NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Hollywood Cannon]

Star Wars, Harry Potter, and The Mummy (shout out to the Official Team Explorer of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks, Rick O’Connell) all on while college football is on.

Ya hate to see it.

 

[BernieParent]

Team element

Back burner.

 

[BernieParent]

Team Shoulda-Been Band - i.e., a talented band with a small, brief bit of success but faded quicker than they should have for whatever reason.

 

[pit]

Alright, I'm stepping in as the hero and making a pick.

There's some fitting anthems in here so far, but I'm going more traditional and making a choice specifically about our team's city.

Team Anthem: Chicago

This tune is written by Fred Fisher (and not Frank Sinatra as some people may think), so I'm not treading on any toes. But imagine a velvet-throated crooner in here performing it anyway...

Team Anthem Singer: Tony Bennett

Oh wait, why imagine. Here it is.



@Striiker , I bet your bottom dollar you'll have some fun in Chicago.

 

[BiggE]

Team Shoulda-Been Band - i.e., a talented band with a small, brief bit of success but faded quicker than they should have for whatever reason.

Like it, got 2 in mind.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Team Shoulda-Been Band - i.e., a talented band with a small, brief bit of success but faded quicker than they should have for whatever reason.

I hate to pick tip here but I’m gonna take @Striiker in this category.

 

[Striiker]

I hate to pick tip here but I’m gonna take @Striiker in this category.

I was hacked during every instance you’re thinking of.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

By the way, @Young Sandwich - "Sara Excellent"? What the f*** are we doing, just making shit up?

 

[Striiker]

Anthem Singer - Man in Spider-man Costume

Anthem - Tequila by The Champs

Here's his audition tape. Hired him on the spot.



@Hollywood Cannon

 

[Young Sandwich]

By the way, @Young Sandwich - "Sara Excellent"? What the f*** are we doing, just making shit up?

Apparently. I don't know shit about her other than she has a great voice.

We will ask her to shorten it to S.Excellent.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Apparently. I don't know shit about her other than she has a great voice.

We will ask her to shorten it to S.Excellent.

You disgust me. Great post.

Anthem Singer - Man in Spider-man Costume

Anthem - Tequila by The Champs

Here's his audition tape. Hired him on the spot.



@Hollywood Cannon

Your relationship with music is tragic.

 

[Lord Defect]

Team Shoulda-Been Band - i.e., a talented band with a small, brief bit of success but faded quicker than they should have for whatever reason.

Oh I got a good one for this

 

[Striiker]

Your relationship with music is tragic.

You’re lucky I didn’t pick this. You better believe I considered it for lore and anti-Cap reasons.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You’re lucky I didn’t pick this. You better believe I considered it for lore and anti-Cap reasons.

I have a mostly positive feeling about Vin Diesel. Because he's not Dwayne, and he hates Dwayne almost as much as I do.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks will use this pick to make a selection that literally no one else is even allowed to make so we easily could have waited until the end of the phase to make it but it’s just that GOAT tier that we have to make it now.

We are talking about the Team Anthem category and we’re going to select our Team One Hit Wonder II song, Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison.

Now you’re probably thinking “well that’s not the greatest pick the Quackverse’s history” and you’d be right. It’s all about who will be performing and putting on the show while the anthem is being sang and for that we turn our attention to the GOAT… Mac.

Now you’re probably saying to yourself “who the hell is Mac?” Well Mac is my dog. The goodest of boys. He became a bit of a celebrity on here during the bubble run with our cookie pics after Flyers wins. A tradition that a certain total bottom has sabotaged. Doggo victory pics are the way.

We are going to use this opportunity to preserve the GOAT dog and bring him to the Quackverse with us.

While the anthem is being performed this little goofball will be brought out to do whatever the hell he wants. Maybe some games he’ll have the zoomies. Maybe some games he’ll just wanna sleep. Maybe some games he’ll wanna bite some kneecaps. Who knows. It’s Mac’s world and we’re just living in it.

Sco Mac. Sco Desert Ducks.



@Chuck Downie good luck following that one up.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks will use this pick to make a selection that literally no one else is even allowed to make so we easily could have waited until the end of the phase to make it but it’s just that GOAT tier that we have to make it now.

We are talking about the Team Anthem category and we’re going to select our Team One Hit Wonder II song, Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison.

Now you’re probably thinking “well that’s not the greatest pick the Quackverse’s history” and you’d be right. It’s all about who will be performing and putting on the show while the anthem is being sang and for that we turn our attention to the GOAT… Mac.

Now you’re probably saying to yourself “who the hell is Mac?” Well Mac is my dog. The goodest of boys. He became a bit of a celebrity on here during the bubble run with our cookie pics after Flyers wins. A tradition that a certain total bottom has sabotaged. Doggo victory pics are the way.

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We are going to use this opportunity to preserve the GOAT dog and bring him to the Quackverse with us.

While the anthem is being performed this little goofball will be brought out to do whatever the hell he wants. Maybe some games he’ll have the zoomies. Maybe some games he’ll just wanna sleep. Maybe some games he’ll wanna bite some kneecaps. Who knows. It’s Mac’s world and we’re just living in it.

Sco Mac. Sco Desert Ducks.



@Chuck Downie good luck following that one up.

Great dog. Great cookie. Great pick.

 

[Striiker]

I have a mostly positive feeling about Vin Diesel. Because he's not Dwayne, and he hates Dwayne almost as much as I do.

Yeah, they f***ing HATE each other.

 

[Asnito]

The Toads are currently accepting applications for anthem singer and song. PM your application with reference's. Kid Rock will not be accepted so defectives need not apply.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The Toads are currently accepting applications for anthem singer and song. PM your application with reference's. Kid Rock will not be accepted so defectives need not apply.

Three Dog Night - Joy to the World

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog ..."

 

[Asnito]

Three Dog Night - Joy to the World

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog ..."

Great, great post

 

[Striiker]

The Toads are currently accepting applications for anthem singer and song. PM your application with reference's. Kid Rock will not be accepted so defectives need not apply.

I recently learned that the song used in this scene from Fast and the Furious Tokyo drift was by Kid Rock. I had no clue.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I recently learned that the song used in this scene from Fast and the Furious Tokyo drift was by Kid Rock. I had no clue.

I used to think that was the worst of the franchise, but I really dislike the latest one (the first one with Charlize Theron).

 

[Striiker]

I used to think that was the worst of the franchise, but I really dislike the latest one (the first one with Charlize Theron).

1-5 are great.

6-9 are embarrassments

 

[ajgoal]

1-5 are great.

6-9 are embarrassments

I've only seen Hobbs and Shaw

 

[Striiker]

I've only seen Hobbs and Shaw

Literally one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.