NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

[Striiker]

Otherwise @Striiker is up

I am not prepared

 

[Striiker]

From the masterpiece 2 Fast 2 Furious...

Team Music Video - "Act a Fool" by Ludacris



(side note for @Captain Dave Poulin, the spreadsheet is currently wrong. I didn't take that song as my music video. I took the band “Queens of the Stone Age” as my Queen. That song was just an example of their work)

Team Cartoonist - Tite Kubo

@Strawberry Fields it’s your turn to present your project to the class

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

(side note for @Captain Dave Poulin, the spreadsheet is currently wrong. I didn't take that song as my music video. I took the band “Queens of the Stone Age” as my Queen. That song was just an example of their work)

I'm going to kill you for making me type out "You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire" four times.

 

[Striiker]

I'm going to kill you for making me type out "You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire" four times.

You'd be doing me a favor.

But also you didn't even need to do it once. I take zero responsibility for your momentary Defect-ness.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'll allow it.

Don't be afraid to make your pick before the year runs out. Patiently, of course.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Don't be afraid to make your pick before the year runs out. Patiently, of course.

Was waiting for the wrap around to make both.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Team sorcerer- Sabrina the Teenage Witch- I'm assuming witches fall under this category given that the one from Wizard of Oz has been picked

@DancingPanther

 

[Magua]

I am going on a trip around the world to find a new place to live. Any suggestions?? No Canada or US. No cold bs either. And I don’t give a shit about hockey.

North Sentinel Island.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I am going on a trip around the world to find a new place to live. Any suggestions?? No Canada or US. No cold bs either. And I don’t give a shit about hockey.

New Zealand (in order of urban to rural: Auckland, New Plymouth, out in the boonies)
Pretty much any major Australian city
Amsterdam
Obligatory Florence
Zagreb
Northeast Portugal (Braganza area)

 

[Striiker]

New Zealand (in order of urban to rural: Auckland, New Plymouth, out in the boonies)
Amsterdam
Obligatory Florence

New Zealand and Australia at the very top of the DO NOT VISIT list, along with shitholes like Brazil and a few other places.

I’ve seen too many pictures of the shit that lives there. Particularly giant spiders.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

New Zealand and Australia at the very top of the DO NOT VISIT list, along with shitholes like Brazil and a few other places.

I’ve seen too many pictures of the shit that lives there. Particularly giant spiders.

The spiders that can kill you eat the insects that can kill you. And the reptiles that can kill you eat the spiders. It's a perfect harmony. Just keep to yourself.

 

[Striiker]

The spiders that can kill you eat the insects that can kill you. And the reptiles that can kill you eat the spiders. It's a perfect harmony. Just keep to yourself.

Or I could just stay in PA and never interact with any animals like that.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Or I could just stay in PA and never interact with any animals like that.

I never figured you to argue Chuck Fletcher isn't an animal that can kill you, but here we are.

 

[Magua]

Or I could just stay in PA and never interact with any animals like that.

You have a better chance of choking on a dino nuggie than being killed by Australasia wildlife.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The spiders that can kill you eat the insects that can kill you. And the reptiles that can kill you eat the spiders. It's a perfect harmony. Just keep to yourself.

This is the saddest day of my life, seeing you succumb to their propaganda.

 

[Striiker]

I never figured you to argue Chuck Fletcher isn't an animal that can kill you, but here we are.

If he were an animal he'd be a worm.

I can handle a worm.

You have a better chance of choking on a dino nuggie than being killed by Australasia wildlife.

I'm not worried about getting killed by it. I'm disgusted by it and don't want it anywhere near me.

Just like I'm not afraid of the ants, spiders, etc that live around here. I just don't want to see them.

This is the saddest day of my life, seeing you succumb to their propaganda.

He's been paid off by Big Spider.

Shameful.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If he were an animal he'd be a worm.

I can handle a worm.

Spoiler

That’s almost twice as long as you are.

 

[Striiker]

Spoiler

That’s almost twice as long as you are.

You think you're real sneaky, don't you?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You think you're real sneaky, don't you?

You found Google!

Those worms range from a few inches to 10’. NHL GMs range from Sakic to Fletcher. Unless you’d like to take an approach I’ve heard recently that they’re not so different.

 

[Striiker]

You found Google!

Those worms range from a few inches to 10’. NHL GMs range from Sakic to Fletcher. Unless you’d like to take an approach I’ve heard recently that they’re not so different.

I most certainly did not misread "3m" as "3cm", if that's what you're thinking,

Absolutely not.

No chance at all.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You found Google!

Those worms range from a few inches to 10’. NHL GMs range from Sakic to Fletcher. Unless you’d like to take an approach I’ve heard recently that they’re not so different.

It's funny that they named those worms after the guy who got his wang chopped off by his wife.

 

[Striiker]

It's funny that they named those worms after the guy who got his wang chopped off by his wife.

I haven't seen the Lord of the Rings movies yet but that's not at all what I expected...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I haven't seen the Lord of the Rings movies yet but that's not at all what I expected...

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

(By the way, New Zealand rules - zero snakes. Australia is Hell on Earth - totally f***ed.)

 

[Striiker]

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

(By the way, New Zealand rules - zero snakes. Australia is Hell on Earth - totally f***ed.)

Bobbit
Hobbit

It was self-deprecating humor where I pretended to be juuuuust slightly dumber than I actually am and believed you were saying a hobbit got his junk cut off.

Just give me a fake chuckle and move on.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Bobbit
Hobbit

It was self-deprecating humor where I pretended to be juuuuust slightly dumber than I actually am and believed you were saying a hobbit got his junk cut off.

Just give me a fake chuckle and move on.

lmaolz