NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

[Asnito]

As in bufo-on

 

[ajgoal]

Do those two have to fight for custody of their brain cell?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

We're going to do our Dealer's Choice III here. Online Christmas shopping brought this front of mind. The wife is gracious and still gets me a set every year for my birthday and Christmas. The Quackverse wouldn't be as enjoyable without it.

The Seattle Sockeyes proudly select Lego for this round's dealer's choice.

@GKJ, here's a picture of Lego Lamborghini Countach:

 

[Asnito]

Do those two have to fight for custody of their brain cell?

To be fair I saw it but thought that was to advanced for him. His 5 year old must have got a hold of his phone.

 

[Beef Invictus]

We're going to do our Dealer's Choice IIi here. Online Christmas shopping brought this front of mind. The wife is gracious and still gets me a set every year for my birthday and Christmas. The Quackverse wouldn't be as enjoyable without it.

The Seattle Sockeyes proudly select Lego for this round's dealer's choice.

@GKJ, here's a picture of Lego Lamborghini Countach:

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I have a Star Wars Lego advent calendar

 

[Lord Defect]

We're going to do our Dealer's Choice IIi here. Online Christmas shopping brought this front of mind. The wife is gracious and still gets me a set every year for my birthday and Christmas. The Quackverse wouldn't be as enjoyable without it.

The Seattle Sockeyes proudly select Lego for this round's dealer's choice.

@GKJ, here's a picture of Lego Lamborghini Countach:

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How the f*** was Lego still on the board???

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Cocaine Bear finds it delightful, so if you snort a mountain of snow ...

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, @Chuck Downie on deck, @Hollywood Cannon on the lido deck, and yours truly on the lido afterdeck.

Speaking of truly, I would destroy any of you and anyone else at miniature golf. True story. I'm not worth a smoking f*** at regular golf - you could say that my temper gets in the way of my scoring, and you could also say that regular golf can suck it - but I basically rule at miniature golf. It is my jam. You guys would destroy me at any other of those kinds of things - darts, shuffleboard, videogames that aren't called "Diable III" or "Terraria." I used to be good at pool, but I totally lost it at some point and suck so bad now. I refuse to play f***ing cornhole, because the assholes who named it are assholes, and also because it's basically the game form of country music. You know what I'm talking about. If you have special, custom-made cornhole sacks or cornhole gloves, you need serious help.

But of all the things I suck at and you would destroy me in, the number one thing is bowling. I refuse to take bowling seriously. I don't even get wasted when I go bowling, and I don't think I ever have. I just won't get better. Don't get me wrong, I seriously doubt that I could get better if I tried, but I refuse to try. It's not like I even hate it or think it's f***ed, like cornhole. I just refuse to pretend that it matters. I don't think it's because of hilarious bowling movies like "The Big Lebowski" or "Kingpin," both of which rule. It's probably a little bit because of that c*** who chops his crotch and other "professional" bowlers. I don't know. I'll go and bowl if I absolutely MUST leave the house, but you can't make me take it seriously.

One thing I do take seriously is Team Dealer's Choice III. Lego is basically the exact right size of thing to take for this category. It's more or less perfect. So keep that in mind when you are tempted to pick "The Solar System" or some other ridiculous shit.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Cocaine Bear finds it delightful, so if you snort a mountain of snow ...

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, @Chuck Downie on deck, @Hollywood Cannon on the lido deck, and yours truly on the lido afterdeck.

Speaking of truly, I would destroy any of you and anyone else at miniature golf. True story. I'm not worth a smoking f*** at regular golf - you could say that my temper gets in the way of my scoring, and you could also say that regular golf can suck it - but I basically rule at miniature golf. It is my jam. You guys would destroy me at any other of those kinds of things - darts, shuffleboard, videogames that aren't called "Diable III" or "Terraria." I used to be good at pool, but I totally lost it at some point and suck so bad now. I refuse to play f***ing cornhole, because the assholes who named it are assholes, and also because it's basically the game form of country music. You know what I'm talking about. If you have special, custom-made cornhole sacks or cornhole gloves, you need serious help.

But of all the things I suck at and you would destroy me in, the number one thing is bowling. I refuse to take bowling seriously. I don't even get wasted when I go bowling, and I don't think I ever have. I just won't get better. Don't get me wrong, I seriously doubt that I could get better if I tried, but I refuse to try. It's not like I even hate it or think it's f***ed, like cornhole. I just refuse to pretend that it matters. I don't think it's because of hilarious bowling movies like "The Big Lebowski" or "Kingpin," both of which rule. It's probably a little bit because of that c*** who chops his crotch and other "professional" bowlers. I don't know. I'll go and bowl if I absolutely MUST leave the house, but you can't make me take it seriously.

One thing I do take seriously is Team Dealer's Choice III. Lego is basically the exact right size of thing to take for this category. It's more or less perfect. So keep that in mind when you are tempted to pick "The Solar System" or some other ridiculous shit.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’ve watched more hockey than a rational person should watch, and I’ve learned one thing over the years: the heavier the better.

The Honolulu Ghibli get elemental with our Team Element: Oganesson (Og)

Big boy atomic #118 -- the heaviest element -- has an atomic mass of almost 300. Huzzah! It’s so radioactively large and in charge, it can only be created synthetically (first in 2002). And only a few atoms have ever been created, each of which survived for less than a millisecond. That’s what I call a hard to find skill-set. Like most heavy special skill-sets, Oganesson has no actual biological role. But we believe that’s only because it hasn’t yet found the right role. It will be developed into a positive contributor on the periodic table.

****

@BigToe — melodic BigToe! Falsified BigToe! Superimposed BigToe!

the heaviest *so far*
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[Hollywood Cannon]

My body is ready.

 

[Lord Defect]

This was a terrible episode of holey moley

 

[GKJ]

I’m gonna pick up the Maya civilization as my ancient. They seemed to do a lot of cool shit before being conquered, and I want to talk to them a bit about how people feel about their calendar.

@Chuck Downie

 

[mja]

I’m gonna pick up the Maya civilization as my ancient. They seemed to do a lot of cool shit before being conquered, and I want to talk to them a bit about how people feel about their calendar.

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@Chuck Downie

 

[pit]

I am roadtripping Toronto to Philly for my parent's 50th weddng anniversary celebration starting tomorrow and coming back Monday. When/if it comes back to me in that time frame, please skip.

 

[DancingPanther]

That's toadtoad

Bifbif

 

[Chuck Downie]

Les Comiques select Team Queen

Dairy Queen

Dairy Queen - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

@Hollywood Cannon

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks turn their attention to the Periodic Table of Elements for their next selection. I wanted to take a certain skateboarding company with this selection but my brother was quite stern on the NO LOOPHOLES for this category so I must oblige.

So with that said, we will select Au, which is also known as Gold.

Gold has a bunch of uses and it fits our franchise's #Lore so why not?

Oh yeah, Beef,

Trade networks were global. There's almost no surviving goods from the East in the old Roman empire, because most of what was traded was perishable like silk or spices. The Romans were great at glasswork and the empire was chock full of silver and gold, which the Far East lacked, so the main evidence of this trade is Roman coins, which have been found as far away as Japan. And glasswork. Chinese porcelain may be descended from Roman works.

@Captain Dave Poulin wow us with your glory, brother.

Now I wait for someone to tell me that I can't take the element that is used to create our rival's currency...
As I think of something else, dejected.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Les Comiques select Team Queen

Dairy Queen

Dairy Queen - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

@Hollywood Cannon

That was taken, Chuckles.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks turn their attention to the Periodic Table of Elements for their next selection. I wanted to take a certain skateboarding company with this selection but my brother was quite stern on the NO LOOPHOLES for this category so I must oblige.

So with that said, we will select Au, which is also known as Gold.

Gold has a bunch of uses and it fits our franchise's #Lore so why not?

Oh yeah, Beef,

@Captain Dave Poulin wow us with your glory, brother.

Now I wait for someone to tell me that I can't take the element that is used to create our rival's currency...
As I think of something else, dejected.

I think you are OK. You are taking the element, he is taking the currency. I can see how those are different, and neither of you has to give up anything. He gets gold money, and you get gold ... element stuff, so if your sorceror is worth a f***, he can use alchemy to turn your gold elemental science whatever into money.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I think you are OK. You are taking the element, he is taking the currency. I can see how those are different, and neither of you has to give up anything. He gets gold money, and you get gold ... element stuff, so if your sorceror is worth a f***, he can use alchemy to turn your gold elemental science whatever into money.

That's why we pay you the big bucks....

 

[Beef Invictus]

You don't have my silver or copper!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You don't have my silver or copper!

 

[BernieParent]

Well you're definitely missing one

It left.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'll go ahead and go by picking my favorite music video.

"Ten, twenty, thirty, forty
Tell me that you wanna scold me
Tell me that you adore me
Tell me that you're famous for me
Tell me that you're gonna score me
Tell me that you gotta show me
Tell me that you need to sorely
Time to tell your love story
Time turning over and over
Time turning, four leaf clover"



Team Music Video - Bull In The Heather

@Rebels57

 

[Chuck Downie]

That was taken, Chuckles.

I have checked the list only a few times over the course of these twenty some phases. Why? My picks are usually what nobody wants, but I f**ked this one up. Dairy Queen sucks.


New pick incoming….