NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

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Captain Dave Poulin

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Sitting here listening to Sal Pal like ...

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With a new baby and the great TV baby at home, it is not easy for @Hollywood Cannon to find time to pick, but he will probably do so today. @Rebels57, @GKJ and Milord should do so also.

Well, at least we know that Brandon Staley isn't Him, so we can start over next year. I don't know what happened to Quentin Johnston, but this motherf***er forgot how to catch. It's not like the Chargers are my priority, but they frustrate me to no end.
 

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For the FOGs final pick, we need to pick a Team Decade/Country.

Let's take it all the way back to 1780-1790 America.

We get to experience the last few years of the Revolutionary War (where i'll obviously be in a high ranking position nowhere near the front lines) and the first full decade of America as an Independent Country. What's really appealing though is the idea of escaping to a simpler way of life whenever I choose to hop in our time machine. The FOG Compound can be chaotic at times.
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I hate the sounds of drinking and pouring on TV. It drives me nuts. Only three people ever did it right, and they were, ironically, idiots.



Today, we will allow picks from @Hollywood Cannon, @GKJ, @BigToe, Starberry, even Milord's dumb ass, even his doppelganger Asnito.

These Youtube ads are taking the piss. Seriously. You may not believe this, but I went into it with a relatively mature and calm attitude. I was disappointed, but I thought "Well, these f***ers are just monetizing this shit just like anyone would." They already make a f***ing fortune through other advertising, I think, but whatever. Then you live with it for an hour or two and you're like "This is worse than Sunday Night f***ing Football." There are just so f***ing many of them. I was watching my Chinese dating show last night, and I shit you not, they were coming in like every five minutes.

This small-term gain for long-term pain is the kind of thing that is going to destroy it. People aren't going to live with it for too long, no matter how addicted they are to the platform. It's the way a behemoth becomes an amoeba.
 

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My sports exec will be Tony Khan of AEW, Jacksonville Jaguars, and Fulham FC.

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I don’t have a disdain for him, but he’s starting to screw up AEW, and he probably gets some good drugs.
 
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Can I take the decade/century that the launch of the quackverse mega shuttle launches, and I guess whatever township that takes place in.
 

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If that dumbass thinks I am going to go in there and do the work for him, he is sadly mistaken. As usual.

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@BigToe can go. @Hollywood Cannon can go with his three picks. @Asnito can go with his three picks. We have to get Strawberry in here at some point as well.

I haven't watched the reality show version of "Squid Game" yet, but I'm starting to get worried that idiot executives will think it is better to have this version than the fictional one. That would be ... not good. The good news is that the creators of the original have already committed to making a second season, so hopefully it won't be an issue.
 

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If that dumbass thinks I am going to go in there and do the work for him, he is sadly mistaken. As usual.

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@BigToe can go. @Hollywood Cannon can go with his three picks. @Asnito can go with his three picks. We have to get Strawberry in here at some point as well.

I haven't watched the reality show version of "Squid Game" yet, but I'm starting to get worried that idiot executives will think it is better to have this version than the fictional one. That would be ... not good. The good news is that the creators of the original have already committed to making a second season, so hopefully it won't be an issue.
That depends on whether they actually kill the contestants off or not.
 

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If that dumbass thinks I am going to go in there and do the work for him, he is sadly mistaken. As usual.

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@BigToe can go. @Hollywood Cannon can go with his three picks. @Asnito can go with his three picks. We have to get Strawberry in here at some point as well.

I haven't watched the reality show version of "Squid Game" yet, but I'm starting to get worried that idiot executives will think it is better to have this version than the fictional one. That would be ... not good. The good news is that the creators of the original have already committed to making a second season, so hopefully it won't be an issue.
I already did go bb
 

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Google tells me that the worst year to be alive in recorded history is 536 CE, so I think we should default to the 6th century for His Defectiveness.

I would like to drop him into a century without plumbing, because 1) he'd have shit all over himself (more than now), and 2) he would have no way to make a living. But I'll be f***ed if I spend one second more than I already have on that idiot and his idiotic picks.
 
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