NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Lord Defect]

I'll tell you why I am against this. Some joker is going to pick Leonard Cohen's original over Jeff Buckley's cover of "Hallelujah," and I am not going to be able to take that person seriously about anything ever again.

Or Bowies man who saved the world over nirvanas cover.
Bowie is Bowie, but his version sounds like it was recorded underwater.

 

[Asnito]

I’ve been giving this a lot of thought (no, not really, I’m just high and my mind is wandering) and here are some suggestions for future categories:

Team liquor (specific brand)

How's your grandson going to pick that?

 

[Asnito]

Our bear league team is going to need a goon. Standing 6'6" and 2255lbs, Kaleb Lawrence come on down.

@Young Sandwich stop looking at your pictures from the trip to Hedonism and make a pick.

 

[Young Sandwich]

The official anthem of the Sexpos was a super easy selection that was made a bit harder when I realized Marvin Gaye was previously taken by someone with a death wish. Whoever it was can sleep easy though, because it led me to discover this absolutely stunning female voice that does Marvin the justice he deserves.




Team Anthem and Singer - Let's Get It On by Sara Excellent

You tryna get it on @mja ?

Now back to my regularly scheduled weekend programming:

 

[BiggE]

How's your grandson going to pick that?

I’ll supply him with options

 

[Young Sandwich]

Possible new categories while I wait for the bugs to show up:

Team Slow Dance Song
Team Nut
Team Potato Chip
Team Tree
Team Children's Toy
Team Vegetable
Team Bug
Team Arcade Game

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Possible new categories while I wait for the bugs to show up:

Team Slow Dance Song
Team Nut
Team Potato Chip
Team Tree
Team Children's Toy
Team Vegetable
Team Bug
Team Arcade Game

Gonna need clarification on that one knowing your franchise…

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Looks like I'm up soon, but I'll be offline for the next 36 hours, so @mja can throw to @pit and I'll catch up tomorrow night or Monday.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Gonna need clarification on that one knowing your franchise…

And the joke lands nearly immediately. Thank you for indulging me HC.

 

[ajgoal]

As always, I apologize in advance.

And now we know.

Team Potato Chip

Doritos Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch

We could also do team Doritos flavor

 

[Asnito]

We could also do team Doritos flavor

Speaking from experience, I don't think that's a door you want to open.

 

[Lord Defect]

How's your grandson going to pick that?

He’s got dibs on old grandad.

 

[Magua]

Team Painter
Team Element
Team Ancient Civilization
Team Archaic Human Species
Team Talk Show Host
Team Apple Variety
Team Children’s Book

 

[Lord Defect]

Possible new categories while I wait for the bugs to show up:

Team Slow Dance Song
Team Nut
Team Potato Chip
Team Tree
Team Children's Toy
Team Vegetable
Team Bug
Team Arcade Game

Stop giving yourself layups.

The official anthem of the Sexpos was a super easy selection that was made a bit harder when I realized Marvin Gaye was previously taken by someone with a death wish. Whoever it was can sleep easy though, because it led me to discover this absolutely stunning female voice that does Marvin the justice he deserves.




Team Anthem and Singer - Let's Get It On by Sara Excellent

You tryna get it on @mja ?

Now back to my regularly scheduled weekend programming:

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Mr Gaye is not sure if he wants to allow a song he has written to be used by another team without proper compensation

 

[Young Sandwich]

Stop giving yourself layups.


Mr Gaye is not sure if he wants to allow a song he has written to be used by another team without proper compensation

Reading comprehension my dude.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Team Painter
Team Element
Team Ancient Civilization
Team Archaic Human Species
Team Talk Show Host
Team Apple Variety
Team Children’s Book

Team element

 

[Asnito]

Team Queen

Fashion trend to ban and or take to the QV

Location to teleport your rival to.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

How about we make some damn picks instead?

 

[Lord Defect]

I’d like team phase 20

 

[BiggE]

How about we make some damn picks instead?

 

[Lord Defect]

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If it hasn’t been drafted this round yet, it’s not that important. Let’s close this one up and get moving!

 

[ajgoal]

Speaking from experience, I don't think that's a door you want to open.

You kidding? I'm kicking that shit down.

How about we make some damn picks instead?

It is a holiday weekend.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If it hasn’t been drafted this round yet, it’s not that important. Let’s close this one up and get moving!

Let's shut your f***ing hole.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You kidding? I'm kicking that shit down.

It is a holiday weekend.

None of us work.

 

[mja]

Skip me, I'll get back to it tonight or tomorrow morning. @pit