NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[pit]

There are so many options for stupid people that could be our President of Hockey Ops. This is mind-boggling.

I'm just going to go first choice, best choice (worst choice?) to try to find someone even worse than Keith Jones. Our option was pretty nervous when we told him and started perspiring. If nothing else, the idiocy this sideshow clown will bring to our organization will distract from any other boneheaded moves we make.

Dance clown dance.

Team President of Hockey Ops: Rudy Giuliani

@DancingPanther Truth isn't truth.

 

[mja]

There are so many options for stupid people that could be our President of Hockey Ops. This is mind-boggling.

I'm just going to go first choice, best choice (worst choice?) to try to find someone even worse than Keith Jones. Our option was pretty nervous when we told him and started perspiring. If nothing else, the idiocy this sideshow clown will bring to our organization will distract from any other boneheaded moves we make.

Dance clown dance.

Team President of Hockey Ops: Rudy Giuliani

@DancingPanther Truth isn't truth.

We regret to inform you that Rudy was long ago selected as the F’ing Zeps Spite Actress.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This morning I saw a bunny who had already put on its winter fat. That was awesome, but I also smelled a skunk. Mixed bag, innit.

We start the day with @pit on the clock with his make-up pick, @DancingPanther on deck, CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Striiker on the lido afterdeck. @Asnito has two picks to make up, so we hope that he manages to drag his ass in here and actually make them.

Did you see those Seahawks outfits yesterday? Damn. I didn't even know that I missed them, but I did. That's not to say that I need every team to wear their old stuff. I always miss the Broncos old helmets. I like seeing the Bucs in the Creamsicles, but they always remind me of how shit the Bucs were in the 70s. I love those new all-white Bengals outfits as much as any outfit in the league. Mixed bag, innit.

 

[pit]

We regret to inform you that Rudy was long ago selected as the F’ing Zeps Spite Actress.

I even searched the sheet! Maybe I misspelled the dumb bastard's last name.

Fine! Next up on the stupid train.

Team President of Hockey Ops: Herschel Walker.

@DancingPanther some random quote about vampires and werewolves.

 

[GKJ]

I want Ghost the direwolf from game of thrones. Is that on the table?

 

[DancingPanther]

For our team CENTURY/COUNTRY we're going with the obvious. 15th century Italy (Florence). The art. The architecture. The money. The wine. The influence.

See you in our Duomo.

@CanadianFlyer88

Also @Captain Dave Poulin you forgot to include our TEAM DECADE/COUNTRY in the table of picks in one of the OPs and in the spreadsheet. It's BIKINI BOTTOM 4010s

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I want Ghost the direwolf from game of thrones. Is that on the table?

I didn't specify in the description, so you should be all right.

 

[GKJ]

I didn't specify in the description, so you should be all right.

A legend

 

[mja]

I mean, the Direwolf is the F'ing Zep Team Dog Breed, but whatevs.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The Seattle Sockeyes already have the only WW2 plane we need, so we'll go for a plane where looking different and having a cool nickname were its only redeemable qualities.

Only two of these planes were ever made. The first passed a wind tunnel test and the second failed, so the entire project was scrapped.

The Sockeyes are proud to select the Vultee XP-54, AKA the Swoose Goose.

@Striiker, want a lift?

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker, want a lift?

my mom said to never get into a car with Canadians

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

my mom said to never get into a car with Canadians

But I was offering you a ride in the Swoose Goose. What does your mom say about Canadians and planes?

 

[Striiker]

But I was offering you a ride in the Swoose Goose. What does your mom say about Canadians and planes?

I asked and she said to not trust your kind

sorry

 

[Striiker]

Team Decade - 2000's USA

No reason other than I wanna go back to the CoD4 and Halo 3 days with the boys.

@Beef Invictus try to be nice this time

 

[DancingPanther]

Team Decade - 2000's USA

No reason other than I wanna go back to the CoD4 and Halo 3 days with the boys.

@Beef Invictus try to be nice this time

Also peak cartoon time

 

[Beef Invictus]

Team Decade - 2000's USA

No reason other than I wanna go back to the CoD4 and Halo 3 days with the boys.

@Beef Invictus try to be nice this time

What is this

Who speaks my name without fear

 

[ajgoal]

Who speaks my name without fear

Everyone?

 

[Striiker]

What is this

Who speaks my name without fear

Fear? You’re like a little bunny.

 

[Magua]

my mom said to never get into a car with Canadians

Fine, we won't pick you up then.

 

[Striiker]

Fine, we won't pick you up then.

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[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is why we don't fear Beef. Even when he has beef with us, he falls asleep and forgets about us before he can bone-tree us.

We start the day with the aforementioned sleepy meathead @Beef Invictus still on the clock, @JojoTheWhale on deck in shed, and @Chuck Downie on the lido afterdeck abroad with two picks to pick.

I completely forgot about the Flyers game last night. I also completely forgot about the World Series. I was watching the third and final season of "After Life," and I really wanted to get finished with it. The series is comprised of 18 episodes of Ricky Gervais walking around being sad and angry, and a group of hilarious supporting characters orbiting him. I understand what he was going for with this more serious story and character, but he was just so irritating. I don't know whether most people would say it was good or not - for me, it was pretty self-indulgent and saccharine - but I was ready for it to be over after the first nine or so eps. I went and watched the series bloopers immediately afterward, and they were much better, as expected.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I AWAKEN

 

[BiggE]

I AWAKEN

 

[DancingPanther]

I AWAKEN

Thanks bif

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Striiker! Delirious Striiker! Spectral Striiker! Ghostly Striiker!

I pick the 21st Century in Sweden.

I bet you people expected the history nerd to do history, but in reality it just means that I know this is the best time to be alive. No earthly way I'm bringing back any time before you could toggle a switch to make your poop disappear.


@JojoTheWhale ! Bug-filled Jojo! Robotic Jojo! Season of the Witchy Jojo!