NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – THANK YOU, HELLO PHASE TWENTY-SEVEN!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My beavers love being wet. It's just their nature. What am I supposed to do, not acknowledge it?

We are getting way out ahead of our skis when it comes to the missing boxes, so I want to say that @Hollywood Cannon, @Rebels57, and @Lord Defect (?) are on the clock, with @mja clear to go as well.

Yosh, lovely rainy day today. I have to hurry and get shit done so I can go get my beaver wet. Don't judge me.

 

[DancingPanther]

My beavers love being wet. It's just their nature. What am I supposed to do, not acknowledge it?

We are getting way out ahead of our skis when it comes to the missing boxes, so I want to say that @Hollywood Cannon, @Rebels57, and @Lord Defect (?) are on the clock, with @mja clear to go as well.

Yosh, lovely rainy day today. I have to hurry and get shit done so I can go get my beaver wet. Don't judge me.

It's been 95 and dry here for a month. Send rain pls

 

[ajgoal]

My beavers love being wet. It's just their nature. What am I supposed to do, not acknowledge it?

I have to hurry and get shit done so I can go get my beaver wet. Don't judge me.

Two beavers are better than one, Cap.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

My beavers love being wet. It's just their nature. What am I supposed to do, not acknowledge it?

We are getting way out ahead of our skis when it comes to the missing boxes, so I want to say that @Hollywood Cannon, @Rebels57, and @Lord Defect (?) are on the clock, with @mja clear to go as well.

Yosh, lovely rainy day today. I have to hurry and get shit done so I can go get my beaver wet. Don't judge me.

I will look at this at my earliest convenience.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yosh, same as yesterday.

"We are getting way out ahead of our skis when it comes to the missing boxes, so I want to say that @Hollywood Cannon, @Rebels57, and @Lord Defect (?) are on the clock, with @mja clear to go as well."

Blah blah blah. Yosh!

 

[Rebels57]

Been a while since i've made a pick. Insanely busy summer thus far. First world problems, I know.

I'll go with a Card Game by the name of WEREWOLF. It's a fun hidden identity game. Good for parties and gatherings. There are a lot of different versions, but i've played the one below.

"Werewolf has it all: mystery, drama, betrayal, and moments that knock you out of your chair laughing. And of course, werewolves! It’s basically the perfect party game. The goal is simple—the werewolves try to eat the villagers (without getting caught), and the villagers try to survive while catching the werewolves in the act. All you need are 7 people and some paper to get the fun going. In this article, we’ll explain how to set up and play the game, plus share a few bonus roles that you can try with your friends once you’ve mastered the art of werewolf hunting"

 

[mja]

I present to you scientist, inventor, adventurer, dog-breeder extraordinaire, ace airship pilot, obsessed psychopath, and NJFZ Team Villain:

Charles F. Muntz

 

[BernieParent]

Been a while since i've made a pick. Insanely busy summer thus far. First world problems, I know.

I'll go with a Card Game by the name of WEREWOLF. It's a fun hidden identity game. Good for parties and gatherings. There are a lot of different versions, but i've played the one below.

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"Werewolf has it all: mystery, drama, betrayal, and moments that knock you out of your chair laughing. And of course, werewolves! It’s basically the perfect party game. The goal is simple—the werewolves try to eat the villagers (without getting caught), and the villagers try to survive while catching the werewolves in the act. All you need are 7 people and some paper to get the fun going. In this article, we’ll explain how to set up and play the game, plus share a few bonus roles that you can try with your friends once you’ve mastered the art of werewolf hunting"

This was one of our absolute favourites at Youth Group, although we played the alternative Assassin with regular playing cards. Werewolf took it up a notch.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This week is cruising by.

Let's say @Hollywood Cannon, @Chuck Downie, and @CanadianFlyer88 are on the clock, with @Rebels57 on the lido deck, or something.

Here's the thing. This is our third summer, if I'm not mistaken (can you believe that shit ), and we know how it goes - people are just not around as much. It's no big deal. We are just relaxing, innit.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

An aquatic based franchise needs itself an aquatic based war movie. For this, the Seattle Sockeyes will select Crimson Tide. @Hollywood Cannon should note that this is the only appropriate reference to the Crimson Tide (the submarine in the movie is the USS Alabama).

@Rebels57

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thanks, Copernicus



I don't know how to do that lol Plus, I just started a new map.

@CanadianFlyer88 Copernicus died of pee


Edit: Wait no that was Brahe; wrong stargazer. Brahe died of pee.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ja, Midsommar was almost a month ago, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep eating Swedish meatballs.

"Let's say @Hollywood Cannon, @Chuck Downie, and @Rebels57 are on the clock, with @BernieParent on the lido deck, or something."

Things are really heating up on "My Sibling's Romance," yet strangely, my beaver isn't reacting to it. Sorry, that's "beavers," plural.

Yosh.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Stop! Beaver Time!

"Let's say @Hollywood Cannon, @Chuck Downie, and @Rebels57 are on the clock, with @BernieParent on the lido deck, or something."

I found out during the end credits that "Bullet Train" was based on a book by a Japanese writer named Kotaro Isaka. I wish I had known that before watching the movie. It was ... stupid. Stupid, but still exciting, kind of. I don't know. It wasn't good. I read the description of the book, and it sounds a bit different, so I'll go read that eventually.

 

[BernieParent]

Stop! Beaver Time!

"Let's say @Hollywood Cannon, @Chuck Downie, and @Rebels57 are on the clock, with @BernieParent on the lido deck, or something."

I found out during the end credits that "Bullet Train" was based on a book by a Japanese writer named Kotaro Isaka. I wish I had known that before watching the movie. It was ... stupid. Stupid, but still exciting, kind of. I don't know. It wasn't good. I read the description of the book, and it sounds a bit different, so I'll go read that eventually.

This isn't much of a lido deck, Cap'n. I would like to review the Quackverse's financial statements at some time, please.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Watch

Casio calculator watch

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can see all of the people in Chuck's civilization wearing those watches. Just a bunch of nerd serial killers.

"Let's say @Hollywood Cannon, @Rebels57 and @BernieParent are on the clock, with Bigglesworth on the lido deck, or something."

I'm off to see the Beavers - the wonderful Beavers of Timberborn! Au revoir!

 

[BernieParent]

"Upon reflecting on local celebrities who are known internationally, the owners of the Halifax Galleons were surprised by the multiple great choices, considering our small-town heritage. We have decided to select long-time Vegas headliner and television actor Gordie Brown.

"We have memories of Mr. Brown in the lead role of Bye Bye Birdie at the local high school before he went on to bigger and better things. After winning a local talent contest, he was soon opening in Los Angeles for Jay Leno, Louie Anderson, Randy Travis, Barry Manilow, Kenny Rogers, and even joined Celine Dion on her North American tour Taking Chances. His show is a frenetic blend of impersonations, comedic and musical, which he has performed for more than 30 years at leading Vegas venues.

"Mr. Brown's national television debut was on A&E’s An Evening at the Improv and he went on to co-host NBC’s Friday Night Videos, along with appearances on Hollywood Squares, Late Show with David Letterman, and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Mr. Brown also starred in the lead role as ‘Mr. Jones’ in the dramatic TV series Twice in a Lifetime (1999-2001)."



To @Rebels57 or @Hollywood Cannon or ... whoever else.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yosh!

I have made an executive decision - I am going to pase the Quackverse for a few weeks. There's no reason to come in here every day when everyone is away and/or busy. We have done this before and it never hurt anything, so let's do it again now.

In the meantime, those with make-up picks can pick those - we are getting way too far behind with them to carry on making new picks. I'll try to make a list of those later if I can remember, but they could just wait until later too if they are busy.

Yosh!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Let this be an allegory for the Quackverse.

Spoiler: Trigger Warning For Cap

Are YOU going to save the Duck or let nature take it's course?

I'm going to save the Duck.

Picks being typed up now.

 

[ajgoal]

Let this be an allegory for the Quackverse.

Spoiler: Trigger Warning For Cap

Are YOU going to save the Duck or let nature take it's course?

I'm going to save the Duck.

Picks being typed up now.

Saving the duck.

So I can eat it.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I have an HC record five (by my count) picks to make up so let's get to it.

We're going going to go down the categories from the top to make this a little easier so let's start off with our Official Team Badwill Ambassador...
We are going to be thinking outloud as we make these selections and just typing out our steam of consciousness. We have Cillian Murphy as our Goodwill Ambassador (admittedly I don't remember my reason why) so we'll need someone to match his level on the opposite site.

Ooh, I got it.

We are proud to select...

He has a penchant for being vindictive and a bit of a wild card so that's what we want in our Badwill Ambassador.

Alfie Solomons.

He has a penchant for being vindictive and a bit of a wild card so that's what we want in our Badwill Ambassador.

Next we will be picking our Candle/Essential Oil...

I'm partial to candles that smell like food so I guess i'll go in that direction.

We'll select Christmas Cookie. That's a good choice right there. I can't tell you how many of this candle i've had over the years.

The next category is Card Game and I litrilly can't think of one that hasn't been picked so i'm gonna jump ahead to Team Gangster.

We already have the likes of Tommy Shelby, Pablo Escobar, Alfie Solomons, Frank Rosenthal, Walter White, and Scooby Doo so we have a good crew going but it's time to add one more.

So we are proud to select... Frank Costello as our Team Gangster. But wait, this one has levels? Who are we talking about? Frank Costello is the character played by Jack Nicholson in the film The Departed but there's also a the REAL Frank Costello of which Nicholson's character had nothing to do with. Nicholson's character was loosely based off of [redacted]. So we're gonna make this selection knowing that the sheet will say Frank Costello and maybe we'll get both. Hehe. But if we're required to select one... we'll go with the Mick. (Don't hate me Jojo).

I need to get back to work so the other two selections will be made during my lunch break.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Let this be an allegory for the Quackverse.

Spoiler: Trigger Warning For Cap

Are YOU going to save the Duck or let nature take it's course?

I'm going to save the Duck.

Picks being typed up now.

Good f***ing gracious. MAKE IT STOP! C***s! F***, I hate them. Awful pricks sitting under cars waiting for ducks to kill. C***s. F*** right off.

 

[Beef Invictus]

TV family is hard because I hate all TV families

 

[BernieParent]

Saving the duck.

So I can eat it.

Eat the snake, too.

 

[ajgoal]

Eat the snake, too.