NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[ajgoal]

Yuck, hope she gets well soon.

Thanks. It's hitting her pretty hard.

 

[wankstifier]

Does @Lord Defect have a shame kink?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Does @Lord Defect have a shame kink?

Yes, but we don't kink shame his shame kink.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

With our next pick we're going to dance with something that we know...

We're proud to select as our Official Team Decade/Country...

The United States in the 1990's.

It was my childhood and who doesn't have a bit of nostalgia for that.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Did I say @mja I meant @Magua

 

[Lord Defect]

Wife's got Covid, I don't yet. Whee.

I hope it’s mild bud. Out of curiosity, what strain is out there atm?

Does @Lord Defect have a shame kink?

What did I do?

 

[BernieParent]

Ugh, why

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Magua on deck, @BernieParent on the lido deck, and Lil Hoagie on the lido afterdeck.

I watched that "Quantumania" the other night but at least they introduced the next big baddie. I just have to watch the third Guardians and "Secret Invasion" before Loki's second season, and I'll be caught up. I don't know why I'm doing this, other than FOMO.

Please skip me if it comes to my turn. I will get to this after work.

Wife's got Covid, I don't yet. Whee.

I am sorry to hear. Hopefully it is the mildest of mild and leaves early.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Wife's got Covid, I don't yet. Whee.

Hope it goes smoothly, my friend.

 

[ajgoal]

I hope it’s mild bud. Out of curiosity, what strain is out there atm?

I feel like it's worse for her this time around, but I was pretty beat up that time.

 

[Rebels57]

Ugh, why

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Magua on deck, @BernieParent on the lido deck, and Lil Hoagie on the lido afterdeck.

I watched that "Quantumania" the other night but at least they introduced the next big baddie. I just have to watch the third Guardians and "Secret Invasion" before Loki's second season, and I'll be caught up. I don't know why I'm doing this, other than FOMO.

The 3rd Guardians is so much better than the other recent movies. It puts Quantumania, Multiverse of Madness, and Thor Love & Thunder to shame. Secret Invasion sucks though.

 

[Lord Defect]

I feel like it's worse for her this time around, but I was pretty beat up that time.

Of the five times I’ve had it, twice I didn’t know but tested positive, once I had the worst flu I’ve ever had, once a very mild flu, and the worst was the third time I’ve had it. It felt like something had my thigh bones in a death grip. The bones not the muscle.
I’m just curious about which strain is out, I haven’t heard any named this year.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm still convinced that I was Patient Zero in the United States.

Back in November of '19, while in Disney I had a cough that i've never had in my entire life. The type that would keep me awake at night because the second I fell asleep and my breathing "changed" i'd wake up coughing.

I have yet to get it.

 

[Lord Defect]

I'm still convinced that I was Patient Zero in the United States.

Back in November of '19, while in Disney I had a cough that i've never had in my entire life. The type that would keep me awake at night because the second I fell asleep and my breathing "changed" i'd wake up coughing.

I have yet to get it.

That cough was brutal. I was sick end of December 19/start of January 20. Major flu and the cough I swear lasted until February.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I need someone to punch me in the face. I just spent entirely too much money on tickets to the Stadium Series game for a team that I hate at a stadium that I hate in a place that I hate.

It's probably going to be my wife.

 

[Rebels57]

I need someone to punch me in the face. I just spent entirely too much money on tickets to the Stadium Series game for a team that I hate at a stadium that I hate in a place that I hate.

It's probably going to be my wife.

Why you do dis?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Why you do dis?

I'm in an abusive relationship and I can't turn down getting the best seats in the entire stadium when presented with them.

I have a problem, ok!

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli preemptively announce the defeat of our Team Video Game Boss.......GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge success." It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

You might know GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2. She's what every good boss should be: amoral, sadistic, droll, an alleged baker, your greatest enemy, and maybe your best friend (so she says).

****

@BernieParent asked to be skipped, but he's still in my thoughts!

So, if @Young Sandwich wants to go, he is authorized. Just remember: there's no sense crying over every Quack pick, you just keep on trying till you run out of dick. And the drafting gets done and you make a lewd pun, for the people who are in phase 25.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Thanks Mag, I'm actually a bit relieved to see the notification come from you rather than Bernie. Sometimes it's tough to uphold my end of the lore bargain with such a saintly selection neighbor.

Speaking of neighbors, a good one will lend a helping hand when their friend is in need, a sentiment we wholeheartedly endorse in both directions.

Team Neighbor - The Girl Next Door

@BiggE You're up neighbor.

 

[BiggE]

Thanks Mag, I'm actually a bit relieved to see the notification come from you rather than Bernie. Sometimes it's tough to uphold my end of the lore bargain with such a saintly selection neighbor.

Speaking of neighbors, a good one will lend a helping hand when their friend is in need, a sentiment we wholeheartedly endorse in both directions.

Team Neighbor - The Girl Next Door

@BiggE You're up neighbor.

Huh? Um ok, give me a minute.

 

[BiggE]

Oh ladies, what’s causin’ all this??

You know, when you style and profile like the Nature Boy, WOOO!!
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You need a tool, well the ladies all know about Ric Flair’s tool, now doncha?!
WOOOOO!!!

But right now, WOOO, we’re talking about robots! And the Jacksonville Methgators need a special robot, WOOO!! One that can clean a filthy doublewide and bring ya a drink!
So, welcome to Jacksonville, THE ROOMBA!!

@Captain Dave Poulin , have you ever had a robot serve you a beer?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am, of course, taking ...

Team BBQ food item – Grilled Salmon

@Asnito

 

[BernieParent]

Thanks, one and all, for keeping the draft going while I did big-people things for a paycheque. Let me slip in my next pick to keep the momentum going.

"Although we haven't prioritized BBQ food to the extent that other owners have, the owners of the Halifax Galleons are pleased to find a more than adequate choice still available. We are pleased to select turkey as our Team BBQ Food.

"This specific bird has been done up Cajun style, but there is no end to the flavours that can be slowly grilled in. Although we have never BBQed a turkey, we are very pleased that one of our favourite meats is now ours to experiment with on the grill."

As the Cap'n has made the most recent selection, I will deduce that it is @Asnito's turn.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Craig Kimbrel always makes me nervous for you guys.

We start the day with @Asnito on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and DancingPanther on the lido afterdeck.

On Rebel's recommendation, I watched that movie "No One Will Save You" on Hulu last night. It was creepy as balls, especially in the early hours of the home invasion. I was like "Why am I watching this shit at night whilst living in the middle of nowhere?" Kaitlyn Dever did a really good job, and her story is interesting. Somehow, someone saw something in her in a nothing role in the shitty and needlessly political miasma that was that Tim Allen show and cast her in "Justified," where she was excellent. I guess it just goes to show that once you get your foot in the door, you have a chance.

 

[GKJ]

I need someone to punch me in the face. I just spent entirely too much money on tickets to the Stadium Series game for a team that I hate at a stadium that I hate in a place that I hate.

It's probably going to be my wife.

If you’re taking public transit, make sure you’re sitting near the closest exit to it.

I ended up doing that for Wrestlemania, and I count that exit as among the luckiest experiences of my life because the public transit was so underserved.

 

[Beef Invictus]

That cough was brutal. I was sick end of December 19/start of January 20. Major flu and the cough I swear lasted until February.

My cousins caused that particular epidemic. Their wedding spread the first wave of that. And yeah it was heinous.