NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

[DancingPanther]

Bismuth.

Bismuth is radioactive. It's half life? A billion times longer than the current age of the universe. It literally takes 20 billion billion years to decay into thallium lol. So yes, your pink belly drink literally emits alpha radiation. Very very small amounts. But it's still radioactive.

Bismuth binds with sulphur and makes black shit. There can be sulphur containing chemicals in your saliva or poop. So, yeah

Bismuth helps fireworks go boom with pretty colors

Bismuth is one of those super rare things that expands when it freezes

It sucks at everything. It doesn't conduct electricity, it sucks at being a magnet, and it sucks at conducting heat.

When alloyed, it's used in fire detectors and extinguishers because of it's super low melting point

It looks like this

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Sounds like Bismuth is Tony D's LEAST favorite element, amirite? Hey Quackers - amirite?

We start the day with @Rebels57's drunk ass on the clock, my ass on deck, @Hollywood Cannon's nothing-to-do-for-several-days-so-no-excuses-for-ignoring-me-or-skipping-picks ass on the lido deck, and @Chuck Downie's insane ass on the lido afterdeck.

Speaking of my fat ass, I stuffed myself yesterday. I didn't bother with much turkey - I ate some, for the protein, bro - but I saved more room to carboload. I don't really understand how the human body works - I went to Catholic school - so I just try to make sure that I have some representatives from each of the five or six food groups: protein, carbs, nuts and chips, dessert, potatoes, and bread. It tasted pretty good for once, but by the time I got to dessert - this sort of flat chocolate cake the size of large brownies, with peanut butter ice cream on top - I realized that I had overrepresented each of the other food groups. I powered through, though, because I care about nutrition. I also FINALLY got a haircut, since my sister finally dragged her ass out here. It had been something like nine months, I think, and I really, REALLY looked homeless as f***, despite having the volume on the TV on.

Here is what is even more important to me than nutrition. What the f*** is the deal with the "craft beer poster"? Someone explain it to me, because I missed it, and I f***ing hate not knowing stuff on here.

 

[BigToe]

Team Arcade game - Fast and Furious

Team Element - Polonium

@Strawberry Fields

I wasted so much of my parents money on this game

 

[Striiker]

I wasted so much of my parents money on this game

Not “waste”.

Invested in joy.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Not “waste”.

Invested in joy.

What's the deal with the "craft beer poster"? I need answers.

 

[Striiker]

What's the deal with the "craft beer poster"? I need answers.

I have no idea what you’re even referring to lol

You mean Starat?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have no idea what you’re even referring to lol

You mean Starat?

I don't think so. They are making fun of it in the "Are You Angry?" thread.

 

[Striiker]

I don't think so. They are making fun of it in the "Are You Angry?" thread.

No idea. When you have a restaurant with permanently open doors, rats will filter in and out without you even realizing it.

 

[Striiker]

I don't think so. They are making fun of it in the "Are You Angry?" thread.

I looked and it appears to be a Devils fan on a brand new burner account who posts on the main board and came on here to embarrass himself too.

https://forums.hfboards.com/search/164324/

Might be Madrigal.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What's the deal with the "craft beer poster"? I need answers.

There was likely an alt account by the user name Craft Beer Maven that made an appearance in some threads over the last few days.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I looked and it appears to be a Devils fan on a brand new burner account who posts on the main board and came on here to embarrass himself too.

https://forums.hfboards.com/search/164324/

Might be Madrigal.

There was likely an alt account by the user name Craft Beer Maven that made an appearance in some threads over the last few days.

Thank you both.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Thank you both.

Forgot to include that they responded to themself at some point with incredulity which means they're nearly certainly an alt account.

 

[DancingPanther]

There was likely an alt account by the user name Craft Beer Maven that made an appearance in some threads over the last few days.

Just tremendously embarrassing for him lol

 

[Young Sandwich]

Bismuth.

Bismuth is radioactive. It's half life? A billion times longer than the current age of the universe. It literally takes 20 billion billion years to decay into thallium lol. So yes, your pink belly drink literally emits alpha radiation. Very very small amounts. But it's still radioactive.

Bismuth binds with sulphur and makes black shit. There can be sulphur containing chemicals in your saliva or poop. So, yeah

Bismuth helps fireworks go boom with pretty colors

Bismuth is one of those super rare things that expands when it freezes

It sucks at everything. It doesn't conduct electricity, it sucks at being a magnet, and it sucks at conducting heat.

When alloyed, it's used in fire detectors and extinguishers because of it's super low melting point

It looks like this

You call me out for spoiling and then fail to mention anything about the science behind the black tongue/poop phenomenon?

 

[DancingPanther]

You call me out for spoiling and then fail to mention anything about the science behind the black tongue/poop phenomenon?

Did you read the post

 

[Young Sandwich]

Did you read the post

Oh wow, I missed a whole section there. Seems that lack of sleep is catching up to me. I feel shame.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ahh, you dickhead.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Soooo…

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Soooo…

@Rebels57 is at brunch and still hammered.

 

[Asnito]

Wait @Rebels57 is up

See you Monday

 

[Rebels57]

Wait @Rebels57 is up
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See you Monday

Will get a pick in shortly!

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Music Video

Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime

One of the best songs/videos of the 80's and one of my personal all-time favorites. Plus, GIFS of the video have become a meme of sorts around here.

 

[Rebels57]

@Captain Dave Poulin you're up fearless leader

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Captain Dave Poulin you're up fearless leader

Am I a joke to you?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have to make sure to nab this now. It's a purely perfect #Lore pick, but it's also one of my top ~5 or so books of all time. It's not "only" a children's book - it's not even primarily a children's book, really - but it is close enough. Adjust your own definition of "children's book" for this draft's purposes accordingly. As I said, it is pretty loose so we can all get what we want, within reason.

Team Children's Book - Watership Down

@Hollywood Cannon