NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

[BernieParent]

Beat up symbology.

Hit him with different-shaped objects. "You have a triangular indentation in your forehead now, Dan! What does THAT mean!?!!!?"

 

[Beef Invictus]

You can't just claim the Merovingians were descended from Jesus after he moved to France without even trying to explain the 4 century gap, or the fact that the Merovingian tribe lived north of France, decidedly outside of France at the time. Lazy scumbum writing such low-effort content is how we got the Twilight series.

 

[Magua]

I’ve got quite the collection of children/YA books honestly because I refuse to part with them.

As promised:

I have an entire bookshelf just devoted to my elementary/middle school reading. I had another ~10 (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, some real top tier stuff) but my sister took them.

BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN FIND THE VERY NON-KIDS PICK I SNUCK IN FOR GIGGLES

And for @JojoTheWhale

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You can't just claim the Merovingians were descended from Jesus after he moved to France without even trying to explain the 4 century gap, or the fact that the Merovingian tribe lived north of France, decidedly outside of France at the time. Lazy scumbum writing such low-effort content is how we got the Twilight series.

What if I told you his knowledge of history is worlds ahead of the vomit he put on a page in his cryptography thriller? Please enjoy this excerpt:

Or this one:

The people in question who can’t even fathom time stamping have quantum computers that brute force 256 bit keys. In 6 minutes. In 1998.

 

[Magua]

You can't just claim the Merovingians were descended from Jesus after he moved to France without even trying to explain the 4 century gap, or the fact that the Merovingian tribe lived north of France, decidedly outside of France at the time. Lazy scumbum writing such low-effort content is how we got the Twilight series.

Dan Brown explains history better than you explain why pumpkin pie sucks.

 

[Striiker]

As promised:

I have an entire bookshelf just devoted to my elementary/middle school reading. I had another ~10 (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, some real top tier stuff) but my sister took them.

BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN FIND THE VERY NON-KIDS PICK I SNUCK IN FOR GIGGLES

And for @JojoTheWhale

I see one of the options that I was thinking about picking in there.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

As promised:

I have an entire bookshelf just devoted to my elementary/middle school reading. I had another ~10 (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, some real top tier stuff) but my sister took them.

BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN FIND THE VERY NON-KIDS PICK I SNUCK IN FOR GIGGLES

And for @JojoTheWhale

"The Killer Angels" and "Blood Meridian" aren't for kids lol. Remind me after everyone picks to tell you about one of those on the shelf.

 

[Beef Invictus]

As promised:

I have an entire bookshelf just devoted to my elementary/middle school reading. I had another ~10 (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, some real top tier stuff) but my sister took them.

BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN FIND THE VERY NON-KIDS PICK I SNUCK IN FOR GIGGLES

And for @JojoTheWhale

I have that copy of Silmarillion.

 

[Beef Invictus]

What if I told you his knowledge of history is worlds ahead of the vomit he put on a page in his cryptography thriller? Please enjoy this excerpt:

Or this one:

The people in question who can’t even fathom time stamping have quantum computers that brute force 256 bit keys. In 6 minutes. In 1998.

It can annihilate Pretty Good Privacy!?!?! Holy shit just turn off the internet, it's the only way to stop this technological behemoth. I did do an actual dismayed LOL at including ZIP. Plaintext vulnerable, isn't it?

I hate Dan Brown. Grinding myself into burnout getting another degree was fully worth it to enhance my disdain of Brown.

 

[Striiker]

What if I told you his knowledge of history is worlds ahead of the vomit he put on a page in his cryptography thriller? Please enjoy this excerpt:

Or this one:

The people in question who can’t even fathom time stamping have quantum computers that brute force 256 bit keys. In 6 minutes. In 1998.

The PC you helped me pick out was a quantum computer, right?

 

[Beef Invictus]

The PC you helped me pick out was a quantum computer, right?

Let's just say yes. It runs on electrons. Electrons are quantum.

 

[Striiker]

It can annihilate Pretty Good Privacy!?!?! Holy shit just turn off the internet, it's the only way to stop this technological behemoth. I did do an actual dismayed LOL at including ZIP. Plaintext vulnerable, isn't it?

I hate Dan Brown. Grinding myself into burnout getting another degree was fully worth it to enhance my disdain of Brown.

Beef, you need to learn to not let things bother you, like I have.

Nothing phases me. I’m a cool cucumber 24/7.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Beef, you need to learn to not let things bother you, like I have.

Nothing phases me. I’m a cool cucumber 24/7.

You have to choose where to take a stand, and I choose to stand against everything.

 

[Magua]

"The Killer Angels" and "Blood Meridian" aren't for kids lol. Remind me after everyone picks to tell you about one of those on the shelf.

I was huge into the Civil War. I read The Killer Angels in middle school. Blood Meridian is the one I snuck in for laughs. Imagine giving that to a 10 year old. Good lord. The only thing more horrific and scarring would be Dan Brown.

I obviously read 100x those books from the library, but I just happen to own those. There’s some oddities like not owning the last book in a trilogy. I don’t know why. One day.

 

[Striiker]

You have to choose where to take a stand, and I choose to stand against everything.

I chose the 1970s.

I don’t recall you assisting. So not “everything” hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Beef Invictus]

I chose the 1970s.

I don’t recall you assisting. So not “everything” hmmmmmmmmmm

I take a stand against your stabs while also pooping on the era

It's called feng shui

 

[Striiker]

I take a stand against your stabs while also pooping on the era

It's called feng shui

Next time assist and make the stabs even beefier.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The PC you helped me pick out was a quantum computer, right?

Well your posts do bring to mind entanglement, so that’s something.

 

[Striiker]

Well your posts do bring to mind entanglement, so that’s something.

so you took this as an opportunity to hurt me

ok

I understand

 

[JojoTheWhale]

so you took this as an opportunity to hurt me

ok

I understand

I WANT BETTER FOR YOU THAN THIS TEAM

 

[Striiker]

I WANT BETTER FOR YOU THAN THIS TEAM

Hey @Beef Invictus I bet you know where this gif is from

 

[Asnito]

Ban incoming

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hey @Beef Invictus I bet you know where this gif is from

The haircut they gave Tom Hanks in this STOOPID f***ing movie is the haircut equivalent of Dan Brown's writing.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Hey @Beef Invictus I bet you know where this gif is from

That’s from a fine film created by the Desert Ducks’ own Official Team Director, Ron Howard.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hey @Beef Invictus I bet you know where this gif is from

Don't do this