NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[CanadianFlyer88]

Choose your fighter, @Captain Dave Poulin:

 

[Rebels57]

The hangover isnt quite gone, but its close enough.

FOG Team Energy Drink..tough one to find but its a banger

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Choose your fighter, @Captain Dave Poulin:

Liam, all day every day. He's brain damaged.

 

[Beef Invictus]

"The owners of the Halifax Galleons are not as deeply invested in most of the legendary games that represented the huge advances in gaming activity. But we like what we like. Thus, we are choosing the Boss of our current favourite multiplayer game, Lilith (Diablo IV).

"Lilith takes her name from Jewish folklore, in which she is described as Adam's first companion who left him and elsewhere as the worst example of a rebellious woman or embodying problematic female traits. This image is maintained in other sources, with Lilith often described as having children with monsters, manipulating children, and associated with disease and sexual immorality. In its original Hebrew, Isaiah 34:14 refers to lilit, which translates to 'the night creature', although the context points more to an owl or similar nocturnal yet natural animal.

"Lilith of Diablo IV, Blessed Mother, Daughter of Hatred, Queen of the Succubi,

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lover of the Archangel Inarius

, is cunning, brilliant, and cruel yet in a calculated way. After Heaven and Hell attacked her offspring, she waged war against both, and was eventually exiled in the Void, but she returned for the current incarnation of Diablo to take her battle to the Prime Evils. It is an intriguing story line to be acting in the midst of this struggle of evil against evil.

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Barbarian, Rogue, Sorcerer, Necromancer, or Druid, @Magua?

Made a 3rd necromancer. I wanted to do something else, but it's the season of blood. Gotta go with it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hey, check us out, heading into a new week of picking shit. Hey ladies - you like what you see?

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, @Lord Defect's new-week-ruining ass on deck, and @BigToe on the lido deck with two big picks. We also have Asnito, Hollywood and mja with make-up picks to make up. That looks like balance in the Force, but it's also kind of f***ed. But whatever, it's fine. I'm typing very fast this morning, and I don't know why.

I don't want to tell you not to watch "Love After Divorce" on Netflix, but I am telling you - don't watch "Love After Divorce" on Netflix. As I said weeks ago when I started watching, the fact that these are Korean-Americans and not just Koreans ruins the whole thing, because without the language barrier all you see are a bunch of dorks embracing American culture and speaking English. No one needs that shit. Also, there is that complete tool Jerome, the former rapper/MC/DJ/actor. I can't.

But just the fact that it is taking me so long to watch the f***ing thing should tell you all you need to know. Just watch "I Am SOLO" instead.

 

[GKJ]

I know someone has Knight Rider but do I get to take KITT? I would double down on William Daniels characters

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I know someone has Knight Rider but do I get to take KITT? I would double down on William Daniels characters

CF69 took him already for Team Auto.

 

[GKJ]

I’ll take Deep Thought from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy



@Lord Defect

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

People always talk about the shitty songs that get stuck in your head and won't leave ("I'm Like A Bird"), but there are bangers that do that, too.



We start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock, but @BigToe can go with his two picks when he is ready. Then we ... well, it's a mess until people start making up their missed picks, so whatever, it's fine. We'll end up waiting for his dumb ass either way.

I was happy to see Jordan Addison blow up last night - one of my big draft crushes from last draft, plus f*** the Niners.

I was also happy to see the Rangers spank the living shit out of the Astros, because f*** the Astros.

Finally, I am not staying up to watch the New Era of Orange Diarrhea, because f*** the Flyers. Let this sweet vein of spite roll on.

 

[Lord Defect]

The stay Pufts fondly remember playing copious amounts of video games,
With the volume and brightness turned down low after bedtime. Our video game boss is unbeatable. You might be able to get over on them one in a while, but at the end of the day, they’ll always win.
Parents. Turn the game off and go to sleep. Turn it off and do you homework. Turn it off. Parents are the end all be all video game boss.
This guy @BigToe knows what I’m talking about.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You want to hear an awesome R&B song I haven't thought of in about 1000 years? Of course you do. It's smooth as f***.



We start the day with @BigToe on the clock, @Lord Defect on deck, @GKJ on the lido deck, and Rebel on the lido afterdeck. Plus all the make-up picks. Which is, you know, fine or whatever.

Last night I had a dream so complicated and awesome that if I were able to transcribe the whole thing, I would be 75% finished with a novel. Literary mainstream verging on experimental, innit. The night before that, I had a dream where myself, Kaley Cuoco and some guy were in a plane after we solved some mystery, and the plane was on the highway, and that guy was driving, and he had to drive the plane under an overpass before taking off from a drastic dogleg right in the highway. It was a Swiss Air plane. If transcribed, that dream could have filled an episode of a shitty network drama, or maybe a webisode.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@JojoTheWhale

Check your PM's!!!!!!

 

[Rebels57]

People always talk about the shitty songs that get stuck in your head and won't leave ("I'm Like A Bird"), but there are bangers that do that, too.



We start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock, but @BigToe can go with his two picks when he is ready. Then we ... well, it's a mess until people start making up their missed picks, so whatever, it's fine. We'll end up waiting for his dumb ass either way.

I was happy to see Jordan Addison blow up last night - one of my big draft crushes from last draft, plus f*** the Niners.

I was also happy to see the Rangers spank the living shit out of the Astros, because f*** the Astros.

Finally, I am not staying up to watch the New Era of Orange Diarrhea, because f*** the Flyers. Let this sweet vein of spite roll on.

Eric B and Rakim f***ing rule..especially their first 2 albums. Rakim is the most important rapper of all-time. Completely changed the game with how he sequences his rhymes.

 

[BigToe]

Team Video Game Boss - Scarab

Team BBQ Food - Jerk Chicken

@Lord Defect Skeeyee

 

[Lord Defect]

Lost my quackverse sheet page, looking something up. Need a few

 

[Lord Defect]

The Pufts will but utilizing our video game system around our arena. You monsters swooped up most of them, but left off one of the most lucrative.
Video gambling machines. Poker, Blackjack, Slots, Paigow, Roulette.
@GKJ ante up

 

[Lord Defect]

(I can’t believe I got away with my last two picks)

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

(I can’t believe I got away with my last two picks)

I subscribe to that old saying "Pick your battles."

 

[GKJ]

I’ll let @Rebels57 on the clock and pick tomorrow

 

[Lord Defect]

I subscribe to that old saying "Pick your battles."

I subscribe to National Geographic

 

[ajgoal]

I subscribe to National Geographic

Liar.

 

[Lord Defect]

Liar.

Yeah no shit. That shits expensive. I do have a sub to family handyman though

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

National Geographic costs about $12 for a year. That dipshit spends that much on beef jerky in a week.

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, Rebel on deck, @mja on the lido deck with two picks to make, and @Hollywood Cannon on the lido afterdeck also with two picks to make. The latter two have been very irresponsible.

I had the NBA on the TV in the background last night. You know that fat f*** Luka? He is the epitome of fat, pale, trash Euroball, and I hate it.

Anyway, it was in the background because in the foreground was "Is She the Wolf?" It's a Japanese dating show where there are five guys and five girls, and at least one of the girls is not there to find love - those girls are "wolves." There have been several seasons of this in Japan, but you can't find them with subtitles anywhere, so this season being on Netflix is very welcome. And holy f***, you should see these girls. F***'s sake. Total eye heroin.

 

[Young Sandwich]

National Geographic costs about $12 for a year. That dipshit spends that much on beef jerky in a week.

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, Rebel on deck, @mja on the lido deck with two picks to make, and @Hollywood Cannon on the lido afterdeck also with two picks to make. The latter two have been very irresponsible.

I had the NBA on the TV in the background last night. You know that fat f*** Luka? He is the epitome of fat, pale, trash Euroball, and I hate it.

Anyway, it was in the background because in the foreground was "Is She the Wolf?" It's a Japanese dating show where there are five guys and five girls, and at least one of the girls is not there to find love - those girls are "wolves." There have been several seasons of this in Japan, but you can't find them with subtitles anywhere, so this season being on Netflix is very welcome. And holy f***, you should see these girls. F***'s sake. Total eye heroin.

Karen Takizawa is something else. I'm sure you've stalked her Instagram already, but give it a look if you haven't.

Disclaimer: Please don't misinterpret this as me actually watching this show, I just google the cast whenever you mention them to see what all the fuss is about. Great fuss, will google again.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Rebels57 you can go.