, and/or crocheting, but we're all growing every day.

#Levels

 

[BiggE]

Without giving too much away, how many of us have significant others?

Significant others make the picks draft!

My wife usually just walks by shaking her head, and muttering “Methgators really?” under her breath

 

[BernieParent]

This whole draft has been a constant discussion point with Mrs. Parent and my daughter; the latter has gotten a kick out of many categories and has made several suggestions.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Now I want to know the ratio of disgusted:intrigued of all the SO's in regards to the Montreal Sexpos. Or maybe I don't.

 

[Striiker]

Fight Club was my Spite Movie, so now I'm contractually obligated to share this specific post with her.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Now I want to know the ratio of disgusted:intrigued of all the SO's in regards to the Montreal Sexpos. Or maybe I don't.

We don’t kink shame here so...

 

[Lord Defect]

Versatility is the most important thing a sports organization can value. A well managed team must be open to self-transformation. Adapt or die.

The Honolulu Ghibli name as our Team Horror Movie Character: The Thing

Oh, it's so excited to hear its name called!

Look at that smile! Dreams do come true.

*****

@mja -- can I have a blood sample?

Pick of the round, top 5 pick of the draft. Easily my favorite movie. I hate you.

Team Card Monster: Adam Bomb

Going old school here. We didn't have Pokemon or Magic back in my day, but we did have the awesome Garbage Pail Kids, and Master Bomb here was featured prominently on the packaging. They sold packs at every corner store for like 50 cents, and I had hundreds if not thousands of them

Incidentally, the sticker card seen here was apparently sold for over 7K. Don't mind me, I'm just going to hop in my DeLorean and travel back to 1985 to punch 10 year old me in the face, but I'll be back in time for my next pick. That is, unless I run out of plutonium. Then I'll be f***ed. And without internet access.

@Captain Dave Poulin, you were too old for the GPKs, weren't you?

This is outside the box thinking. Well done

 

[Magua]

Easily my favorite movie. I hate you.

are you going to stab me too

 

[Striiker]

are you going to stab me too

 

[Lord Defect]

Without giving too much away, how many of us have significant others?

Significant others make the picks draft!

My wife has contributed begrudgingly quite a few times. She thinks it’s stupid as hell, until there’s a category she’s all about.

 

[Lord Defect]

are you going to stab me too

I don’t need to, I’ll just snipe you at my convenience

 

[Lord Defect]

This year is also the 40th anniversary of The Thing. I’ll be seeing it in the theaters in July. Finally.

 

[Lord Defect]

My wife said we’re all stupid and this is the type of shit kids do in third grade. Remember, she just told me to draft curly fries lol.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Cover Song

One Step Beyond by Madness



Original by Prince Buster



@BernieParent

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You know what I thought of out of nowhere? How the f*** did that "Hard Party Start Party!" song by Andrew W.K. ever get played? The f***?

We start the day with @BernieParent on the clock. He has to pick everything except fries. @BiggE is on deck. He has to pick everything except fries. @Hollywood Cannon is on the lido deck. He has to pick everything except fries. GKJ is on the lido afterdeck. He has to pick everything except fries. That run on fries was the biggest run we have ever had in here, and by quite a distance (I think). I didn't anticipate that happening, but only because I didn't think about any of them too hard in terms of runs. It's entirely in character for this crowd to do that, though - nothing on this forum elicits more of an impassioned, dumb response than food takes. I'm not sure how you guys can live with so many rules. I'm a rebel - I break rules for fun. I beat my own drummer, innit. JK, check out my drummer - who could beat her? She rules.

Have you ever noticed how closely James Harden resembles a woodchuck hand puppet? It's uncanny. Member that suit he wore that was made out of pieces of other suits glued together? He might have brain damage. No offense, milord. I'll say this, though - at least he's not "European," like a carryall or that monster Vicioustuna. You know who else is a monster? That Brooks Lopez. Holy f***ing shit. I didn't even know Valiantturd existed until about a month ago, but I have seen that Frankenstein in Milwaukee several times. So f***ing gross. This is what happens when hockey repels you so hard that you watch the f***ing NBA - every day turns into Fright Night.

Luckily it is daytime, and raining, so get comfortable and enjoy your picks.

 

[BernieParent]

"In our profession -- other than owning a sports franchise -- the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks deal in depth with words every day. We are extremely concerned with meaning, context, style, definitions, and messages both overt and implied. At the same time, we fully recognize that English is an ... umm ... imperfect language, derived from a host of other languages, that continues to (d)evolve with each successive generation. However, we are currently in a time when, as with too many vices, word misuse and wrong grammar are encouraged and celebrated. People in professional capacities too often put their lack of knowledge about language on display:

"We won't even get into the Great Merriam-Webster's "Literally" Debacle, even though they supported their ironic definition here.

"We therefore select Poor Grammar and Spelling as our Team Pet Peeve.

"We turn, yet again, to the owner of the franchise that is the poster child for failure of the public education system, @BiggE."

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@BernieParent great pick there, compadre.

@BiggE is up.

 

[Beef Invictus]

My wife said we’re all stupid and this is the type of shit kids do in third grade. Remember, she just told me to draft curly fries lol.

Do you want me to beat up your wife

 

[BiggE]

Only the Devils favorite son can announce the official card game monster of the demonic Jacksonville Methgators!

So, welcome to Jacksonville, from the fiery depths of hell, THE BARBED DEVIL!!

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rythiae/images/e/e2/Barbed_Devil_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20160128175236

@Hollywood Cannon , enter Hades and choose wisely!

Couldn’t get the pic of the DnD barbed devil to copy properly. Oh well, I blame Cuck.