NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[Striiker]

I can picture your attempt now...

This dude thought I meant a foot race

 

[Lord Defect]

Early on in SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE, The Sexpos were approached by The Defective One with some inside information via a Twitter link. With no idea what could be inside, we reluctantly clicked the light blue text. Our eyes were in amazement at what we found. It was a perfect representation of the simple yet beautiful, punch-you-in-the-face Sexpos vibe. Our research into this pick didn't wane after this information was processed, but we kept coming back to it when we realized it just couldn't be beat. Thank you @Lord Defect, your generosity will not be forgotten.

Spoiler: Mannequin Boobies

Team Century/Country - 2000's BC Minoan Crete

@BernieParent once again I apologize for being forced to select in such close proximity to The Sexpos.

I did more research on your pic simply by stumbling across it on twitter, than I’ve done on any of my picks this whole draft. I’m glad you went with it!

 

[mja]

This dude thought I meant a foot race

 

[Striiker]

I’ve always been fast but now I’m furious.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You ever get so stuffed on Thanksgiving that you find it hard to breathe the urr?

I'm not very thankful that this dope exists, but I am thankful that there is only one of him, or this urr could be even worse.

Anyway, @Magua is on the clock, @Hollywood Cannon is on deck with God knows how many picks, @mja is on the lido deck, and Rebel is on the lido afterdeck. Plus there is the vagrant Asnito. No one is going to have time to do anything today, so just take it easy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - there is no good reason that in the Year of Our Lord 2023 we should still be eating like there is no electricity or phones and the forest all around us is up to its neck in Iriquois. Have we never heard of Chinese food? Thai food? Mexican food? Wendy's? F***ing pizza? We are no longer crouched over like Piltdown Man, dependent on catching dizzy birds for our meat - we don't have to eat this way. We don't have to endure this horrible menu they serve up to us every year. Green bean casserole? F*** off. Stuffing? Go f*** yourself. It just takes a little bit of courage to break the insanity of this terrible cycle.

 

[ajgoal]

Happy (American) Thanksgiving to everyone. Hanging out in the hotel waiting for my wife to arrive so we can maybe go to her parents' place for dinner.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You ever get so stuffed on Thanksgiving that you find it hard to breathe the urr?

I'm not very thankful that this dope exists, but I am thankful that there is only one of him, or this urr could be even worse.

Anyway, @Magua is on the clock, @Hollywood Cannon is on deck with God knows how many picks, @mja is on the lido deck, and Rebel is on the lido afterdeck. Plus there is the vagrant Asnito. No one is going to have time to do anything today, so just take it easy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - there is no good reason that in the Year of Our Lord 2023 we should still be eating like there is no electricity or phones and the forest all around us is up to its neck in Iriquois. Have we never heard of Chinese food? Thai food? Mexican food? Wendy's? F***ing pizza? We are no longer crouched over like Piltdown Man, dependent on catching dizzy birds for our meat - we don't have to eat this way. We don't have to endure this horrible menu they serve up to us every year. Green bean casserole? F*** off. Stuffing? Go f*** yourself. It just takes a little bit of courage to break the insanity of this terrible cycle.

The answer to that question, I believe, is three.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You ever get so stuffed on Thanksgiving that you find it hard to breathe the urr?

I'm not very thankful that this dope exists, but I am thankful that there is only one of him, or this urr could be even worse.

Anyway, @Magua is on the clock, @Hollywood Cannon is on deck with God knows how many picks, @mja is on the lido deck, and Rebel is on the lido afterdeck. Plus there is the vagrant Asnito. No one is going to have time to do anything today, so just take it easy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - there is no good reason that in the Year of Our Lord 2023 we should still be eating like there is no electricity or phones and the forest all around us is up to its neck in Iriquois. Have we never heard of Chinese food? Thai food? Mexican food? Wendy's? F***ing pizza? We are no longer crouched over like Piltdown Man, dependent on catching dizzy birds for our meat - we don't have to eat this way. We don't have to endure this horrible menu they serve up to us every year. Green bean casserole? F*** off. Stuffing? Go f*** yourself. It just takes a little bit of courage to break the insanity of this terrible cycle.

We have made the switch to ham and everyone seems happier. I’m personally thankful for the 17 lb smoked ham sitting here.

 

[ajgoal]

We have made the switch to ham and everyone seems happier. I’m personallh thankful for the 17 lb smoked ham sitting here.

My MIL usually cooks the turkey in the wood stove, so that gives it a nice, different flavor profile. But ham is my preference. Or just a normal meal.

 

[mja]

We have made the switch to ham and everyone seems happier. I’m personally thankful for the 17 lb smoked ham sitting here.

I'm pro-turkey but purely out of nostalgia. My wife and kids despise turkey, but my parents always do a ham, too. My wife, not being American, also places no nostalgic value on the holiday whatsoever and would prefer to do it up very french. During the pandemic, when we just stayed home and celebrated as a nuclear family, we did a nice bourguignon instead.

 

[BiggE]

My wife is both traditional and Italian, so today’s menu:
Turkey
Roasted sweet potatoes
Baked ziti
Cornbread & sausage stuffing
Green beans sauteed in white wine & garlic
Homemade cranberry sauce

For dessert it’s:
Cherry pie
Assorted pastries
Hazelnut gelato

I figure if I keep smoking weed between courses I’ll make it through the day!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm pro-turkey but purely out of nostalgia. My wife and kids despise turkey, but my parents always do a ham, too. My wife, not being American, also places no nostalgic value on the holiday whatsoever and would prefer to do it up very french. During the pandemic, when we just stayed home and celebrated as a nuclear family, we did a nice bourguignon instead.

In my mind, this involves cheese and a prayer to Escoffier. Doesn't sound like a bad time.

 

[Magua]

The Ghibli are faced with a dilemma in selecting a team century. A lot of centuries in the past actually sort of kind of definitely sucked for myriad reasons. We need to look to the future. This is the only way. But where? But when?

The Honolulu Ghibli enter the future with our Team Century/Country......the 24½th Century on Planet X

Home of the shaving cream atom. Hurray for space exploration. This is only good.

****

@Hollywood Cannon -- remember: by killing a turkey, we are saving a duck

 

[BernieParent]

The Ghibli are faced with a dilemma in selecting a team century. A lot of centuries in the past actually sort of kind of definitely sucked for myriad reasons. We need to look to the future. This is the only way. But where? But when?

The Honolulu Ghibli enter the future with our Team Century/Country......the 24½th Century on Planet X

Home of the shaving cream atom. This is only good. There is no bad.

****

@Hollywood Cannon -- remember: by killing a turkey, we are saving a duck

Unless you're preparing a turducken.

 

[Magua]

Unless you're preparing a turducken.

 

[ajgoal]

Unless you're preparing a turducken.

 

[Striiker]

Ham is for Christmas.

Thanksgiving is turkey.

If the French or Italians want to change things then they can do it on their own thanksgivings.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Ham is for Christmas.

Thanksgiving is turkey.

If the French or Italians want to change things then they can do it on their own thanksgivings.

These words could be straight from Bobby Clarke's mouth.

 

[ajgoal]

These words could be straight from Bobby Clarke's mouth.

Live look at @Striiker:

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Live look at @Striiker:

Resorting to violence to solve problems? You know who that sounds like too?

 

[Striiker]

These words could be straight from Bobby Clarke's mouth.

I’ve been way too well behaved all day. I needed to be a shit-stirrer for a moment to get it out of my system.

 

[Lord Defect]

My wife is both traditional and Italian, so today’s menu:
Turkey
Roasted sweet potatoes
Baked ziti
Cornbread & sausage stuffing
Green beans sauteed in white wine & garlic
Homemade cranberry sauce

For dessert it’s:
Cherry pie
Assorted pastries
Hazelnut gelato

I figure if I keep smoking weed between courses I’ll make it through the day!

No 7 fishes?

 

[ajgoal]

No 7 fishes?

Wrong holiday.

 

[Lord Defect]

Wrong holiday.

You’re the wrong holiday

 

[BiggE]

No 7 fishes?

Christmas Eve