NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

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"In our profession -- other than owning a sports franchise -- the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks deal in depth with words every day. We are extremely concerned with meaning, context, style, definitions, and messages both overt and implied. At the same time, we fully recognize that English is an ... umm ... imperfect language, derived from a host of other languages, that continues to (d)evolve with each successive generation. However, we are currently in a time when, as with too many vices, word misuse and wrong grammar are encouraged and celebrated. People in professional capacities too often put their lack of knowledge about language on display:

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"We won't even get into the Great Merriam-Webster's "Literally" Debacle, even though they supported their ironic definition here.

"We therefore select Poor Grammar and Spelling as our Team Pet Peeve.

"We turn, yet again, to the owner of the franchise that is the poster child for failure of the public education system, @BiggE."
Our team musician has a song for that:

 
The Desert Ducks will bring their attention to the Team Card Game Monster category for their next selection. The selection that we would have liked to select was already taken as a Team Mythological Figure of a defunct franchise but luckily for us the Quackverse is based off of #Levels. There are a few different directions we could go with this monster but we decided to go with the craziest and wackiest of them all.

With all of that said... we're going to select Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh.

It's not the strongest or the most powerful monster that we chose here but instead the homer pick and the one that we enjoyed the most.

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@GKJ it's time to duel
 
I've been struggling to focus, but I'm going to sneak a makeup pick in here:

He wrote one of the quintessential coming-of-age movies of the 80s, starring a baby Tom Cruise: Taps.

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Team screenwriter: Robert Mark Kamen
 
The Desert Ducks will bring their attention to the Team Card Game Monster category for their next selection. The selection that we would have liked to select was already taken as a Team Mythological Figure of a defunct franchise but luckily for us the Quackverse is based off of #Levels. There are a few different directions we could go with this monster but we decided to go with the craziest and wackiest of them all.

With all of that said... we're going to select Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh.

It's not the strongest or the most powerful monster that we chose here but instead the homer pick and the one that we enjoyed the most.

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@GKJ it's time to duel
Fantastic pick
 
I don’t like horror movies, and I don’t watch them. So it would behoove me to get one of the biggest names I can get, and go with this since this is one of my best friend’s all time favorite horror movie characters: Freddy Kruger


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I don’t know who is going @ajgoal said he’d catch up later so it might put @Young Sandwich up
 
Anyone with a brain would be able to see this one coming.

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We're talking about a sex-obsessed alien/human hybrid (played by Natasha Henstridge) whose only purpose is to mate with a perfect human specimen and have cute little alien babies. I was 12 when this movie came out, and it absolutely blew my mind. Obviously I wasn't allowed to see it, but I stumbled upon it on HBO late one night and I'm pretty sure it turned me into a man.

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Team Horror Movie Character - Sil (Species)

@Asnito Woman is a danger cat
 
Anyone with a brain would be able to see this one coming.

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We're talking about a sex-obsessed alien/human hybrid (played by Natasha Henstridge) whose only purpose is to mate with a perfect human specimen and have cute little alien babies. I was 12 when this movie came out, and it absolutely blew my mind. Obviously I wasn't allowed to see it, but I stumbled upon it on HBO late one night and I'm pretty sure it turned me into a man.

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Team Horror Movie Character - Sil (Species)

@Asnito Woman is a danger cat
While a quality choice for you... there’s a better choice out there for you perverts in this category.

A movie that I’ve talked about a few times over the years. The most absurd premise for a movie I’ve ever witnessed.
 
While a quality choice for you... there’s a better choice out there for you perverts in this category.

A movie that I’ve talked about a few times over the years. The most absurd premise for a movie I’ve ever witnessed.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'd love to know once everyone picks from this category.
 
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[TR]
[TD]HOST[/TD]
[TD][/TD]

[TD]RIVAL[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Allentown Attack[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Chicago Chimpanzees[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Las Vegas Desert Ducks[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Honolulu Ghibli[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Jacksonville Methgators[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Jacksonville Methgators[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Tampa Bay Firesticks[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Las Vegas Desert Ducks[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Providence Platypi[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha![/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Quebec Lapins[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Los Angeles Whalers[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]New York M.A.D. Cats[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Montreal Sexpos[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Quebec Lapins[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Allentown Attack[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]New York M.A.D. Cats[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Montreal Sexpos[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Philadelphia Villains[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]New York M.A.D. Cats[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Portland Fog[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]St. Paul Stay Pufts[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Providence Platypi[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Las Vegas Desert Ducks[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Quebec Lapins[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Montreal Sexpos[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Seattle Sockeyes[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Vancouver Beavers[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]St. Paul Stay Pufts[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Tijuana Toads[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Tampa Bay Firesticks[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Jacksonville Methgators[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Tijuana Toads[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]St. Paul Stay Pufts[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Vancouver Beavers[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]Seattle Sockeyes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Virginia Beach Surge[/TD]
[TD]vs[/TD]
[TD]St. Paul Stay Pufts[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

From Phase Thirteen which was one phase before the rival owner.
 
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