Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
I wish. This is real and a big problem.
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!
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I wish. This is real and a big problem.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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Whatever. You're the one that gets to hear his hockey takes when he's not busy being creepy.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
He doesn't have hockey takes. He just repeats whatever the team tells him to. No team, no takes.
Now I can just lock him in a room and leave him to rot.
I am lazy so I'll repeat my last choice for a different category.
For Team Pre-Game Hype Song, I choose Bob over Baghdad.
Oh, wait. Close but not quite.
Pre-Game Hype Song - Bombs over Baghdad by Outkast
@CanadianFlyer88 Don't pull the thang out unless you plan to bang
For Team Pre-Game Hype Song, I choose Bob over Baghdad.
Oh, wait. Close but not quite.
Pre-Game Hype Song - Bombs over Baghdad by Outkast
@CanadianFlyer88 Don't pull the thang out unless you plan to bang
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Stay out of my Fifth Round
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
- Mar 2, 2017
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I hope no one anywhere in the world needs indigo tissue paper anytime soon.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
We're going a different route for our trainer. As @JojoTheWhale and @Beef Invictus very well know, there's a significant chance that being skilled at darts will be necessary in the Quackverse.
With this in mind, we're onboarding someone who as been a professional for over 20 years, beginning when he was just 13 years old. He was the #1 player in the world from 2014 to 2021, when a poor run of form saw him slip to #3, where he currently sits. 2021 was the first year he didn't win a PDC title since 2012 (he has won a title in 2022).
His favourite athlete is Roger Federer and there are similarities between both in their respective fields including early success, long term dominance over their peers, and dethroning a legend for most career titles... oh, and their twin-like physiques, of course.
The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select as our team trainer, the incomparable, Michael van Gerwen.
@mja, bask in the glory of an MVG 9 darter:
With this in mind, we're onboarding someone who as been a professional for over 20 years, beginning when he was just 13 years old. He was the #1 player in the world from 2014 to 2021, when a poor run of form saw him slip to #3, where he currently sits. 2021 was the first year he didn't win a PDC title since 2012 (he has won a title in 2022).
His favourite athlete is Roger Federer and there are similarities between both in their respective fields including early success, long term dominance over their peers, and dethroning a legend for most career titles... oh, and their twin-like physiques, of course.
The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select as our team trainer, the incomparable, Michael van Gerwen.
@mja, bask in the glory of an MVG 9 darter:
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
NJFZ Team Trainer: Chad Feldheimer
He may not be the brightest guy, but you can't fault his enthusiasm.
@Young Sandwich, you think that's a Schwinn?
He may not be the brightest guy, but you can't fault his enthusiasm.
@Young Sandwich, you think that's a Schwinn?
Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
Don't get so stuck in your habits that you are afraid to be fresh.
We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @Asnito on deck, @JojoTheWhale on the lido deck with a pair, and Bernardo on the lido afterdeck. Cannon will blast his pick as soon as his office gets to his baby's sister-in-law.
This latest Chinese show isn't as good as the last one, but it's fine. Thing is, there is a ROCKET on there, seriously, and for some reason she is fixated on the one dork, and he somehow isn't interested. He's hardcore going after the other one, who is pretty bookish and boring, though good-looking enough. It's the classic case of choosing personality over looks, which you would think is beneficial to everyone. He has a similar personality to his target, and she likes him back, so he is making a smart decision. It's just that my eyes are melting when I see the rocket, and she is very sweet, and I would throw myself at her feet if I ever got within 1000 nautical miles of her, so it's hard for me to fathom (phrasing) how anyone could deny her.
Then again, I'm not there - I'm just using my eyes to watch on TV, so it's easy for my eyes to make decisions.
We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @Asnito on deck, @JojoTheWhale on the lido deck with a pair, and Bernardo on the lido afterdeck. Cannon will blast his pick as soon as his office gets to his baby's sister-in-law.
This latest Chinese show isn't as good as the last one, but it's fine. Thing is, there is a ROCKET on there, seriously, and for some reason she is fixated on the one dork, and he somehow isn't interested. He's hardcore going after the other one, who is pretty bookish and boring, though good-looking enough. It's the classic case of choosing personality over looks, which you would think is beneficial to everyone. He has a similar personality to his target, and she likes him back, so he is making a smart decision. It's just that my eyes are melting when I see the rocket, and she is very sweet, and I would throw myself at her feet if I ever got within 1000 nautical miles of her, so it's hard for me to fathom (phrasing) how anyone could deny her.
Then again, I'm not there - I'm just using my eyes to watch on TV, so it's easy for my eyes to make decisions.
Have you ever eaten a Koagie? Do you even know what a Koagie is? For the uninitiated, it's a seeded Sarcone's roll stuffed with Korean barbecue meats and topped with sesame slaw, marinated cucumbers, and a delectable Koagie sauce. We'll also be serving super crispy Korean fried chicken, bulgogi, tonkatsu, and a fully loaded Korean menu.
Team Food Truck - The Koagie Truck
Go find a Koagie to munch on @Asnito
Team Food Truck - The Koagie Truck
Go find a Koagie to munch on @Asnito
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Alright sorry for the delay. Groomsmen duties called.
So we're going to use our first make-up pick to select something in the Team Food Truck category where we're going to go back to my college days in West Philadelphia. So without further adieu we're going to select Happy Sunshine Food Truck. Now did this place have the greatest food in the world? No, no it did not. It was the typical food truck cuisine but it's the people that ran it that we want to bring to the Quackverse with us.
Utdam and his wife were amazing people. I went there most days my freshman year at Drexel and from the years onward I went less and less because I didn't live on campus anymore but every time I did walk by he remembered me and specific things about me and we had a conversation. Every single time he asked me "How's Pete?" Pete being my friend that I would go with most times during my freshman year who dropped out. The ability to see hundreds of people likely every day and remember certain things about certain strangers always stuck with me.
If somehow this was picked i'm going to slaughter you all.
Our second selection is awaiting approval.
So we're going to use our first make-up pick to select something in the Team Food Truck category where we're going to go back to my college days in West Philadelphia. So without further adieu we're going to select Happy Sunshine Food Truck. Now did this place have the greatest food in the world? No, no it did not. It was the typical food truck cuisine but it's the people that ran it that we want to bring to the Quackverse with us.
Utdam and his wife were amazing people. I went there most days my freshman year at Drexel and from the years onward I went less and less because I didn't live on campus anymore but every time I did walk by he remembered me and specific things about me and we had a conversation. Every single time he asked me "How's Pete?" Pete being my friend that I would go with most times during my freshman year who dropped out. The ability to see hundreds of people likely every day and remember certain things about certain strangers always stuck with me.
If somehow this was picked i'm going to slaughter you all.
Our second selection is awaiting approval.
JojoTheWhale
(Singing to the Horse)
- May 22, 2008
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This is a makeup pick. I'll add this to the sheets, Cap.
The Anthem category is a perfect opportunity to add a completely unhinged, but fascinating person to the New World. Please enjoy this story of his creation of a local Philadelphia landmark from 2000:
Luckily the newest M.A.D. Cat has a nice short sprint of an all-time banger. You don't want your anthem to drag.
Ol' Dirty Bastard -- Shimmy Shimmy Ya
The Anthem category is a perfect opportunity to add a completely unhinged, but fascinating person to the New World. Please enjoy this story of his creation of a local Philadelphia landmark from 2000:
ABC News said:
Luckily the newest M.A.D. Cat has a nice short sprint of an all-time banger. You don't want your anthem to drag.
Ol' Dirty Bastard -- Shimmy Shimmy Ya
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
We have received approval for our next selection...
We are going to turn our attention to the Team Spokesperson category where we will select an actor that just may be America's sweetheart and why we must reject any and all posts of those homewreckers [Redacted] and [Redacted] in the Quackverse.
We're talking of course about Jason Sudeikis. We will acknowledge that he will not be bringing the character of Ted Lasso into our franchise in any capacity.
We are going to turn our attention to the Team Spokesperson category where we will select an actor that just may be America's sweetheart and why we must reject any and all posts of those homewreckers [Redacted] and [Redacted] in the Quackverse.
We're talking of course about Jason Sudeikis. We will acknowledge that he will not be bringing the character of Ted Lasso into our franchise in any capacity.
DancingPanther
Foundational Titan
- Jun 19, 2018
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It truly amazes me just how inferior dark chocolate is to milk chocolate. It's light years
Tell us you have young tastebuds without telling us you have young tastebuds.
We have received approval for our next selection...
We are going to turn our attention to the Team Spokesperson category where we will select an actor that just may be America's sweetheart and why we must reject any and all posts of those homewreckers [Redacted] and [Redacted] in the Quackverse.
We're talking of course about Jason Sudeikis. We will acknowledge that he will not be bringing the character of Ted Lasso into our franchise in any capacity.
Also, for @Captain Dave Poulin in honour of this thread title...
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Did you take one of everything in the pharmacy before writing this
DancingPanther
Foundational Titan
- Jun 19, 2018
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I wish.
If you like dark chocolate better than milk chocolate you should be imprisoned
To be clear, I don't mean those fancy chocolate treats like in the Valentine's day boxes. If you have one of those dark chocolate squares with like raspberry filling in the middle... completely fine. I'm talking about dark chocolate bars/Hershey kisses/wilbur buds etc.
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
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The Toads will be playing a style of hockey that will inevitably lead to suspensions and controversies. We struggled with do we go with a loud and abrasive individual or soft spoken diplomatic. Alas our resident 12 year sniped my pick making my decision easy.
The Toads are happy to select from Finland Sanna Marin. She may have to give up the whole world leader gig but she's definitely experienced dealing with stupid shit.
www.nytimes.com
@JojoTheWhale are you able to bust a second one out today?
The Toads are happy to select from Finland Sanna Marin. She may have to give up the whole world leader gig but she's definitely experienced dealing with stupid shit.
Dancing Up a Political Storm (Published 2022)
The prime minister of Finland was caught on the dance floor. This is a bad thing?
@JojoTheWhale are you able to bust a second one out today?
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