NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[GKJ]

when do we get to replace our peoples who were pillaged from our rosters

 

[ajgoal]

Get 40 cans of Vienna Sausages. The juice inside is a meat gazpacho

Protip: wrap them in Pillsbury crescent rolls and bake in the oven. Then douse in can juice.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Protip: wrap them in Pillsbury crescent rolls and bake in the oven. Then douse in can juice.

Then you can grind them up and snort them with your butt

 

[Asnito]

Then you can grind them up and snort them with your butt

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Waiting on more details but HCette just texted me that her sister was driving to the baby doctor with her baby and the sunroof of her car shattered.

The damn hell?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Waiting on more details but HCette just texted me that her sister was driving to the baby doctor with her baby and the sunroof of her car shattered.

The damn hell?

That doesn't usually happen, I presume?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That doesn't usually happen, I presume?

It’s not a usual occurrence, no.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It’s not a usual occurrence, no.

I didn't think so.

I'd love to know how that happens. Temperature difference on the glass from airflow/sunlight or sunlight/AC blowing on it? But if those could do it you've expect it to be common.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Could you have her check to see if a deer didn't fall through her sunroof? The main indicator will be a thrashing deer in the car.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Waiting on more details but HCette just texted me that her sister was driving to the baby doctor with her baby and the sunroof of her car shattered.

The damn hell?

This happened to me a month ago. Cruising on the highway and heard a horrific smash. opened up my sunroof door to see the sunroof completely shattered out of nowhere.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This happened to me a month ago. Cruising on the highway and heard a horrific smash. opened up my sunroof door to see the sunroof completely shattered out of nowhere.

Oh great, now we’ve stumbled upon a grand conspiracy.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Oh great, now we’ve stumbled upon a grand conspiracy.

Do some internet research and you'll see we aren't the only ones wearing tinfoil hats. It's almost never covered under warranty and the car companies will always say it must've been previously weakened by a rock or something and eventually failed.

 

[Beef Invictus]

If You Own One of These 10 Cars, Your Sunroof Could ‘Explode’

Having a sunroof in your car is an open-air luxury that used to actually be an option in new cars. Nowadays, it seems like every car, even in its base

www.motorbiscuit.com

 

[BiggE]

Waiting on more details but HCette just texted me that her sister was driving to the baby doctor with her baby and the sunroof of her car shattered.

The damn hell?

Holy shit, hope everyone is ok!

 

[Magua]

Team Serial Killer

Well, this is a morally concerning category for someone whose Team Criminal is Winona Ryder.......loophole incoming.

• Team 80s Nude Scene – The idea is not to objectify a person, but rather to celebrate the human body. Or whatever.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

when do we get to replace our peoples who were pillaged from our rosters

Not anytime very soon.

 

[Lord Defect]

when do we get to replace our peoples who were pillaged from our rosters

That’s the neat part, you don’t!

Waiting on more details but HCette just texted me that her sister was driving to the baby doctor with her baby and the sunroof of her car shattered.

The damn hell?

That’s gotta be safety glass right? I assume and hope all are well?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Historic Phase 20's electric start:

 

[Striiker]

Waiting on more details but HCette just texted me that her sister was driving to the baby doctor with her baby and the sunroof of her car shattered.

The damn hell?

This happened to me a month ago. Cruising on the highway and heard a horrific smash. opened up my sunroof door to see the sunroof completely shattered out of nowhere.

Ok hear me out

BIRD DRONE ATTACK

The government wanted to get into the cars so they used their drones to make an opening.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Ha, crap. Sorry all

Fandom- Carolina Hurricanes, solely for the rights to their HF posters.

@Hollywood Cannon

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Ha, crap. Sorry all

Fandom- Carolina Hurricanes, solely for the rights to their HF posters.

@Hollywood Cannon

You don’t get @Surrounded By Ahos just to be clear.

My pick will be coming semi shortly. Deciding which category to go with first.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Well after some deep thought we are ready to make our selection here at the top of the HISTORIC Phase twenty of the Quackverse.

We are proud to select as our Official International Football Team...

Gli Azzurri and for those that don't speak that language it means The "Blues" and for those that don't know what country i'm talking about it's Italy.

Italy is the home to the greatest calcio league in the entire world and we take great pride in that our squad is not lowering themselves to having to play in that sham of a World Cup in Qatar.

@BernieParent You can come to Rome anytime you want... even though I know you're always hanging out with The Pope anyway in the area.

 

[Asnito]

Bern must be busy getting permission to post a naughty pic

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Someone was paid to design Pearson airport. It baffles me every time I have to come through here.

One poor woman had to sit down on the walk to customs.

 

[BiggE]

If any of y’all are on the west coast of FL, stay safe! Don’t think it will be too bad here in the Jacksonville area, but I’m sure the Methgators fanbase are well stocked with drugs, booze and pork rinds so never fear!