NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

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Busy morning! I've got to

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Ok ok. I'll make it fast. The idea of recycling the absolute dogshit animation of the 60s into something completely off the wall and fresh is exactly the type of waste-free thinking we'll need in the new world. Plus this way I don't have to try to think of a Team Talk Show Host that doesn't cause me physical pain given that the only two good ones from Earth Prime are already taken in other categories.

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Bears are crazy, @Young Sandwich. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing a steak on it.
 
The holidays are over - don't even think about stuffing your fat faces again until Christmas.

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We start this day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @Lord Defect in a diaper on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and mja on the lido afterdeck.

Jojo is right - most of the animation from the 60s was trash, if you ignore [REDACTED] (and even much of that was more "dynamic" than "good"). And the work [REDACTED] did on [REDACTED]. And all the rest of his work. Anyway, what Jojo meant is that most of the Hanna-Barbera animation in America in the 60s was shit, and he's right. [REDACTED] is great, but it's not like it is nice to look at, innit.

These are some pretty nice categories for the 21st phase, right? Or for any phase. Cannon did a good job of picking them. He's much better at picking categories than he is at making his picks in a timely manner, but you have to remember that he has a lot of things to buy all the time and is always driving to and from his wife's office, so cut him some slack, will you?

I'm going to watch South Korea-Ghana now. I really love Ghana in football, and have for about 20 years, so don't make any assumptions about who I want to win. Unless you want to get cut.
 
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The holidays are over - don't even think about stuffing your fat faces again until Christmas.

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We start this day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @Lord Defect in a diaper on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and mja on the lido afterdeck.

Jojo is right - most of the animation from the 60s was trash, if you ignore Japan (and even much of that was more "dynamic" than "good"). And the work [Ranch] did on "Tom and Jerry." And all the rest of his work. Anyway, what Jojo meant is that most of the Hanna-Barbera animation in America in the 60s was shit, and he's right. "The Flintstones" is great, but it's not like it is nice to look at, innit.

These are some pretty nice categories for the 21st phase, right? Or for any phase. Cannon did a good job of picking them. He's much better at picking categories than he is at making his picks in a timely manner, but you have to remember that he has a lot of things to buy all the time and is always driving to and from his wife's office, so cut him some slack, will you?

I'm going to watch South Korea-Ghana now. I really love Ghana in football, and have for about 20 years, so don't make any assumptions about who I want to win. Unless you want to get cut.

Uh, Cap, I think you forgot to use your [Ranch] filter there.
 
Oh I almost forgot. @mja I have a Thanksgiving story. My wife made dinner this year and unbeknownst to me or anyone else, my Dad quietly asked her to make Candied Sweet Potatoes since no one else likes them. So she did up a nice version with rosemary, vanilla, orange rind, and some other stuff and he sits down and asks, "What's that?" She says it's the CSP he asked for and my mom turns beat red and puts her head in her hands.

It turns out that his mom's idea of the dish was to boil sweet potatoes, add water and brown sugar mixed into a paste, and bake. That's it. She was mortified to admit she's been making it for decades for him because it's what he wants. :laugh:

Jojo is right

This. RANCH made things so cheaply and shittily that there's an entire generation of people pre-RANCHsons who write the artform off as cheap, shitty kids programming and always will.
 
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Nah. I held back a lot of other things I was going to say. If someone needs a reminder from me that "The Flintstones" exists, they are a f***ing idiot.
I wasn’t referring to The Flinstones, but the major pick tip that came right before it, unless he’s off limits for some reason I’m not aware of.
 
Oh I almost forgot. @mja I have a Thanksgiving story. My wife made dinner this year and unbeknownst to me or anyone else, my Dad quietly asked her to make Candied Sweet Potatoes since no one else likes them. So she did up a nice version with rosemary, vanilla, orange rind, and some other stuff and he sits down and asks, "What's that?" She says it's the CSP he asked for and my mom turns beat red and puts her head in her hands.

It turns out that his mom's idea of the dish was to boil sweet potatoes, add water and brown sugar mixed into a paste, and bake. That's it. She was mortified to admit she's been making it for decades for him because it's what he wants. :laugh:

That's a reprehensible culinary crime, and yet I'm intrigued by the sweet potato candy bar loaf thing.
 
Oh I almost forgot. @mja I have a Thanksgiving story. My wife made dinner this year and unbeknownst to me or anyone else, my Dad quietly asked her to make Candied Sweet Potatoes since no one else likes them. So she did up a nice version with rosemary, vanilla, orange rind, and some other stuff and he sits down and asks, "What's that?" She says it's the CSP he asked for and my mom turns beat red and puts her head in her hands.

It turns out that his mom's idea of the dish was to boil sweet potatoes, add water and brown sugar mixed into a paste, and bake. That's it. She was mortified to admit she's been making it for decades for him because it's what he wants. :laugh:



This. HB made things so cheaply and shittily that there's an entire generation of people pre-Simpsons who write the artform off as cheap, shitty kids programming and always will.

If you don't mind, please edit out the names in this. It's entirely my fault.
 
It's time to class things up a bit in here with a retro clothing item that is as much of a must-have as any selection made thus far. The comfort, warmth, and style here is unmatched. Hitting the slopes? Going out for drinks? Walking around at night? Sleeping outside with no shelter? This is the clothing item for you.


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Team Retro Clothing Item - 80s Snowsuits

Time to strap on your helmet and safely make your pick @Lord Defect
 
Busy morning! I've got to

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Ok ok. I'll make it fast. The idea of recycling the absolute dogshit animation of the 60s into something completely off the wall and fresh is exactly the type of waste-free thinking we'll need in the new world. Plus this way I don't have to try to think of a Team Talk Show Host that doesn't cause me physical pain given that the only two good ones from Earth Prime are already taken in other categories.

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Bears are crazy, @Young Sandwich. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing a steak on it.

This reminds me my team lawyer is Harvey Birdman. I forgot. :laugh:

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Busy morning! I've got to

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Ok ok. I'll make it fast. The idea of recycling the absolute dogshit animation of the 60s into something completely off the wall and fresh is exactly the type of waste-free thinking we'll need in the new world. Plus this way I don't have to try to think of a Team Talk Show Host that doesn't cause me physical pain given that the only two good ones from Earth Prime are already taken in other categories.

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Bears are crazy, @Young Sandwich. They'll bite your head off if you're wearing a steak on it.
f*** that’s an amazing pick.
 
Since the Stay Pufts already have Merlin, and David Lo Pan, our next pick; sorcerer; is just icing on the cake.
One eye, from the Black Company.

@pit You who come after me, scribbling these Annals, by now realize that I shy off portraying the whole truth about our band of blackguards. You know they are vicious, violent, and ignorant. They are complete barbarians, living out their cruelest fantasies, their behavior tempered only by the presence of a few decent men. I do not often show that side because these men are my brethren, my family, and I was taught young not to speak ill of kin. The old lessons die hardest.

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One-Eye
 
No more four-match days, but no more missed-match mornings, but still no human rights. It's a mixed bag.

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We start the day with @pit on the clock (I FELL INTO THE PIT!), @mja on deck, and @Beef Invictus on the lido deck with two before we bound back up the order, or actually down, or whatever.

I found the final four episodes of "Heart Signal China - Season Four" and watched the first two of them last night. As you know, the guy who came last - the stand-up comedian - is really getting in the way of the younger guy's relationship with the rocket. I hate his guts. He has a clear lane to the other hot one, who likes him back and has no other pursuers, but he keeps going after the rocket. It really pisses me off to no end. Like, dude, get the f*** out of the way - you have no chance. And that other hot one is really cool, so everyone could win, but he's too much of a f***ing moron. Well, not everyone can win - the one who is called "Orange" or something is the odd woman out, after starting the season with two of the dudes after her. The new girl, "Keyhole" if you can believe it, has taken her place with the one dude, and the other new girl, "Mr. Luo" according to the subtitles, has taken her place with the other dude.

But there's more. Would you believe that for the second time I saw a Chinese man brought to tears over Kobe Bryant? Mr. Luo gave the guy a gift - an action figure of Kobe in a #8 Lakers blouse - and it was all he could do to not openly weep. In that show I watched a few months ago whose name I can't remember, the one little guy who was too shy to make a move actually did cry when he saw a kid in a Kobe blouse and started talking about what Kobe meant to him. Of course it's perfectly natural to be emotional over Kobe and especially Gianna's tragic passing. It's just eye-opening that he has that much of a presence in China. You hear about how the NBA is big in China, but it's different when you see it in action. I can't help but think the communists are responsible for letting the Chinese people be fooled by such a crap league.
 
There were a number of great options for this category - to an almost paralyzing degree. And while I recognize the form as something that can really elevate the song and give deeper insights, I also acknowledge that the video format gave rise to look over musicianship. So in a nod to the negative aspects of the music video, I select for Team Music Video - Bastards of Young by The Replacements (which is almost identical to their video for Left of the Dial, but it won out due to the ending).



@mja , speaking of taking a step and missing the whole first rung, are you surprised that @Lord Defect is the kind of fellow to not pm when it's your turn? I am not.

Also Jojo, that was a killer pick and I am once again cross for you for being so suave and discerning in your choices that I would have otherwise made.
 
There were a number of great options for this category - to an almost paralyzing degree. And while I recognize the form as something that can really elevate the song and give deeper insights, I also acknowledge that the video format gave rise to look over musicianship. So in a nod to the negative aspects of the music video, I select for Team Music Video - Bastards of Young by The Replacements (which is almost identical to their video for Left of the Dial, but it won out due to the ending).



@mja , speaking of taking a step and missing the whole first rung, are you surprised that @Lord Defect is the kind of fellow to not pm when it's your turn? I am not.

Also Jojo, that was a killer pick and I am once again cross for you for being so suave and discerning in your choices that I would have otherwise made.


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There were a number of great options for this category - to an almost paralyzing degree. And while I recognize the form as something that can really elevate the song and give deeper insights, I also acknowledge that the video format gave rise to look over musicianship. So in a nod to the negative aspects of the music video, I select for Team Music Video - Bastards of Young by The Replacements (which is almost identical to their video for Left of the Dial, but it won out due to the ending).



@mja , speaking of taking a step and missing the whole first rung, are you surprised that @Lord Defect is the kind of fellow to not pm when it's your turn? I am not.

Also Jojo, that was a killer pick and I am once again cross for you for being so suave and discerning in your choices that I would have otherwise made.

I’ve always felt the pm was redundant with the tagging. Now that I know that you don’t care about the quackverse enough to check the thread occasionally, I will make sure to PM you. With that said, by the time we come back around I’ll have forgotten.
 
No more four-match days, but no more missed-match mornings, but still no human rights. It's a mixed bag.

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We start the day with @pit on the clock (I FELL INTO THE PIT!), @mja on deck, and @Beef Invictus on the lido deck with two before we bound back up the order, or actually down, or whatever.

I found the final four episodes of "Heart Signal China - Season Four" and watched the first two of them last night. As you know, the guy who came last - the stand-up comedian - is really getting in the way of the younger guy's relationship with the rocket. I hate his guts. He has a clear lane to the other hot one, who likes him back and has no other pursuers, but he keeps going after the rocket. It really pisses me off to no end. Like, dude, get the f*** out of the way - you have no chance. And that other hot one is really cool, so everyone could win, but he's too much of a f***ing moron. Well, not everyone can win - the one who is called "Orange" or something is the odd woman out, after starting the season with two of the dudes after her. The new girl, "Keyhole" if you can believe it, has taken her place with the one dude, and the other new girl, "Mr. Luo" according to the subtitles, has taken her place with the other dude.

But there's more. Would you believe that for the second time I saw a Chinese man brought to tears over Kobe Bryant? Mr. Luo gave the guy a gift - an action figure of Kobe in a #8 Lakers blouse - and it was all he could do to not openly weep. In that show I watched a few months ago whose name I can't remember, the one little guy who was too shy to make a move actually did cry when he saw a kid in a Kobe blouse and started talking about what Kobe meant to him. Of course it's perfectly natural to be emotional over Kobe and especially Gianna's tragic passing. It's just eye-opening that he has that much of a presence in China. You hear about how the NBA is big in China, but it's different when you see it in action. I can't help but think the communists are responsible for letting the Chinese people be fooled by such a crap league.

I think probably half the posters on the NBA Reddit are there just to follow the ridiculous player drama and don't even watch any games
 
Sniped by the dastardly @pit, a fellow with fine taste in music, indeed. Oh well, let's keep it moving.

There's something I absolutely have to have, and yet, I'm not picking it yet. I may regret this (please, @Beef Invictus, don't hurt me like pit just did) but I'm going to do that thing where I hold off on picking something because there's less of a chance it's on anyone else's radar and go instead with something that is absolutely likely to be on someone else's radar, and that just so happens to be the pick that our intrepid Captain tipped the f*** out of yesterday (he has since atoned). That's right, for Team Cartoonist, the NJFZ are going with the GOAT: Chuck Jones.

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Like many a Gen X-er I spent a ridiculous amount of time watching cartoons, including copious amounts of Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry. Chuck created or co-created some of the most memorable characters in cartoon history, including the disaster-prone NJFZ Team Cartoon Character, Wile E. Coyote. He also was just a really good artist; his cartoons are handsome and well-drawn, sometimes surprisingly so given that they were essentially just short films. Here's a nice video that drills down better on what made him a legend.



Young Beef! Defective Beef! Pit Beef!
 
Sniped by the dastardly @pit, a fellow with fine taste in music, indeed. Oh well, let's keep it moving.

There's something I absolutely have to have, and yet, I'm not picking it yet. I may regret this (please, @Beef Invictus, don't hurt me like pit just did) but I'm going to do that thing where I hold off on picking something because there's less of a chance it's on anyone else's radar and go instead with something that is absolutely likely to be on someone else's radar, and that just so happens to be the pick that our intrepid Captain tipped the f*** out of yesterday (he has since atoned). That's right, for Team Cartoonist, the NJFZ are going with the GOAT: Chuck Jones.

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Like many a Gen X-er I spent a ridiculous amount of time watching cartoons, including copious amounts of Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry. Chuck created or co-created some of the most memorable characters in cartoon history, including the disaster-prone NJFZ Team Cartoon Character, Wile E. Coyote. He also was just a really good artist; his cartoons are handsome and well-drawn, sometimes surprisingly so given that they were essentially just short films. Here's a nice video that drills down better on what made him a legend.



Young Beef! Defective Beef! Pit Beef!


I hope you are finished whining about it now.
 
Thank you mja! Absorbing mja! Able mja! Billowy mja!

I pick now. Some say I may pick twice. This could be true. I hope it isn't, because I only have a single pick planned out right now and that leaves me in quite the conundrum. Hmm. Well, picking in such a historic phase is a big deal. And I should like to say a few words to mark the occasion:

Rotational atherectomy (RA) is an established tool in interventional cardiology for treatment of calcified coronary lesions. Over 3 decades of clinical experience and research, techniques have matured and outcomes have improved. Heterogeneity exists, however, in RA utilization and technique. We assembled a group of experienced RA operators and device experts to summarize and critique key elements of contemporary RA technique, to identify areas of consensus and controversy, and to offer recommendations for optimal performance for the practicing interventional cardiologist. Evolution in RA strategy toward a focus on lesion modification to facilitate balloon angioplasty and stenting has underpinned major advances in procedural safety, including opportunity to use smaller caliber equipment and radial access. Optimal technique and improved safety have permitted exploratory use of RA for different lesion types and reevaluation of procedural requirements, including flush solution composition and transvenous pacing. Preparedness to manage complications remains paramount and recommendations for operators and institutions are outlined.

Rotational atherectomy (RA) is an endovascular procedure to ablate atherosclerotic plaque by forward advancement of a rotating abrasive burr. The Rotablator Rotational Atherectomy System (Figure 1; Boston Scientific, Natick, MA) has been commercially available for use in the coronary arteries for the past 3 decades.1 Over this time, RA has matured as a tool for management of calcified coronary lesions, with additional advances in design accompanying the new RotaPro system (Figure 2; Boston Scientific, Natick, MA). Yet utilization and practice vary widely, with use of RA varying from <1% to >10% at select centers.2 Incremental experience has revealed best practices associated with efficacy and safety. Recently, European experts put forward a consensus document on RA technique.3 Over a series of 4 meetings, a group of experienced North American RA physician operators and industry device experts sought to summarize and critique RA practices. This document represents a collective effort of this multidisciplinary group to provide a contemporary scientific review of key areas of consensus and controversy pertinent to selection of patients and lesions, safe and effective technical performance, and qualification of performing operators and centers.

One in 5 patients undergoing percutaneous coronary intervention (PCI) exhibits moderate or severe coronary artery calcification.4 Coronary calcification increases technical difficulty of PCI. Accumulated mineral content in calcified plaque complicates delivery and expansion of angioplasty balloons and stents, increases risks of procedural complications including stent underexpansion, asymmetrical expansion, and malapposition, and increases postprocedural complications including restenosis and thrombosis.5–8 For severely calcified lesions, even high-pressure inflation of a noncompliant balloon may fail to dilate a stenosis despite angiographic appearance of complete balloon expansion.9 Asymmetrical calcification predisposes to dissection10 or perforation.11 Friction from calcification impedes device advancement and wire manipulation.

Patients undergoing PCI for calcified lesions experience a high rate of major adverse cardiovascular events,12 including in the contemporary drug-eluting stent era. For example, in postmarketing surveillance of everolimus-eluting stents, moderate to severe lesion calcification was associated with a higher rate of ischemia-driven target vessel revascularization (5.8 versus 3.1%; P=0.025) and major adverse cardiac events (10 versus 5%; P=0.0011) at 3 years.13 Both lesion and patient factors may contribute to this association.14 Intimal calcification correlates with comorbidities including advanced age, diabetes mellitus, and chronic kidney disease.15 Extent of coronary artery calcification is predictive of systemic atherosclerosis burden, adverse coronary events, and also adverse peripheral vascular and cerebrovascular events.16

The primary rationale for use of RA is to modify physical attributes of calcified plaque to facilitate balloon angioplasty and stent deployment. This notably reflects a shift in emphasis from an earlier objective to debulk plaque before or in lieu of balloon angioplasty. Two randomized controlled trials inform the current approach. The STRATAS (Study to Determine Rotablator and Transluminal Angioplasty Strategy) compared outcomes of an aggressive strategy (maximum burr:artery ratio >0.70 alone or with adjunctive balloon inflation ≤1 atm) and a routine strategy (maximum burr:artery ratio ≤0.70 with routine balloon inflation ≥4 atm).17 Aggressive strategy yielded no advantages for clinical success, final minimum lumen diameter, or residual stenosis, and higher rates of periprocedural creatine kinase-myocardial band release and target lesion revascularization at 6 months. The CARAT (Coronary Angioplasty and Rotablator Atherectomy Trial) also showed no benefit with aggressive strategy for procedural success or target vessel revascularization at 6 months, and indeed found higher risk of angiographic complications with a larger burr:artery ratio.18 Transition in RA practice away from aggressive debulking has permitted use of smaller burrs, sheaths, and guide catheters with improved safety and equivalent efficacy.

There. That was a good speech. One of my best. It is now time. The time for picking. No more waiting. We go NOW

Team Retro Fashion Item:

RAPIER

Once upon a time, people carried swords. It was what you did. Dueling was illegal, and yet often one thing would lead to another and you'd find yourself in a f***ing swordfight. This was a possible outcome of any day for a lot of dudes, like getting stuck in traffic now. And so it was common for men of status (or who aspired to it) to carry swords as part of their everyday dress. Swords became a part of fashion, and were often decorated as such. The rapier is an interesting evolution, because its hand guard was routinely inherently stylish as well as fully functional, meeting both roles of the weapon with ease. Even an unadorned rapier could have an eye catching guard, whether it be the swept-hilt variety or a simpler cup. Owners routinely had them engraved or decorated. Being able to afford a sword was a statement of your own standing; and they were often made into a fashion statement as well. Look at this fashionable thing:

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That is, as the tubular youth of today say, "lit banging yeet."

Another example:

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And finally, this is Metal As f*** a solid 4 centuries before "Metal" even existed, truly ahead of its time:

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Alright me, we are up again. Hurry up and think of something.
 
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